Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brace Yourself

Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids. Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and...

I Have Sprained My Toe

The second one from the left on my right foot. Unbelievable. I walk with a limp now. 50 Cent shakes his head, mutters something inaudible, walks off…