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Eva Mendes has to get drunk to film her sex scenes. [Derek Hail]

Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz better not run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards or there’s going to be drama. My money is totally on Biel if this goes down. [Fatback & Collards]

Salma Hayek grew a third breast! Either that or she’s way pregnant. [Celebslam]

Ignoring your hospitalized mother is the new black. [A Socialite's Life]

The low-down on Rose McGowan’s plastic surgery. [CityRag]

Now that Richie Sambora and Denise Richards have all that homewrecking out of their systems, Richie wants to get back together with Heather Locklear. [Cele|bitchy]

Dominic Monaghan is a little bitter about being killed off on Lost, but he’s coping with it by deluding himself into thinking there’s a lucrative film career ahead. [Don't Judge Me]

Howard Stern is a card-carrying member of the I-Once-Tried-To-Kill-Myself celeb club, which, it’s becoming increasingly clear, overlaps with the population of SAG almost perfectly. [IBBB]

Who is Danielle Lloyd? Who cares! She’s in a bikini! [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

A full year of sobriety results in Danny Bonaduce’s decision to celebrate his divorce from his wife of 17 years with an Adam Carolla-hosted party in West Hollywood. Can you even imagine what a great husband he was while he was drinking? [Glitterati]

Britney Spears Still Doesn’t Think She Has a Problem with Alcohol or Depression

Britney Spears Captain’s Hat

Britney Spears recently saw fit to author yet another fan-directed epistle for her website. The full letter is after the jump, but I’ve selected my favorite paragraph to discuss here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

Now, because the bolded sentence doesn’t make any sense with the word “till,” I’m going assume she meant “to.” I think a lot of people have read this to mean: “Until this day, I didn’t think that is was alcohol or depression,” implying that she now realizes it was the alcohol and/or depression. But I think it’s more likely that Brit confused “Till” with “To” than it is that she got her tenses wrong.

So: “To this day, I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression.”

So girlie still doesn’t think she has a problem.

I’m not judging, I’m just saying.

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Lohan’s Official Statement


From her rep:

Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.

Jaslene’s Seventeen Cover and Her Abusive Relationship

Jaslene Seventeen Cover

Sorry the image is so small, guys. I’ll have a larger image and more photos from her shoot once they’re available.

Honestly, I don’t really love this pic of her. Actually, I don’t like it at all. She looks hungover. But whatever. I still love her.

In the article, Jaslene talks about an abusive relationship she was in pre-ANTM. “Before I got into that relationship, I had a good head on my shoulders and walked with my head up high,” she says. “But during that relationship, things went down little by little. It was such a dark moment in my life. It was horrible! I wasn’t having my rest or eating the food I wanted to eat. So I mentally gave up, but I still did what I had to do. I think perseverance is the key to success. There were so many roadblocks for me, but I overcame them all.”

Shirley MacLaine/Hollywood Execs Are Not Loving the Lohan


Lindsay Lohan is not only back in rehab, she also is messing up her movie career left and right. Lindsay was reportedly supposed to start shooting a movie called “Poor Things” on Thursday it looks like that will not be happening. The movie, starting Shirley MacLaine would have given Lindsay a chance to redeem herself in the world of A-list Hollywood but even before she checked into rehab reports were surfacing that Shirley MacLaine was already trying to get her off the project.

Shirley is evidently a bit wary to work with Lindsay and Hollywood is starting to see her as a liability. Every actor needs to be insured when they film a movie and Hollywood insurance executives are saying that unless Lindsay cleans up her act soon nobody will be able to afford the insurance to hire her.

It is sad when a talented actress starts to morph into Tara Reid in front of your eyes. Her mother needs to get her act together and actually take care of her child. Lindsay might be 20 years old but she hasn’t had guidance for some time.

Lily Allen: Blow Job Queen

Lily Allen Blow Jobs

Fuck, I knew I liked this girl.

Lily Allen tells Rolling Stone that she was kicked out of school for being a little tramp.

“I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age,” she says. “I was doing blow-jobs … I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”

When asked how her parents felt about her being kicked out school for sucking cock, Lily’s all like, “They didn’t care … They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.” I don’t know what that means in American English, but I like it.

It’s funny that Lily got kicked out of school in the U.K. for giving blow jobs. Here in the U.S., we give those girls hosting contracts.

YOU Choose the Next Real World Cast


Remember back in March when Bunim-Murray was all like, “Hey, we want really talented and driven and socially aware individuals for the upcoming season of The Real World“? Yeah. I guess that proved to be a bit of a challenge, so instead they’re settling for anyone smart enough to have a great body, a video camera, and limited dignity.

Bunim-Murray is letting viewers choose the next Real World cast, based on a series of videos people can submit to their website, Check it out. It’s kind of addictive to watch everyone’s videos. Hell, you can even submit yourself.