Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Hermione Quitting?

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Rumor has it that Emma Watson is considering not returning for the last two “Harry Potter” movies. Emma, who is now 16, will be 20 by the time that the “Harry Potter” series is over.

The studio is denying that she is considering not joining her fellow castmates to finish out the series. She is a very pretty girl and I’m sure she will have a future in the movies but it wouldn’t be a good idea to piss off all of the tried and true “Harry Potter” fans.

Guessing they will throw a lot of money towards her way to continue. I hope she doesn’t go all Daniel Radcliffe on us and get naked. Actually that would fulfill the dreams of many a young dorky boy…and perhaps some confused girls.

Late-Night Links

I’m headed out of town for the next few days, so posting from me will be at a minimum. I plan to still do links, though, and Lars and T will be around to keep you laughing. And, never fear, you’ll still get an AmIdol recap from us — Lars is an old hand at this sort of thing. Now on to the links…

Stupid gloves are all the rage. [Bree @ Buzznet]

Vanessa Williams gets her star on the Walk of Fame. [popbytes]

I thought strippers were for bachelorette parties, not baby showers, but you try telling that to Spice Girl Mel B. [Cele|bitchy]

I hate that Minnie Driver looks good in a bikini. I wanted her to stay fat forever. I’m mean like that. [Drunken Stepfather]

Eva Longoria looks hot shilling for Bebe. [POTP]

Someone finally noticed the gaping hole in the search-engines-featuring-Kevin-Federline market. [Mollygood]

Joan Rivers, I worship you. [Glitterati]

And you thought Salma Hayek’s breasts were large before she was pregnant. [DListed]

Mandy Moore soothes her post-DJ AM nerves with a Vanity Fair photo spread. [Egostastic]

I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth

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I love reality TV, really I do. I have issues, however, with “Celeb Reality” shows. I don’t know why I hate them so much but I do. I loved Tori’s first “unscripted” show, “So noTORIous,” partially because her mom, Candy, was played by Loni Anderson but this new venture makes me a little ill. It is cute how she is playing Suzie Housewife but do you really want to watch Tori Spelling sell all of her crap at a yard sale? Sadly, I feel as though America does and this show might do well. It is on the Oxygen network, however, which doesn’t bode well for the show. That seems to be where they throw the crappy reality tv shows that aren’t good enough for Vh1.

Give Pax a Chance

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We’re on day five of PaxWatch here on the Internets, and we’ve got yet another picture of little Paxy being held by his mom. The two are in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, where they will hopefully obtain Pax’s visa at the U.S. Embassy on Tuesday. Reports indicate that three-year-old Pax is having some trouble adjusting. He was not told that he was being adopted until the actual day that Angie and Madd came to get him — as Celebitchy points out, this is probably standard procedure at an orphanage, so that the kids don’t get their hopes up if the ‘rents flake last-minute — so he’s in an understandable state of shock right now, and doing an awful lot of crying.

Angelina has been very attentive to her new kiddo. According to the AP’s translation of a Vietnamese newspaper, Angie said that she “will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life,” and that “photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I’m very worried about that. I would like to say I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life.” When I first read that quote a couple days ago I didn’t run it, because it didn’t sound at all like something Angelina would say. But now I understand — Angie said it in English, the Vietnamese paper translated it into Vietnamese, and then the AP translated it back into English. She probably said something more along the lines of “I wish you assholes would stop scaring this poor innocent boy that I’m trying to bring into my family,” but, you know, nicer. It got trampled in the translation.

Once the visa process is completed, Angie, Madd and Pax will return to New Orleans to meet up with the rest of the Jolie-Pitt gang.

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Paris and a Penis…Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

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Another picture of Paris and some guy’s penis. Shocking huh? Media Take Out has pics of Paris holding the alleged penis of Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. It is Paris for sure, the wonky eye gives her away, but I’m not 100% sure that it is really Cee Lo. I guess it is a big deal because this guy is married with kids but that has never stopped good ole Paris before.

This picture is evidently from a sex tape which features Paris and the “Crazy” singer. I love that slang for giving head is “giving brain.” Paris needs all the brain she can get. I’ve heard that Joss Stone bangs for tracks but I think Paris forgot that her singing career ended long ago.

For the impressive NSFW photo click here.

Thanks to Dlisted for the censored pic.

Hilary Admits That “Baby Fat” Was Kind of a Lie

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So obviously when Hilary Duff got really skinny she wasn’t just “losing her baby fat” as she kept repeating to the media. Hilary says she felt pressure to lose weight which makes sense since the second any woman in Hollywood strays from washboard abs blogs put them on “bump watch.”

“I did get skinny. I’ve felt that pressure like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says ‘Duff Puff – she must have gained 15 pounds’ or something like that, how would any normal person react? It’s so mean, but everyone keeps buying that stuff and talking about it, so it’s not going to go away.”

I’m happy to say Hilary does look more healthy these days. It is honestly sad that a lot of these young starlets compare themselves to fugs like Nicole Richie who just look ill rather than thin and fit. Hillary take a cue from ScoJo…work your womanly curves and let the cokeheads of Hollywood do their own thing.

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