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Here’s some Katy Perry water park erotica for you [Celebslam]

Check out Henry Cavill in his Superman outfit… and a robe? [Socialite Life]

Hilary Duff looks damn hot in skinny jeans [Moe Jackson]

Laura Cremashi lost her bathing suit in the ocean [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Aw, look at Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa‘s wedding pictures [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jessica Alba always looks fantastic – even if Smurf-like [Popoholic]

Tara Reid won’t stop posting bikini selfies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Uh, I really want Michelle Rodriguez to sing at my wedding [Romance Beat]

Daniel Radcliffe hates the friendzone because it’s sexist [Celebitchy]

Jennifer Lawrence and Alison Brie were almost on TV together [The Frisky]

Oh dear, how did Gary Busey pass Celebrity Big Brother’s mental health test? [The Blemish]

Here’s what you didn’t know about Olivia Wilde [theBERRY]

Molly Ringwald‘s daughter channels her ’16 Candles’ character [Too Fab]

Taylor Swift really misses the 1980s for some reason [ICYDK]

Who wants to smell like Jessica Simpson? [PopBytes]

French Montana promises he isn’t dating Khloe Kardashian for fame [Celebuzz]

Nina Agdal looks fantastic in a little black dress [Celebslam]

Do you follow the ridiculously hot John Stamos on Instagram? [Socialite Life]

Being a mother won’t stop Kim Kardashian from being naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jamie Chung looks gorgeous in purple at the ‘Sin City’ premiere [Moe Jackson]

Lady GaGa is braless in a see-through top at the club [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Zoe Saldana finally addresses her pregnancy in her ice bucket challenge video [I'm Not Obsessed]

Megan Fox is doing the whole “sexy mom” routine [Popoholic]

This must be the luckiest biker in the world [The Blemish]

Mara Wilson remembers Robin Williams in new blog post [Too Fab]

Oh snap, wait a minute: are Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart back together? [Celebitchy]

Jared Leto is an urban Jesus for us all [Celebuzz]

Well, that didn’t take long: Jill Duggar is pregnant with her first child

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Colour me not at all surprised: Only two months after getting married, 23-year-old Jill Duggar is pregnant with her first child. The fourth oldest of the 19 Kids and Counting Clan got hitched to 25-year-old Derick Dillard back in June and obviously she couldn’t wait to get screwin’ (she was saving herself for marriage, obvs) and now there’s going to be another baby.

From US Weekly:

The married couple announced their exciting news on Wednesday, Aug. 20. TLC confirmed Jill’s pregnancy in a release, with a representative adding that the network is “thrilled” for the newlyweds. The mother-to-be, 23, is the fourth oldest of the expansive Duggar clan, with two older brothers, an older sister, and 15 younger siblings.

Ay carumba. She’s the second Duggar kid to start her own family – her older brother Josh and his wife apparently have three kids of their own.

I’m not really familiar with this family – all I know is that they’re super conservatively Christian and have WAY too many fucking kids. I’m sorry, but it really grosses me out. A big family is one thing, but 19 kids? Jesus. No pun intended.

Side note: Look how thrilled Jill and Derick are in the above photo. Their faces just scream, “We finally had sex!”

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Katy Perry takes the Ice Bucket Challenge to the next level

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Guys, I’m sick of the ice bucket challenge. I realize it’s for a good cause and that ALS deserves more attention/money for research and treatment, but can’t we all just DONATE MONEY instead of drawing attention to ourselves by pouring buckets of water over our heads? I dunno, I’m just feeling a little exhausted of it all – it’s like posting pictures of yourself without makeup on Facebook “for cancer”. Definitely helping a lot of people, I’m sure.

In any case, Katy Perry is the most recent celebrity to take part in this trendy charity thingymabob and she actually took it to the extreme, using ACTUAL ICE in her bucket, unlike some people – no names mentioned, but apparently there have been stories about some participants using warm water which, you know, completely defeats the supposed purpose. Below is Queen Katy taking on the challenge because the site I was the founding editor of challenged her to do it. There’s also a little vid of her hanging out in a pool with her gays, because why not?

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Kourtney Kardashian’s new house is infested with mold

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Kourtney Kardashian is having a bit of a personal nightmare at the moment. No, I’m not talking about the fact that she’s pregnant with Scott Disick‘s third child (which is its own kind of hell), but rather that the new home she recently purchased can’t actually be lived in at the moment because it’s infested with mold.

From TMZ:

Kourtney Kardashian is crying cover-up … claiming the house she bought from Keyshawn Johnson is infested with dangerous mold that was masked by a coat of paint … sending her family fleeing for their safety.

We’re told Kourtney’s decorator found the mold when he installed some fixtures.

