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23Of COURSE Amy Fisher Has a Sex Tape

Amy Fisher and Husband Louis Bellera, Pictures, Photos

The Long Island Lolita, Amy Fisher, is promoting a sex tape she made with her husband, Louis Bellera.

Someone married this bitch????

Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.

As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old.

Amy admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older.

You tell me:

Who's gonna have a harder time explaining their past to their kids?
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January 4, 2008 at 2:32 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Amy Fisher

32George Clooney Wants to Turn His Stupid Hooker Girlfriend into a Movie Star


Fuck this.

Sources are reporting that George Clooney has been bugging his friend, director Stephen Soderbergh, to put his hooker girlfriend, Sarah Larson, in one of his upcoming movies, tentatively titled Garland Bunting Project. Georgey apparently thinks this little cum dumpster would make a great movie star.

I’m going to make a movie, too. It’s going to be called the Larson Hunting Project, and it’s going to be a documentary of me stalking Sarah Larson and throwing things at her — condoms, feces, apples, the usual — while calling her a slut at the top of my lungs. Then I will be a huge movie star, too. Stupid Sarah Larson. George Clooney was supposed to fall in love with me and make me a movie star. You ruined everything!!!

January 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm by Evil Beet

17You Wanker, There is No Other Nose!!!


Word on the street is that the High School Musical producers are kind of freaking out about Ashley Tisdale’s recent nose job.

“Ashley’s appearance has been so dramatically altered, producers want to include the surgery in the storyline for High School Musical 3 to explain her new look,” says an insider. However, if the writers’ strike is still on when HSM3 begins filming in March, Ashley may have to improvise an explanation for Sharpay’s new nose.

Back to Britney!

January 4, 2008 at 1:29 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ashley Tisdale

9Big Brother to the Rescue!!!

Bryan and Britney Spears

Britney’s older brother, Bryan Spears, is reportedly on his way to the hospital to spend time with his little sister.

Bryan is the only sane member of that family.

Do something, Bryan!!!

January 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet

8All Smiles!!!

Sean Preston Federline in Backseat of Car after Britney’s Meltdown

Sean Preston Federline looks happy and healthy as he leaves the Spears residence in the backseat of a car last night.

Look at that grin!

Homeboy’s like, “This shit is soooo gonna get me laid when I’m older.”

January 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet

3You Wanker, There Is No Other News!!! (Part II)

Mariah Carey and Her Puppy Dog, Pictures, Photos

Mariah Carey was spotted feeding her puppy some hamburger after dining at Le Select restaurant in St Barthelemy.

Back to Britney.

Image via Splash

January 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Mariah Carey