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24Oh Go Die

Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s Girlfriend, at LA Premiere of Leatherheads, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s hooker of a girlfriend, at the LA premiere of Leatherheads.

The photo agency has taken to identifying her as “Model Sarah Larson.”


She is not a model!!! She’s a fucking waitress!!! WHY DOES SHE GET TO MAGICALLY BE A MODEL NOW THAT SHE’S DATING GEORGE CLOONEY???

The world is just one big giant ball of injustices.

Cool dress, though. For a hooker.

March 31, 2008 at 11:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Sarah Larson


Denise Richards’ Kids Hate Her, Pictures, Photos

“I’m in a no-win situation. If I don’t have my children in my show, then people will say ‘Well, she’s really not a hands-on mom.’ If I do have my children, people are saying that I’m exploiting them. And I think there’s plenty of reality shows with families, where you don’t watch them — at least I never did — and think they really exploited their kids.”

Denise Richards, on why she’s exploiting her kids.

March 31, 2008 at 11:30 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Denise Richards

8Tyra Doesn’t Want to Talk to Kim Stolz

So I really wanted to write a big long thing on Tyra Banks’ “Fiercee Awards” (pronounced Fierce-ay, like “fiancee,” but I’m pretty sure in a self-aware sort of way), but it was during the time when we were kind of having a technical crisis around here (the technical crisis seems to be subsiding into more of a dull ache lately), so I didn’t get to rant about it like I really wanted to. But hey. At least Sony BMG isn’t suing my pants off (although I did have a very nasty encounter with a representative for the Kardashians last week, and once I clear everything with my lawyer I’ll rant about it here, I promise. But suffice it to say we will not be covering the Kardashians around here in the future. Unless Kris Jenner dies and then we’ll throw a party).

But anyway.

Kim Stolz chose not to attend the Fiercee Awards, but rather to cover the red carpet. Check out the amusing interview she and Tyra had.

March 31, 2008 at 11:24 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

25We Don’t Have the Video Yet …

Paris Hilton Falling Down in Prague with Benji Madden, Pictures, Photos

Paris Hilton Falling Down in Prague with Benji Madden, Pictures, Photos

But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague.

The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of paparazzi, basically being pushed down by them.

No, it doesn’t look like that at all. It looks like she just totally ate shit.

Loves. It.

To see the end result of this fall, click here.

March 31, 2008 at 2:41 pm by Evil Beet

18OMG. New Kids on the Block Are Having a Reunion Performance!!!

They’re ALL nearly 40 years old now!!!

Even little Joey McIntyre is 35 YEARS OLD!!!!

But they’re going to be performing on Friday on The Today Show.

Yeah, that’s right, all of them: Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight.

For those of you born any time after, say, 1985, New Kids on the Block (aka NKOTB) were like the *NSYNC of the early ’90s.

To celebrate, I’ve included here the music video for “Hanging Tough” — which was on an album that came out TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Yeah, you’re that old now.

March 31, 2008 at 2:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

11Hey, Jessica, You Gotta Get Those UTIs Treated as Soon as It Hurts to Pee


Jessica Simpson was in and out of the hospital this weekend, being treated for a kidney infection.

Jess was admitted on Friday and released on Monday. She’s feeling much better, say her reps.

March 31, 2008 at 2:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jessica Simpson