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Martha Stewart Interviews Justin Bieber & It’s So Boring

justin bieber interview You would think Martha Stewart interviewing Justin Bieber would be even moderately interesting, but I'm sorry to inform you that you'd be wrong in that thinking. In the new issue of Interview, Martha managed to ask the most bland questions, while Justin's answers to those questions were so snooze-worthy that I literally had to keep my eyes from fluttering closed as I tried to read them. Instead of tackling any hard-hitting questions, instead we got to hear about how Justin graduated high school w...

Justin Bieber’s Lip Sync Battle Is… Something Else

justin bieber lip sync battle Justin Bieber's latest mission is to try and endear himself to the general public again. We all loved him (well, most people did) back when he was just a precocious Canadian kid with obnoxious but obscenely catchy music. Then he went off the rails and everyone hated him, and he wants to change that, get back to his roots. In order to do this, he's really putting himself out there and getting silly, by doing things like performing "Girls Don't Cry" on Lip Sync Battle this week. At first I thou...

Here’s Justin Bieber’s Naked Butt Just For You — PHOTO

  justin bieber butt edited  Sorry for those of you who are busy eating your breakfast - you probably won't have much of an appetite after this. Justin Bieber thought it'd be a great idea to treat his fans to a lovely view of his bare backside on Instagram during the early hours of Tuesday morning, so he posted a picture of... his bare backside standing on the side of a boat and looking at a mountain in the distance. Justin captioned the shot "Look" and that's it. Look at his ass? Look at the mountain in th...

Justin Bieber & Diplo’s New Video ‘Where Are U Now’ Is Weird

justin bieber Justin Bieber is getting adventurous when it comes to his new music, so he's teamed up with EDM douchebag Diplo and slightly awkward but really nice guy Skrillex for a new song called "Where Are U Now". It's a strange video but a pretty catchy song... not to mention it contains a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shout out to Justin's ex x 5,000 times, Selena Gomez! OMGGGGGG... does this mean they will get back 2gether?! (Insert eye roll here.) All sarcasm aside, I actually hate myself for ho...

Justin Bieber & Ruby Rose Are Friends, Of Course

justin bieber ruby rose If you spend any time on the Internet, you'll obviously know who Ruby Rose is. The Australian model/DJ/actress was a new addition to the Orange is the New Black cast for Season 3, and people have gone nuts for her. I haven't actually watched the third season yet, so I can't say anything either way about Ruby's acting, but I can say that I'm already biased against her since everyone has been so obnoxious with the whole "I'd SO go gay for Ruby Rose!!!" and "Ruby Rose is the best new girl crush"-type posts/comme...

Justin Bieber Pleads Guilty To Ontario ATV Assault

justin bieber selena gomez Justin Bieber has shockingly managed to avoid getting into too much trouble in the past few months, but he's still answering for everything he did during his tour of terror over the last year or two. Most recently, he pleaded guilty to a criminal assault case involving an ATV and a paparazzo in summer 2014. From TMZ: Justin appeared in a Canadian court via Skype. The singer was in the office of his lawyer, Howard Weitzman, when he pled guilty to simple assault and careless driving. Th...

Justin Bieber Has Officially Managed His Anger

justin bieber anger management Remember how Justin Bieber received a visit from the karma fairy last year and was sentenced to anger management classes for egging his neighbour's house? Well, give him his due - he actually turned up and went through with ti and now his anger has been deemed sufficiently managed, it seems. From TMZ: Bieber's lawyers were in court Monday to show the judge he completed one of the two major terms of his plea deal -- 12 anger management classes. According to court docs, Bieber has also begun the ...

Justin Bieber Hopes You “Felt The Sincerity” Of His Apologies

justin bieber hero Justin Bieber is a changed man these days. He's seen the error of his ways (despite the fact that nothing at all about his lifestyle has changed) and he's ready to live life on the straight and narrow. He's even issued a heartfelt apology to tell the world just how sorry he is for being a ding dong for so long. Did you hear his remorse? Did you feel the sincerity? Justin hopes so. From Hero mag (via People): "I hope people felt the sincerity in my apologies," he says. "There are a lot of...

Justin Bieber Got Put In A Chokehold At Coachella

justin bieber Justin Bieber has been insisting that he's a changed man for a while now. You see, he was just so misunderstood for the past couple of years! He hung around with the wrong people who didn't have his best interest in mind, and he was just pretending to be someone he wasn't to fit in, but all that's behind him. He doesn't want any trouble... only it seems to follow him wherever he goes, like Coachella. All he wanted was to watch Drake's set from the VIP area and he left the place in a chokehol...

Are Justin Bieber And Kendall Jenner Hooking Up At Coachella?

Justin+Bieber Justin Bieber, world-class douche, might be hooking up with Kendall Jenner. He posted photos on his Instagram of him getting cozy with the possible Calvin Klein model at Coachella. Maybe you're not upset, but Beliebers are aghast, saying, "Noooo Kendall....". See for yourself:   A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Apr 9, 2015 at 6:55pm PDT   So if you want my take on it, I think they're totally "hooking up", as the kids say. Though Bieber and Jenner have previously been li...

Justin Bieber the Cry Baby says his life isn’t easy

justin bieber In case you forgot, Justin Bieber is a changed man, now. He's no longer the kind of guy who spits in people's faces and threatens to kill them, nor is he the type of guy who throws obnoxious parties and TPs his neighbour's house just for the lulz. He's reformed now... but don't be fooled. Forget that he's filthy rich with the world as his fingers - his life is far from easy. According to him, anyway. From USA Today: Q: Some will quickly say, 'What's so hard about being Justin Bieber?' Yo...

Justin Bieber has a new girlfriend

justin bieber ashley moore Justin Bieber is a changed man, now, and with his new-found ~ToTaLlY GoOd GuY~ image, he's managed to pick up a new girlfriend/sex partner/whatever in model Ashley Moore. The pair were spotted at the Staples Center on Friday, where they watched the Clippers vs. Wizards game and got all nice and cozy. Justin even crawled into her lap like the wittle tiny baby he is. Well, ain't that sweet? They've seen each other on and off for a while now, it seems - even last summer, Justin was post...