Britney’s older brother, Bryan Spears, is reportedly on his way to the hospital to spend time with his little sister.
Bryan is the only sane member of that family.
Do something, Bryan!!!
January 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet
Sean Preston Federline looks happy and healthy as he leaves the Spears residence in the backseat of a car last night.
Look at that grin!
Homeboy’s like, “This shit is soooo gonna get me laid when I’m older.”
January 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet
Mariah Carey was spotted feeding her puppy some hamburger after dining at Le Select restaurant in St Barthelemy.
Back to Britney.
Image via Splash
January 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm by Evil Beet
The attorney for Kevin Federline, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has called an emergency session this morning in his client’s ongoing custody battle with Britney.
The judge has asked for the attorney to return to court today at 1:30 p.m. An associate for the firm spoke at a press conference just moments ago, saying, “Mark wanted me to address everyone and just say he feels at this time it would be inappropriate for him to speak to the media.”
Of course!!! The poor guy hasn’t slept in FOREVER.
January 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm by Evil Beet
“We aren’t charging her with anything at this time,” the LAPD says. “She is at the (hospital) for her own health and welfare.”
They have to charge her with something. She kidnapped her child!
Legal eagles, weigh in!!!! What can Britney be charged with???
January 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm by Evil Beet
Look, guys, I found something on the Internets today that’s not about Britney!!!
A very pregnant Halle Berry rocks the string cheese in LA.
When I first saw this pic, I thought it was a tampon in her hand. But, no, it’s just string cheese.
Ooh, that could be kinky … or stinky. Can you imagine going to the hospital trying to explain why you’re emitting a strong odor because there’s a tiny bit of molding string cheese stuck in your vaginal cavity? I swear, every time I think of something weird and kinky that could be done in the bedroom, my next thought is always, “Well, what would the corresponding hospital visit look like?”
Why am I even talking about this? Back to Britney.