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Justin Bieber Cried Mystery Tears At The VMAs

justin bieber Justin Bieber apparently hasn't performed at the VMAs for five years, but last night he made a triumphant (???) return to perform "Where Are U Now" and "What Do You Mean" and it was rather average. Both songs are okay ("Where Are U Now" is actually amazing), but the most memorable part of the performance was when Justin started crying. Why the tears? What was so emotional about the performance? Is Justin Bieber dealing with depression? Was he scared when he had to float in mid-air? None of it makes...

Does Justin Bieber Regret Being An Asshole? Eh…

justin bieber elvis duran Earlier this year, Justin Bieber embarked on his Apology Tour, where he basically hit up Ellen 16 times to say that he's back on the straight and narrow and wants everyone to know what a sweet and genuinely good guy he is. Of course, he's still the same prick who got into so much trouble over the past few years, but you know, that's life! Now, in a new interview with Elvis Duran airing on Friday, Justin basically says, you know, you live and you learn and he basically had to experience being an...

Selena Gomez Discusses Her Purity Ring Days

selena gomez Selena Gomez has grown up in the spotlight, but when she was a young girl, she vowed not to become like those other Hollywood harlots, out there drinking and drugging and having wild sex orgies. To show this promise to herself to the world, she wore a purity ring... a ring which came off when she met Justin Bieber and decided she wanted him to take her to Bonetown, USA and she couldn't wait any longer. In an interview with the Sunday Times, Selena said she knows people are still obsessed with h...

Justin Bieber Banned From Doing Live Interviews

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a shithead of epic proportions, but thankfully his people are smart enough to recognize that and they're getting ahead of the curve when it comes to Justin promoting his new material. Basically, because he's such an unpredictable asshole, all of his appearances (TV shows and radio included) have to be pre-recorded so they can approve and edit things before they go live. Lest we forget the great deposition disaster of 2014: LOL to that. Here's the scoop from Page Six: Spi...

Justin Bieber Is A Rapper Now

justin bieber A few months ago, joke rapper and Katy Perry's possible ex-boyfriend RiFF RaFF claimed that Justin Bieber was going to be on his new album. No one really believed him, since hello, it's a grown man who calls himself "RiFF RaFF", but it seems he was actually telling the truth. On Saturday, Horst (yes, that's his real name) posted a video to his Instagram page of himself and Justin sitting in a car, previewing the track they did together. Also, Justin actually raps in it! Because Justin Bieber is...

Martha Stewart Interviews Justin Bieber & It’s So Boring

justin bieber interview You would think Martha Stewart interviewing Justin Bieber would be even moderately interesting, but I'm sorry to inform you that you'd be wrong in that thinking. In the new issue of Interview, Martha managed to ask the most bland questions, while Justin's answers to those questions were so snooze-worthy that I literally had to keep my eyes from fluttering closed as I tried to read them. Instead of tackling any hard-hitting questions, instead we got to hear about how Justin graduated high school w...

Justin Bieber’s Lip Sync Battle Is… Something Else

justin bieber lip sync battle Justin Bieber's latest mission is to try and endear himself to the general public again. We all loved him (well, most people did) back when he was just a precocious Canadian kid with obnoxious but obscenely catchy music. Then he went off the rails and everyone hated him, and he wants to change that, get back to his roots. In order to do this, he's really putting himself out there and getting silly, by doing things like performing "Girls Don't Cry" on Lip Sync Battle this week. At first I thou...