Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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This woman has been growing her nails since 1979. She is also the proud teacher of the best-behaved third-grade class in the history of the world.

MCSTEAMY IS BACK!

Jessica Coen is leaving Gawker for Vanity Fair, where she’ll be their “deputy online editor.” In my mind, the “deputy” part of this keeps conjuring up an image...