I’m a Christina Aguilera fan. Some of that is due to the fact that, unlike the rest of her pop brethren, she has a good voice. Also, that video “Dirty” was oddly compelling. Finally, I think she’s like 5 foot 1 inches which means she’d have to listen to all my orders, no matter how costume related.
Yeah, all in all a life with Christina would be grand and today there was more good news for our potential relationship. You see, she likes “Naked Sundays.” Straight from the little bombshell’s mouth:
“We claim ourselves (her and the hubby) to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called ‘naked Sundays,’ ” the 26-year-old pop star tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
“We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
“You cook naked?” asks DeGeneres.
Aguilera replies: “Yeah, we cook naked.”
“Nothing with grease — that could splatter,” says DeGeneres.
“Well, unless you want the grease,” Aguilera replies.
UNLESS you WANT the grease!! Bless you my child, bless you. Now who is this husband and whom do I need to murder to have him killed? I want naked Aguilera and I want Sundays. Especially now, given that football season is over. Beet, could this be a potential birthday present por moi? Don’t act like you aren’t friends with her. Your secret is out.
February 7, 2007 at 8:27 am by Spiteful Lars
Kim Kardashian and one of her not so famous hot black guy boyfriends (there have been a LOT people) have “accidentally” leaked a sex tape. Oh no! How could that have happened. Little gnomes must have broken into their apartment and then contacted their porn partners in crime!
It is rough when you are famous and you film yourself having sex and it gets leaked to the press. It is funny how many times that happens.
Click here to check it out via Bossip.
February 7, 2007 at 8:24 am by EvilT
Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]
Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]
Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]
Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]
Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]
Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]
February 6, 2007 at 10:37 pm by Evil Beet
I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says — I am not kidding about this — “JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!”
I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me.
And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I’m sure, but I can’t hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says — for real, people — “JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!”
If only public school teachers could create the same level of hysteria as aspiring pop stars…
February 6, 2007 at 9:54 pm by Evil Beet
Cool Movie Alert! This is directed by Julie Taymor and looks quite good. Here is the trailer to enjoy but you will have to wait till September for the movie. I am quite excited. Here is…”Across the Universe”
February 6, 2007 at 3:28 pm by EvilT
Tyra Banks has been having a rough couple weeks. First, they publish photos of her in a really ugly bathing suit looking a bit chunky and come up with really funny headlines about her new zaftig shape. Second, after wearing the same suit on air (and having a very public bitch fest)…probably after a 10 day juice fast, people put this lovely little banner outside her TV show.
Now, Adrianne Curry (aka. Mrs. Brady or the original America’s Next Top Model) is speaking out against the season’s freshman effort. Adrianne is fuming mad.
“We were told the winner would be an instant millionaire, that our faces would be plastered everywhere in Revlon ads. None of which turned out to be true … I still haven’t got paid for the work I did for them!”
She also claims that the models were not fed well to boot.
Well, since Janice Dickinson is so into starvation that makes sense. This isn’t the first time that Adrianne as come out against ANTM. About a year ago, Adrianne was quoted as comparing Tyra to another crazy faced ex-supermodel.
â€œShe can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, sheâ€™s Naomi Campbell, in your face.â€
Really, since it was the first season the producers were probably cheap. I feel sorry for Adrianne since she really did deserve some kind of prize money. Instead she had to whore herself out to more reality TV and marry a Brady. Really I find it amusing that none of these “Top Models” ever end up being something. Come on girls, Carrie Underwood won a Country Music Award. The Top Model girls really are the underachievers of the Reality TV world. They should start putting them into the Real World/Road Rules Challenge series. Ohhhh, MTV, Tyra, call me. We will do lunch.