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16BumpWatch: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba AMAZING PICTURE of the baby bump!!!

Another gym shot. But damn this is a good shot of the bump.

You know, the crotch shot galleries and the nip slip galleries drive a good deal of traffic around here, and it’s so funny to me to watch the traffic patterns and see people flipping through those pics again and again and again. Like, “What is so infinitely interesting about Britney Spears’ vagina?” But then I see this amazing pic of Jessica Alba’s baby bump and I pretty much get all wet, and I’m like, “Oh, this is how most people are about porn.” Jessica Alba’s baby bump is like my porn.

My existence is totally pathetic.

But, seriously, how great is this shot of the baby bump? Sooooooo great. I truly think I could get off to this pic. Show us more bump, Jess!!!

So, so pathetic.

December 29, 2007 at 2:13 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jessica Alba

10Guess the Celeb

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Who’s this shy little creature?

She stopped by a liquor store in WeHo today and left with a case of Corona.

Jump in for the answer.

Images via Splash

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December 29, 2007 at 2:04 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

70Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese Are Officially Divorced

Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese, Pictures, Photos

In case anyone cares.

Their divorce was official on Thursday.

Now Manson is free to make an honest woman of his 12-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. (I kid, I kid. She’s a full 20 years old. Manson is 38.) And Dita is free to find someone who deserves her luscious ass.

December 29, 2007 at 1:57 am by Evil Beet

1What a Good Daddy!

Cuba Gooding Jr with Kids, Son and Daughter, in Hawaii, Pictures, Photos

Cuba Gooding Jr. takes a break from his busy schedule of making crappy movies to put in some quality time with the kiddos on vacay in Hawaii.

Image via Splash

December 29, 2007 at 1:52 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Cuba Gooding Jr.

9Robert Downey Jr. Has a Cool Murse

Robert Downey Jr and Wife Susan with Matt Damn and Wife Luciana Barroso Have Dinner in Miami, Pictures, Photos

Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man.

Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami.

I would not want to eat at that place. “Quattro Gastronomia” sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro gastronomia and has to be hospitalized for the rest of her life, so Matt Damon can be mine.

December 29, 2007 at 1:46 am by Evil Beet

10Brandy’s Off the Hook

Brandy Norwood Pictures, Photos

Brandy won’t be charged in that little fatal crash on the 405 last year.

“After conducting a thorough investigation, which included consulting with some of the top accident reconstruction experts in the country, city prosecutors concluded that there was insufficient evidence from which a jury could find Ms. Norwood guilty of such a charge beyond a reasonable doubt,” Los Angeles City Attorney’s spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

If convicted, Brandy could have faced up to a year in jail.

However, the relatives of Awatef Aboudihaj, the woman who was killed in the crash, have filed a $50 million wrongful death lawsuit against Brandy. That issue has yet to be resolved.

December 29, 2007 at 1:38 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Brandy