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Justin Bieber Got Put In A Chokehold At Coachella

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Justin Bieber has been insisting that he’s a changed man for a while now. You see, he was just so misunderstood for the past couple of years! He hung around with the wrong people who didn’t have his best interest in mind, and he was just pretending to be someone he wasn’t to fit in, but all that’s behind him. He doesn’t want any trouble… only it seems to follow him wherever he goes, like Coachella. All he wanted was to watch Drake’s set from the VIP area and he left the place in a chokehold. Uh oh!

From TMZ:

Bieber and his entourage walked to the artist’s entrance where Drake was performing, when they were stopped by security and told the area was at capacity and they couldn’t come in. Bieber and his crew showed security they had the proper wristbands to gain entry.

Eyewitnesses tell TMZ, Bieber argued with security, saying there was no way he could stand in a big crowd because he’d get bombarded by fans. Security wasn’t having it and told him to leave.

We’re told Bieber persisted and said he was personally invited by Drake and had been waiting all weekend to see him perform. Bieber didn’t stand down and security was pissed.
At that point a Coachella staffer came up to Bieber and said she would escort him inside the artist’s area. She grabbed Bieber by the arm and began walking him and his security team inside, when Coachella security came up from behind and put Bieber in a chokehold.

Apparently Bieber’s team then got into it with Coachella staff and Bieber was asked to leave, though he says he voluntarily left and is considering pressing charges against the security there.

Also, I never thought I’d say this, but if this is indeed how things went down, I’m kind of on Bieber’s side. He had a pass and was being escorted through to a show he was invited to but security wanted to throw their weight around and be assholes to Bieber just because he is who he is. I sorta feel bad for him. What’s happening to me?! (That being said, he’s been still hanging out with Chris Brown, so he can fuck off with the “I’ve changed” bullshit.)

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Are Justin Bieber And Kendall Jenner Hooking Up At Coachella?

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Justin Bieber, world-class douche, might be hooking up with Kendall Jenner. He posted photos on his Instagram of him getting cozy with the possible Calvin Klein model at Coachella. Maybe you’re not upset, but Beliebers are aghast, saying, “Noooo Kendall….”. See for yourself:

 

 

So if you want my take on it, I think they’re totally “hooking up”, as the kids say. Though Bieber and Jenner have previously been linked together, Bieber has, of late, been linked to one Ashley MooreBut who’s to say they’re not exclusive? Maybe he’s ~~playing the field~~. There are plenty of hapless women out there who would love some Biebs. I am not one of them, but they’re out there.

What do you think? (“I don’t give an eff” is a totally acceptable answer, FYI.)

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Justin Bieber the Cry Baby says his life isn’t easy

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In case you forgot, Justin Bieber is a changed man, now. He’s no longer the kind of guy who spits in people’s faces and threatens to kill them, nor is he the type of guy who throws obnoxious parties and TPs his neighbour’s house just for the lulz. He’s reformed now… but don’t be fooled. Forget that he’s filthy rich with the world as his fingers – his life is far from easy. According to him, anyway.

From USA Today:

Q: Some will quickly say, ‘What’s so hard about being Justin Bieber?’ You seem to have everything many people want.

A: Unless you’re stupid, I don’t think you would think it’s easy to be who I am. Just use your head, you’ll understand that my life is not easy. Not having privacy. Growing up in front of the cameras since I was 13, 14. You need to have those mess-ups without anyone judging you, and that’s not something I was able to do. I think that people realize, they see it now, the transition. We can talk and do interviews and I can say I’m in a better place, but until they see the walk, and see the transition come to life, that’s what’s really going to matter.

What Justin seems to fail to recognize here is that, you know, his life is a choice. Every single day, he CHOOSES to be famous, to continue in this industry. He’s made more than enough money to live as a rich man for several lifetimes, yet he continues to choose this path and then boo hoo about how difficult it is. Maybe he should live as a poor person working 3 jobs just to break even. Something tells me that’s some measure harder than your bullshit life, kid.

Anyhoo, here’s some more…

Q: It seems like you’ve turned some kind of corner since we met last.

A: Yeah, I’m growing, figuring some stuff out. As you do when you grow up. You figure out what type of man you want to be, that’s where I’m at.

Q: Was there any one incident that made this all click for you?

A: No. I had to see the downs to appreciate the ups, and know what I want. I’m the type of person who has to learn the hard way. Sometimes I just have to see what it feels like. But I got to the point where I wasn’t happy, I wasn’t who I wanted to be. Now, I’m around some pretty awesome people who are supporting me and have my back. So that’s pretty cool.

Q: Has your entourage changed?