Kourtney and the kids checked into the Montage hotel in Bev Hills Monday. The photo agency didn’t get Scott Disick … but we’re told he arrived later. The family just returned from the Hamptons and decided it was too dangerous to move back into the house — especially since Kourtney is pregnant.

Sources connected with Kourtney say she’s on the attack … ready to sue anyone who’s responsible. She believes the fresh paint over what she claims is mold is the smoking gun.

Damn, that sucks. However, when buying a multi-million dollar house, how in the hell do you just sign some paperwork and that’s that? How do you not have an independent workman or whoever spots these kind of things go in to check the place out and make sure everything is okay, not just with the mold situation but the electricity, pipes, whatever? I just feel like that’s common sense for such a high-priced house, no?

In any case, I’m sure she’ll make do for now. It’s not like the Kardashians don’t own 800 other houses, anyway – go stay in one of them.

Chris Martin loves Jennifer Lawrence because she’s nothing like Gwyneth Paltrow

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One of the stranger rumours/confirmed stories (?) making the rounds over the last week is that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are a new couple. Neither of their spokespeople have denied the romance yet and magazines are still reporting it, so it could be true – who knows? If it is true, The Sun (via Daily Mail) claims to know exactly why these two are so well suited: Jennifer is the anti-Goop.

‘Jennifer is loads of fun and they can’t stop laughing when they are together,’ a source told The Sun newspaper.

‘Chris feels he is dating someone who has everything he’s been missing out on in the past 11 years.

Friends believe that Jennifer is good for Chris following his split in March from clean-living 41-year-old Gwyneth.

Gwyneth is renowned for her healthy diet and strict fitness routine, while Jennifer smokes and enjoys tucking into pizza.

The source said Chris feels the Hunger Games star has given him a ‘new lease of life.’

‘Jennifer doesn’t take herself too seriously and when she is not filming she just wants to hang out and have a good time,’ the source added.

I mean, obviously the “source” is a summer intern who was told to make up some quotes, but I can see how this one could have a bit of truth to it. Gwyneth Paltrow has a stick so far up her ass, I’m surprised it’s not coming straight out of her mouth on the other end. I imagine it would be a welcome relief to be around someone who’s a bit less worried about whether or not a nitrate sneaked into her organic, greenhouse grown lettuce leaf.

I really hope this is actually happening. I love the idea of Chris and Jennifer as a couple!

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Nicki Minaj releases a very NSFW video for ‘Anaconda’

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Nicki Minaj has been teasing the world with her video for new single ‘Anaconda’ for weeks now. It was supposed to be out a while ago, but got pushed back for ‘Bang Bang’ and her Beyonce remix. Now it’s here, however, and boy is it something else. Spoiler: There’s a whole lot of ass.

I keep seeing all these articles saying how badly they feel for Drake and that he must’ve had his junk taped to his leg after getting a lap dance from Nicki. His thirst for her always has been and always will be the realest thing about him and I sorta love it… even though he’s apparently back with Rihanna now (and I love that pairing even more).

Warning: Don’t watch this one at work or you might get fired. Unless, of course, you work for a porn company or something. Then by all means, press play.

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Keanu Reeves is coming to our TV screens

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Like other major film stars before him, Keanu Reeves has decided to make the leap from the big screen down to our TVs as he’ll be directing and starring in a new series called Rain, which should be coming to our screens this fall.

From Deadline:

Keanu Reeves is making a foray into television with Rain, an hourlong series from Slingshot Global Media based on the best-selling book series by Barry Eisler. The Matrix star will topline the globe-trotting action drama and will executive produce alongside Chad Stahelski and David Leitch, his directors in the upcoming feature John Wick, as well as Eisler and Slingshot Global Media, which will distribute the show. Rain marks Reeves’ first major TV series acting and producing gig.

Rain centers on John Rain (Reeves), a half-Japanese, half-American contract assassin who specializes in taking out his targets by making it look like death by natural causes. An outsider in whatever world he’s in, Rain ironically finds that the one identity he knows – that of being a hitman – is the very thing that prevents him from bringing others closer into his life. Eisler’s series of novels featuring Rain, on which the show is based, includes A Clean Kill In Tokyo, A Lonely Resurrection, Winner Take All, Redemption Games, Extremis, The Killer Ascendant, The Detachment and Graveyard Of Memories.

“As a huge fan of Barry’s work, I’m thrilled to have the opportunity to bring his iconic character and incredible world to life,” Reeves said. “I’m looking forward to partnering with Slingshot on my first series, and reteaming with Chad and David.” Most recently, Reeves made his directorial debut with the critically well-received Man Of Tai Chi.

There is no network assigned to this yet and they don’t even have a writer, but they are looking for one and are planning to start shopping the series soon. I’m sure it’ll find a home somewhere. Let’s all just keep Keanu happy, please.

What do you think? Would you watch this series?

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