Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do.

Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper.

Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself.

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Justin Bieber stripped at Fashion Rocks and it was awkward

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I’m not sure what the bigger angle of this story actually is: the fact that Justin Bieber stripped on stage at Fashion Rocks or the fact that he apparently can’t read very well. Both things are true, both things are awkward, both things make me want to claw my eyes and ears out even more than usual.

The best part of this whole thing is the guy taking the video. Otherwise, this is my reaction (thanks, ONTD!)

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I guess at least the ‘roids are working?

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Justin Bieber hurt his wittle wrist

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Justin Bieber is a fucking terror behind the wheel of a car (or ATV) and has been causing accidents left and right. Hell, he was even arrested for wreckless driving and assault last Friday, and it seems JB himself has been hurt as a result of his own behaviour since he was treated yesterday for a broken wrist in Canada.

From TMZ:

We’re told Bieber went to the Stratford General Hospital in Ontario to have his wrist checked out. According to our sources, it turns out he suffered a sprain.

It’s unclear if Bieber injured his wrist in the ATV accident … or if he hurt it trying to reach something on a really high shelf. Ya know, cause he’s tiny.

It’ll take this kid getting paralyzed or doing it to someone else (or worse, killing them) for him to get it through his thick skull that driving a car is not a joke. I’m certainly not wishing anything horrible on him, but Bieber seems like one of those actual idiots who would only get his head out of his own ass if there was some kind of extreme tragedy.

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