Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gotta Go!

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ANTM winner Caridee English and Ashlee Simpson both look like they really have to pee at the opening of the Runway lounge in NYC.

Also, Cari, nice colored contacts. Even Paris Hilton’s at least look borderline natural. You look like you may have superpowers. Just not in modeling …

Late-Night Links

Justin Timberlake admits that he did call Britney, because he was worried about her, and because he’s never done it with a bald chick before. [MM]

Jessica Simpson’s camel toe makes its triumphant return to the spotlight. [Buzznet]

The American Idol sex tape has a release date. [Ninja Dude]

Gwen Stefani in Harper’s Bazaar. [ICYDK]

Britney’s hitting the Red Bull hard. [IBBB]

Ian Ziering won’t pose for Playgirl. I guess we’re supposed to be disappointed. [Glitterati]

Marc Anthony didn’t pay his taxes. [Cele|bitchy]

Kylie Minogue looks freakish. [Grumpiest]

Check out the tattoed granny. [popbytes]

I promise you Bar Rafaeli is every bit as pregnant as Leonardo DiCaprio is. [Celebslam]

Snoop Dogg weighs in on the Don Imus insanity. [Bossip]

Hef’s girlfriend Holly gets naked for PETA. [Celebrity Smack]

This is Wrong

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I don’t know why someone decided to support by Don Imus by making a teddy bear that says “Nappy Headed Ho.” It is 17.99 and advertised as…

“Our plush bear is a cutie in his own message-bearing t-shirt and festive red ribbon. He’s a great gift for Valentine’s Day, baby showers, birthdays, get well-wishes, a pair of wedding bears, or any reason you dream up. Put a smile on someone’s face. Just grin and bear it!”

Awesome support someone who essentially is a racist a-hole.

I understand free speech. I don’t understand ignorant comments that just are generally hateful. It is 2007 and that means you are supposed to be senstive to races, sexual orientations, and general cultural differences. You are allowed to make fun of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and people that put themselves in the public eye. Young women who work their butts off playing college ball aren’t allowed to be made fun of.

Should Don Imus have been fired. Yes. Should people defend his comments? No. Are we allowed to make fun of celebrities? Yes. We can say their pants make them look fat or that they seem drunk on American Idol. That is funny. Making racially motivated comments because you find it funny is socially irresponsible.

On that note. Lindsay Lohan’s face looks fat. Blond headed whore. See…doesn’t that sound better.

David Cassidy Doesn’t Love Paris Hilton

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David Cassidy, the Partridge Family former teen idol, has come out criticizing today’s teen stars. In an interview with People Magazine David has come up with a brilliant phrase to explain the random fame of celebutantes like Miss Paris “I’m famous for being a whore” Hilton.

“Today people don’t care how they become famous. It’s the Paris Hilton syndrome. What does she do? Well, she doesn’t really do anything except go to nightclubs. For me it was always about the work.”

David Cassidy is a brilliant man. I love it when people trash Paris Hilton for being famous for nothing. If you care to know David is coming out with a new CD David Cassidy Part:The Remix. Old 70s grooves set to dance beats? David’s pretty fly for a 57 year-old.

New Background

The new background is Good Golly Miss Dolly, the 9-month-old miniature piebald Dachshund belonging to Beet reader Crissy. Thank you to all of you who have sent in background images — keep ‘em coming!! We’ll try to get through everyone’s. And to those of you who don’t like the new background style, please feel free to send in the images YOU want to see in the background.

Sharon Stone vs. Geena Davis

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Wow, Sharon Stone looks way, way better than normal. And Geena Davis? What happened? Her body looks fine, but her face looks like it’s been stuffed. I hate to say this, but it’s Sharon by a landslide. They’re about the same age, too: Geena is 51 and Sharon is 49. What a difference 2 years makes, I guess…

At the Billies in Beverly Hills yesterday.

DUDE JOE FRANCIS IS SO FUCKED

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That sonofabitch smuggled drugs into prison. GENIUS. And he got caught because he tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water. EVEN BETTER! Jail is scary, isn’t it, Joe?

Francis allegedly tried to bribe a correctional officer with $100 last night for a bottle of water. This sparked an internal search of his jail cell which reportedly turned up $700 in cash, all in $100 bills, some pills thought to be controlled substances. Its not yet known how he obtained the cash and drugs in the jail. He has not been formally charged at this point, but the investigation is continuing.

I wonder how he smuggled all that stuff into jail in the first place. I hope he put it up his butt, or ate it before he went to jail and had to retrieve it from his own feces. I truly hope that’s what happened. And then the guard was all like, “I don’t want your poop money, dude. Get it away from me,” and the rest is history.

I’m not sure whether this is related, but Francis has waived his right to a detention hearing, so he’s staying in prison until April 23 at the earliest.