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Looks Like There Might Be More Spice Girls Tour Dates

Spice Girls May Add 25 More Tour Dates

If you “Wannabe” at one of the stops on the Spice Girls’ upcoming tour, you’ll have even more chances to “Say You’ll Be There.” The Girls’ manager wants to “Spice Up Your Life” (and his bank account) by adding 25 more dates to their comeback tour. This would basically double the $20.5 mil the girls stand to earn for the tour, but it’s got some of them concerned that the tour will be “Too Much” to handle while raising school-age children. Victoria has three young boys she just relocated to Los Angeles, Mel B. has an 8-year-old daughter (with a former husband) and a newborn (with Eddie Murphy), Geri Halliwell had a baby last year, and Emma is getting ready to become a “Mama” any minute now.

According to a statement from people close to the Girls, “It’s going to be a huge commitment for the girls, who are extremely devoted to their families. But they are overwhelmed by the world-wide response from their fans and don’t want to let them down.”

Sibling Bonding

Pax Thien and Zahara Jolie-Pitt Feeding Her Brother with a Tent, Pics Pictures Photos

This is pretty fucking adorable.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt feeds her brother Pax some manner of food on what appears to be a faux camping trip of some sort.

How does Angelina do it? When my sister and I were that age, I wasn’t feeding her anything, except for this one time I put Tabasco sauce on her bread. And then she beat my ass. And we were, like, ages 5 and 3. Everything in Angelina Jolie’s life is just magically wonderful and we all have to live with that.

Someone’s Taking a Little Breather from Rehab

Pictures of Brigitte Nielsen and Boyfriend at Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav

Okay, if we’re gonna be all over LiLo’s ass for breaking out of rehab every now and then, let’s note that Brigitte Nielsen checked into rehab, like, five minutes before this photo was taken. She stepped out to attend the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav with her husband, Mattia Dessi, and I am saddened to admit that I know exactly who this guy is because I watched both The Surreal Life and Flavor of Love and honestly if anyone wants to be my boyfriend the position is open and really needs to be filled because this morning I watched the entire hour-long “Best Of” episode of Girls Next Door and honestly people I can’t go on like this indefinitely.


Flav showed up with his mom, and Snoop Dogg was there too. And Jimmy Kimmel hosted but he gets no pictures on this blog because of that fucking bullshit he pulled with Emily Gould.

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Look Who’s Helping!

Paris Hilton at Life Rolls on Benefit in Beverly Hills, Pictures Pics and Photos

Paris Hilton looks soooo happy to be attending the Life Rolls On benefit in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The foundation “exists to be a grassroots resource that provides hope and is an advocate on behalf of young people whose lives have been affected by spinal cord injury.” The “honorary co-chairpersons” for the event were Kelly Slater and Minnie Driver (and, if they were there, WireImage’s photogs missed them), and Molly Sims and Brooke Burns showed up as well.

But I suppose if I’m going to stand up for Lindsay Lohan, I should note that Paris hasn’t totally sucked this week. When she wasn’t too occupied lending her support to Taco Bell, she managed to support this SCI charity and some eco-friendly cars. So, okay, Paris. You get a gold star for this past week. We’ll see how you do in the coming week.

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