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12Natasha Lyonne Remembers the Good Times

Okay, this is pretty hilarious.

Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It’s so fucking funny. She’s like “Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie,” responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says — and I can’t tell if she’s joking or not — that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style.

I love this girl, meth-head or not.

The clip she’s responding to is after the jump.

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PS — Sorry for all the downtime on Friday, and the lack of posting. We’re still having technical issues, and, I promise, we’re still working on them. We’re even going to HIRE someone to work on them! Look, Ma! I have an IT department!

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March 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Natasha Lyonne

46I Want Gisele Bundchen’s Life

Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos

You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it’s bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable.

But Gisele?

Fuck Gisele.

Gisele lives in this magical little world where she’s forever gorgeous and delighted and weightless and beloved and NFL quarterbacks leave their pregnant girlfriends when she demonstrates even the tiniest bit of interest and any speck of sadness that might accidentally fall within 20 yards of her life is quickly ushered away by the ever-vigilant Gisele Bundchen Happiness Fairies.

Fuck Gisele.

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March 28, 2008 at 1:00 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Gisele Bundchen

10I Still Think Mena Suvari’s Pregnant

Mena Suvari at Socialvibe.com launch party, pictures, photos

I brought this up a couple weeks ago, and you guys disagreed, but I’m sticking to my guns. This new set of pictures has me even more convinced.

Mena normally has respectable fashion sense, but lately she’s been rocking these outfits that there is no earthly reason to wear if you’re not trying to hide a little baby bump. And look at the way Simone’s touching her. That’s the way you touch your pregnant girlfriend.

She’s knocked up, you guys.

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March 28, 2008 at 12:47 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Mena Suvari

11Happy Birthday, Selita!

Selita Ebanks 25th birthday party at Marquee, Pictures, Photos

Model Selita Ebanks celebrated her 25th birthday at Marquee last night, in the company of — who else? — Eva Amurri and Lydia Hearst.

Go figure.

Selita Ebanks 25th birthday party at Marquee, Pictures, Photos Eva Amurri and Lydia Hearst at Selita Ebanks 25th birthday party at Marquee, Pictures, Photos

March 28, 2008 at 12:35 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Selita Ebanks

7I Love Alicia Witt

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And it is out of that love that I feel obliged to mention that she needs a new stylist, or at least a new personal assistant. I have not been impressed with her fashion choices lately, and now she shows up with this terribly wrinkled dress.

These tragedies are so, so avoidable, Alicia.

At the Gen Art Film Festival launch party in NYC.

March 27, 2008 at 7:09 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Alicia Witt

24Angela!

Angela Lansbury at Opening of Broadway’s Gypsy, Pictures, Photos

Legendary actress Angela Lansbury made an appearance at the Broadway opening of Gypsy.

Also there: Lauren Bacall, who is just way fucking scary right now. I’m sure she’s a very nice person, but, Jesus, Lauren, there’s a time and a place for a low-cut V-neck and, for you, that time was at some point during the early years of Prohibition.

Lauren Bacall at Opening of Gypsy on Broadway, Pictures, Photos

March 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm by Evil Beet