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5Um, Zooey Deschanel Has an Album


God, I love Zooey Deschanel. She’s just the absolute coolest. I’ll watch anything with her in it.

Anyway, it turns out she just teamed up with singer-songwriter M. Ward to release an album under the band name “She and Him.” The album’s called Volume 1. I’m listening to it right now on my Rhapsody player. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Zooey — folksy, fun, and just way cool.

March 25, 2008 at 10:37 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Zooey Deschanel

11In Case You Missed It

Check out the Counting Crows performing their new single, “You Can’t Count on Me,” on Letterman.

You can check out the official music video for this single here.

Jesus, Adam, you’re forty-fucking-three years old. Isn’t it about time you got over all this angst and irresponsibility and just settled down once and for all as my husband?

I think yes.

March 25, 2008 at 12:10 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Adam Duritz

16Dump Her Ass!

Sunset Tan Ania Migdol and Nick D’Anna, Pictures, Photos

Sunset Tan’s Ania Migdol and Nick D’Anna stop on Robertson to pose innocently for some photogs.

Ewwww, I hate Ania. She’s such a fucking spoiled brat, a poseur and a sell-out. Not to mention lazy.

I liked the show much better before her. She’s just annoying.

March 24, 2008 at 11:10 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ania Migdol, Nick D'Anna

14Jezebel James Will Return No More

Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose, Pictures, Photos

Fox has pulled the extremely low-rated Return of Jezebel James from its schedule after only 3 airings.


Parker Posey?

Lauren Ambrose?

Produced by Amy Sherman?

How on earth do you go wrong with a show like that, Fox?

Oh, yeah, you give it a Friday night timeslot with no lead-in. That’s how.

Fox also dropped “‘Til Death.” They’ll be replacing both shows with reruns of “Bones.”

March 24, 2008 at 11:06 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

12Lookin’ Good, Brit!!!


After spending the day at a recording studio, Britney Spears stopped by Dominics to grab some take-out.

Dude, you guys, she looks pretty good here.

She’s done something new with her hair. It has these cool red and blonde streaks in it, and I’m actually really digging it. And her nails look — well — it’s not like she had them professionally manicured recently, but it at least looks like she painted them sometime in the past couple of days. And the make-up is low-key and looks nice.

She still needs to ditch those cowboy boots, but, all in all, it looks like whatever anti-crazy meds they’re giving her are finally starting to kick in.

I’m cheering you on, Brit! Time for you to make a comeback for real, girl!

Britney Nails Britney Spears Hair

March 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

17More Tallulah!

Demi Moore and Daughter Tallulah Belle Willis at Screening of Flawless, Pictures, Photos

Rumer may finally be on her way out!

Demi Moore brought Tallulah Belle to the NYC screening of Flawless.

No Rumer in sight!

This is probably because Rumer lives in LA and the screening was in NY, but I like to think it’s because the Moore-Willis family has finally decided to disown her.

Bruce Willis was also there, with model Emma Hemming, who I assume is one of his hos in different area codes.

Bruce Willis with Girlfriend Emma Hemming, Tallulah Belle Willis and Demi Moore at Screening of Flawless, Pictures, Photos

March 24, 2008 at 10:20 pm by Evil Beet