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11Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided

In case you missed it, here’s Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided from Thursday night.

She turned into quite the hottie. Almost hotter than Britney in her heyday, if I do say so myself. Too bad she’s going to pop out a bunch of kids and go batshit now.

March 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jamie-Lynn Spears


Tallulah Willis, Bruce Willis and Karen McDougal, Pictures, Photos

My very favoritest of all the Willises, 14-year-old Tallulah Belle, was spotted on Robertson with her dad Bruce and some chick. I believe this is former Playmate Karen McDougal, but I’m sure you guys will correct me if I’m wrong. I can’t ID the other girl, but I assume she’s some friend of Tallulah’s.

Anyway, how fabulous is Tallulah? She’s just so freaking great on camera. I love her and I can’t wait until she’s a little older and starts showing up more often.

And to celebrate new pics of Tallulah, I’ve included here the Tori Amos video for “Talula,” which always pops into my head when I see this little Willis gem, and because I’m just a shameless Toriphile.

Tallulah Belle Willis, Pictures, Photos

March 21, 2008 at 9:54 pm by Evil Beet

15Oh Shut Up and Take Off Your Clothes

Kim Cattrall and Boyfriend Alan Wyse at New York Knicks Game, Pictures, Photos

Poor Kim Cattrall.

Kristin Davis had those naked photos hit the web.

Sarah Jessica Parker got her own blow-up doll (with three fabulous love holes!).

Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian.

What’s Kim’s claim to fame anymore?

Sitting courtside at Knicks games?

Kim’s probably saving her sex tape leak for, like, the week before the SaTC movie hits theaters. Mark my words. You will be seeing this woman’s vagina sometime in the next two months. She’s not going to be upstaged that easily.

Here she is with her longtime boyfriend, Canadian chef Alan Wyse, at a New York Knicks game. I hope he will not appear in the sex tape. He’s creepy-looking.

Kim Cattrall and Alan Wyse at Basketball Game Knicks, Pictures, Photos Kim Cattrall and Alan Wyse at Basketball Game Knicks, Pictures, Photos

March 21, 2008 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Kim Cattrall

15Kate Beckinsale Prefers Her Sushi Warm and with a Clitoris


Kate Beckinsale was being interviewed by Moviefone for her new film, Snow Angels, and they mentioned that she’d recently told a reporter that she’d rather eat vagina than sushi. They asked her to elaborate on that point. Here’s what Kate had to say:

I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

At least a vagina would be warm??? Ew. Have you ever been eating a piece of sushi and thinking to yourself, “You know, this would be better if they’d microwave it first”? No. No one wants warm sushi. On the other hand, dudes always want to play with ice cubes on vaginas. I think Kate has it all backwards.

March 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Kate Beckinsale

4Someone’s Getting Fired Over at Fox News


I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” speech without editing out the f-bomb.

Everything Chris Crocker does is magic.

March 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Chris Crocker

12Look Who Finally Found Herself Some Damn Orphans

Paris Hilton Visiting Orphans in Africa, Pictures, Photos

Congrats to Paris Hilton, who finally made good on her promise to play with orphans in Africa.

Paris visited the Jacaranda Children’s Home in South Africa, where she gave the children autographed head shots of herself in a sexy white bikini.

Really, Paris?

They need food, dear.

March 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Paris Hilton