Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jenna Fischer Is Injured!

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Worse yet, guys, she’s married!

The Office star Jenna Fischer won’t be going back to Buddakan any time soon. The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant’s marble steps and fractured four bones in her back. A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent’s hospital and had to cancel an appearance on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and a Harper’s Bazaar shoot. Fischer’s rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she’s “doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her.”

Pictures of Jenna and her hubby in more mobile days below.

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Rest Easy Girls…

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Prince Harry will not be going to Iraq.

Chief of the General Staff, General Sir Richard Dannatt, said in a statement: “There have been a number of specific threats, some reported, and some not reported, which relate directly to Prince Harry as an individual. These threats place not only him but also those around him a degree of risk that I now deem unacceptable.”

Wowsers, so crazy dudes over there were going to target Prince Harry? It’s almost like they don’t have any appreciation at all for the monarchy. Hey, crazy guys, didn’t you see The Queen?

However, his military career can still go forward, according to Sir Richard. “I’ve asked his commanding officer to develop his future career but I won’t speculate on that,” he said.

Translation:
Dear Prince Harry,
You may ride a desk for as long as you like, but there is no way we’re going to face the furor from having you hurt on our watch. Sorry bud.
Yours,
The Army

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Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You’re so edgy, Avril. [POTP]

Looks like you can’t even trust your damn drug dealer in Hollywood. What a horrid town. [popbytes]

Bruce Willis is dating a 23-year-old Playboy model. Dude, if I were Rumer, I’d demand to be retroactively ungrounded for fucking everything. [Celebslam]

Cameron Diaz has a little nip slip on Ellen. [Ninja Dude]

Milla Jovovich is preggers. [ICYDK]

Seriously, Guys, Britney Is Just Fine and Not Going Batshit Crazy At All

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Just posted on her website:

The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.

Love, Britney

This reminds me of back in the day when Lindsay Lohan would write those drunken emails with AA undertones. It’s so funny, in that tragic sort of way.

Honestly, whoever is the webmaster of BritneySpears.com needs to change Britney’s password and not let her know the new one. Who the hell let her post this?

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Carrie and Tony Romo

Here are Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo at the Academy of Country Music Awards. I have to say that they are a really cute couple.

They have been playing cat and mouse with the media for some time. When asked if they were a couple after Carrie attended his 27th birthday Romo’s rep stated,

“They have recently been spending a little time together they are definitely not boyfriend/girlfriend. It’s very casual at this point. It’s [in the] really early stages.”

They were first spotted together on Christmas day at one of Tony’s games and back then Tony himself was asked what he and Carrie’s relationship status was.

“She’s a very nice, sweet girl, I care for her and whoever ends up with her will be a very lucky guy”

I’m guessing they are finally together. It is a big deal that she took him as her date to her big awards ceremony.

I Guess Kate Walsh Found a Man Who’s Okay with Those Bangs

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I suppose they look a lot better these days than they did when they first showed up.

Still, though …

Anyway, Kate, 39, just got engaged to Alex Young, a studio exec at Fox. The two have been dating a whole entire month.

Additionally, Kate’s Grey’s spinoff, now titled Private Practice, got picked up for a full season on ABC. It’s a good week to be Kate Walsh.

It was just back in March that Kate was quoted as saying, “Sometimes I feel like, ‘What am I doing? Am I becoming my character, or is my character becoming me?’ I’m starting to get a little superstitious here. I definitely identify with my character in that, romantically at least, this is not where I thought I’d be at 39.”

What a difference a couple months makes …

Anyone want to start a pool on her DUI?