Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Speaking of Ann Coulter

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Not only does her hair look good. She is DEFENDING Paris Hilton. I fly a little right of the radar, on the record I think she is a bit batty, but it is shocking that she would defend the celebutard.

She does make a point though. Why isn’t Nicole or Lindsay facing jail time?

“I think the judge has Judge Ito disease, he wanted to get his name in the paper and he succeeded. And everyone around her, everyone involved in this case -0- is not going to have a story to sell to inside edition. I think that No one disputes that anyone else … a normal citizen wouldn’t get 45 days in this case. Even Nicole Richie, who isn’t a normal citizen, didn’t get a sentence like this.”
-Ann Coulter

[source]…because I was too lazy to transcribe her ranting myself….

Paris Going Through Withdrawl as I Live-blog Fox News

I’m angry I didn’t think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ’s blog believes that Paris’s “medical condition” (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl.

It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms.

News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, crying, and limp like in the court room today. All this prior to being sentenced back to jail to serve out 40 more days of her original 45 day sentence.

Let me comment on this from a personal point of view. I have several celebrities, along with my own witnessing, that knows Paris Hilton was a frequent drug user. Her symptoms seem to resemble those of drug with draw. It wasn’t abnormal to see Paris smoking weed, doing a line of cocaine, getting drunk, smoking cigarettes, popping pills, or what ever else you could think of.

Greta Van Sustren is being interviewed on Fox News right now. She was in court with Paris and says that the heiress looked very ill. The pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

Paris right now has arrived at the Twin Towers Correctional Center. Also…in case anyone cares East Coast air traffic has pretty much shut down due to a glitch in Atlanta. The dow is also way up. I need to get away from my computer…I’m live-blogging Fox News. Anne Coulter’s hair looks great. When did I become Elizabeth Hasselback?

Oh, also Buzz Aldrin is talking about the fact that Paris Hilton is going to jail…as Astronauts head to space.

Yes…Those Were Probably Real Tears

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Not only is Paris back in jail, but also she is quite unhappy about it. This is a very different Paris than the girl on MTV’s red carpet who said she wanted to serve out her sentence like anyone else. She said she didn’t want special treatment. Of course she did get special treatment since her “medical condition” was simply her being a bit out of sorts by the whole incarceration thing.

Paris finally lashed out and showed the world that after a few days in slammer she has realized that jail ain’t that hot.

A screaming, crying Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail on Friday to serve out the remainder of her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

A witness said Hilton was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother, Kathy Hilton, was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.”

Hilton was dressed down for her court day. You know that she really isn’t doing so well when she wears grey sweatpants to her court hearing. Perhaps she was trying to look a little crazy so they felt bad for her. Lest she forget jail is full of crazy people close to a breakdown that don’t really want to be there.

The reality star came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.

Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

Yes Paris…jail is going to suck. That is why you need to obey the law next time.

It Has Occurred to Paris Hilton That There Are More Horrendous Things Than Falling Off a Motorcycle on the Red Carpet

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Former Paris BFF Kim Stewart apparently has a new column on TMZ, and I love that it’s juxtaposed with the latest pic of Paris sobbing as she’s hauled off to court. And this isn’t one of Paris’s “oh I’m so sad poor me take my picture” faces; she’s genuinely upset. Meanwhile: PARTYING WITH POSH!

Friday Music

I just did a music one yesterday, but this one is much more fun for your Friday.

It’s a band called The Format with their song “The First Single.” Oddly the video is for a Blur song, but of all the videos I looked at this one was the coolest to watch. And if I know you at all I know you’re about cool.

Enjoy it my pretties.

Fashion Victim of the Week

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Brian Friedman is seen here at his birthday party. I understand that gay men are supposed to be a little more fabulous than the common folk but he really is taking it to another level. The scarf is an interesting little piece of flair but what really gets me is the silver boots with the white suit.

When I look through unfortunate fashion mistakes I always wonder who looks at these people and goes, “Damn, you look amazing.”

Brian will most likely be featured soon on “So You Think You Can Dance” and though he is not very good at dressing himself he is very good at choreography.