A: Yeah, I left a lot of people behind who weren’t on the same journey I was on, and I’ve got a lot of new people in my life who are pouring into me, and not taking away from me.

Q: What would your friends say is the biggest change in you?

A: Well, my eyes. You know how you can tell a person by their eyes, their intentions and where they’re at? Well, my eyes changed, they got softer and brighter. They’re open. I have more of a grasp of who I am at this point.

Sounds like a whole lotta talk with jack shit to back it up, but whatever, dude.

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Justin Bieber has a new girlfriend

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Justin Bieber is a changed man, now, and with his new-found ~ToTaLlY GoOd GuY~ image, he’s managed to pick up a new girlfriend/sex partner/whatever in model Ashley Moore. The pair were spotted at the Staples Center on Friday, where they watched the Clippers vs. Wizards game and got all nice and cozy. Justin even crawled into her lap like the wittle tiny baby he is.

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Well, ain’t that sweet? They’ve seen each other on and off for a while now, it seems – even last summer, Justin was posting photos of Ashley on his Instagram page. Of course, you can’t really get a good look at her in these photos, so here she is from one of her modeling shots (which happens to be one of the ones Justin posted last July):

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There you have it. Wonder how long this one will last?

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week

Rita Ora teams up with Coca-Cola to wear a stunning gown. No snark!

Rita Ora teams up with Coca-Cola to wear a stunning gown. No snark!

Well hello everyone, we’re back with Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s what we covered last week in fashion. This week, we’ve got something wacky from Kim Kardashian (the gift who keeps on giving), as well as a bunch of other celeb looks, from the great to the, whaaa?

As always, go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week! 

 

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Gwen Stefani. Part of me wants to call her a clown and be done with it, but the other part actually really likes this. WHICH PART SHOULD WIN??

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Justin Bieber got roasted and it was… eh, mediocre

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Justin Bieber‘s Comedy Central roast won’t air until the end of the month, but these things are pre-taped so it’s already on film and we know plenty of the jokes that will be part of the broadcast. Are they funny? Eh, vaguely. What I’m hoping is that they’ve saved the best stuff for the actual show, because if this is all they’ve got to offer, I think we’re all better off hitting up Netflix or something that night.

Buzzfeed published some of the jokes from the evenings, so here are a few… uh, highlights?

Kevin Hart:

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“Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago,” host Kevin Hart said. “We’re going to give this boy an ass-whoopin.’”

“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”

Jeff Ross:

“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”

Ludacris:

“Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

Chris D’Elia:

“You have it all. Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”

Hannibal Buress:

“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”

“Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likeable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work.”

Snoop Dogg:

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“You bought a monkey!” Snoop Dogg said. “I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”

There are more quotes at the source, but frankly, it seems a bit dire. Bieber made his own speech at the end, as well, which was supposed to be very sincere and heartfelt, I suppose:

“There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old,” he said.

“I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. There were moments I am proud of. And there are moments I am disappointed with myself for. But the things I have done don’t define who I am. I am kind-hearted person who loves people. And through it all, I have lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry.”

“I am looking forward to being someone you can all be proud of,” he said. “Someone close to me once said, ‘It’s how you rise from a fall that truly defines you as a man.’ I’m excited for that challenge. And I want to say thank you for taking this journey with me.”

Huh. Well, I guess we just have to go with that, even though it’s bullshit.

Can we talk about the most important aspect of this story, though? What the hell is going on with his hair? I mean, it’s so awful. Who told him to do that? He’s obviously trying to grow it out, but to WHAT?

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Unlikely Duo: Tom Hanks And Carly Rae Jepsen

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Carly Rae Jepsen pretty much set the pop world on fire with “Call Me Maybe” and then reportedly went broke. Well, it looks like she’s gonna be okay after all, because her new single (“I Really Like You”) is out and the video stars Mr. Tom Hanks (with an appearance from that douche, Justin Bieber). In the video, Hanks lip-synchs and walks around NYC. And yes, it’s just as bizarre as it sounds. I mean, at one point, Hanks tells Jepsen that he’s pregnant.

I think you just have to watch the video to get the full effect:

So how did this come about? According to Rolling Stone, the two met at Scooter Braun’s wedding (he’s Justin Bieber’s manager). Braun then arranged for Hanks to be in the video. Jepsen recounts,

“Scooter was telling the story [of the video] to Tom over dinner, and Tom apparently said ‘Why not me? Why didn’t you ask me?” Jepsen told Access Hollywood. “I got a call three days before Christmas from Scoots being like ‘Do you think Tom Hanks would do?’”

And here we are. What do you think of the video? Will this help Jepsen get back on top?

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