Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did Someone Forget to Tell Edie Falco There Would Be Cameras at the Film Premiere?

Edie Falco at Romance and Cigarettes Premiere in Chelsea, NYC Honestly, it looks like Edie Falco was out walking her dog in Chelsea and happened to saunter past the premiere of Romance & Cigarettes, and the photogs were like, "Edie! Edie! Over here! No one else even remotely famous showed up! Let us take your picture!" And Edie, against her best judgment, allowed them to do so, her doggie doo clean-up bag still in hand. Seriously. What the fuck is this? I'm not going to bother pointing out all the things wrong with this ensemble, but I feel obliged to me...

Yet ANOTHER B-Spears Single!

Britney Spears New Single, Cold as Fire, Listen to It Here! These things are dropping faster than Britney's panties. We just got Britney's first new single, "Gimme More," and on its heels comes another one, "Cold as Fire." You can check it out on the player below. And, once again, because I'm awesome, I transcribed the lyrics for you guys. There were a few in there I couldn't quite catch, so let me know if you have any idea what the hell she's saying there. And: vote on your favorite of the new Spears singles! {democracy:4} Yeah, yea...

I Am Fairly Convinced That the Cast of Newport Harbor is Composed of the Illegitimate Children of the Cast of Laguna Beach/The Hills

Has anyone actually watched this show? It's like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews. And I'm not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by the fact that they all grew up in Southern California. I'm from SoCal, and, yes, everyone looks alike, but not this much alike. I have taken the time to create some detailed mathematical equations explaining how all this is possible. Please observe. Kristin Cavallari + Lauren Conrad = Chrissy from Newport HarborHas anyone actually watched this show? It's like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews. And I'm not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by ...

OMG I Watched Celebrity Rap Superstar

celebrityrapsuperstar_281×211.jpg Okay, I'll admit I tuned in to watch Perez crash and burn. He wasn't awful, although he's still a long way from being really comfortable on camera, but I had no idea I'd be treated to the rap stylings of Jason Wahler, Kendra Wilkinson, Shar Jackson, Countess Vaughn and Sebastian Bach. Kendra was adorable, per usual, but she can't rap worth a damn. The judges went easy on her because Hef was watching from the balcony, looking rather concerned for her, and none of them wants to be bumped o...

It’s Britney, Bitch

Thus begins the much-hyped Britney Spears comeback single, which hit the web tonight. It's called "Gimme More," and you can listen to it on the player below. Thus begins the much-hyped Britney Spears comeback single, which hit the web tonight. It's called "Gimme More," and you can listen to it on the player below. Because I'm wonderful, I transcribed the lyrics for you guys. They're actually kind of interesting. It comes off as a great big "fuck you" to the general public. Like, "You wanna know why I'm crazy, guys? Because you fucking love it when I'm crazy. I do this for you." All in all, it's a good dance track, and the remixes will be off the hook, but I don't know if it'll be enough to relaunch her career. It's Britney, bitch I hear you And I just wanna dance with you (laughs) Every time they turn the lights down Just wanna go that extra mile for you You got my display of affection Feels like no one else in the room Workin...

Nicole Is Back to Being a Famewhore

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Pose in Central Park, As He Touches Her Pregnant Belly Man. That was a really weird few months. But now that all 82 minutes of her jail stay are behind her, Nicole Richie seems once again to have warmed to her old pals, the paparazzi. A preggers Nicole and her rumored fiance Joel Madden just happened to be posing adorably in Central Park when some photogs wandered by. What a coincidence! Also: it looks to me like Nicole roots are dyed again. She let them go for awhile -- we all figured it was because hair dye isn't recommended for pregnant women -- but I...

Does Leonardo DiCaprio Really Need Volunteer Labor?

Leonardo DiCaprio Used Volunteer Labor, Not Union, on Documentary Film The 11th Hour FishbowlLA editor Kate Coe has an interesting article in Grist this week, regarding total hottie Leonardo DiCaprio's new eco-documentary, The 11th Hour. She attended an LA press conference for the event, and posed a simple, yet challenging, question to Leo and the producers: "Is this a union film?" The filmmakers seem flummoxed by my question. "It's a documentary," they offer. "It's an independent film." "It's so low budget." None of which prevents a film from having a union crew, I point out. And havi...