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If at first you don’t succeed, Jason Wahler, try, try again. [Celebslam]

Anna Nicole’s last film will premiere at Cannes. [Cele|bitchy]

Check out the new single from Eve. [popbytes]

Sheryl Crow recommends we save the environment at the expense of our personal hygiene. [Agent Bedhead]

When even characters on The Sopranos wonder what happened to your career, I think you deserve to play the child abuse card, Chevy Chase. [Celebrity Smack]

Take that, MySpace. [IBBB]

Suri Cruise and Brooke Shields’ daughter are totally BFF. Maybe one day little Grier will help Suri find her biological mother. [POTP]

Can’t Val Kilmer go to the bathroom at a gas station like the rest of us? [The Blemish]

Lindsay Lohan gets all bikini’d up for Allure. [Jordan]

Shanna Moakler explains why it made perfectly good sense for a 32-year-old mother to behave like a character in Mean Girls. [GTS]

Madonna leaves Malawi without meeting with David Banda’s biological father. [Holy Candy]

David Hauslaib is mustering up every ounce of white, gay strength he has to give Bossip a run for their black-gossip money. Don’t worry, guys, we’re still Team Bossip. Wanna make shirts? [Stereohyped]

Best. Headline. Ever

Reggie Bush Getting in Kim Kardashian’s Bush

It is a slow gossip day. The folks at Bossip have made me laugh. Kim Kardashian is evidently dating Reggie Bush. By “dating” we mean that they left a party together. I still love the headline.

Remind Us Again Why Britney Flaked on the Heatherette Show?

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Remember back in early February, when both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton bailed on the Heatherette show? Paris flaked in order to get trashed with Brandon Davis, but it was rumored that Britney didn’t get the memo, and bailed because she didn’t want to see Paris. Now, former publicist-turned-blogger Jonathan Jaxson tells the story from the inside.

I was at the Heatherette Fashion Show with two of my former clients and we were all located backstage, during all the mayhem, prior to the show. It was seriously complete mayhem. First Paris Hilton text Kim Kardashian and said she would be a no show and we then had to tell the owners of Heatherette, which were beyond pissed.

THEN, Britney was in and out because the paparazzi was attacking her and she was severely drugged and boozed up. In the end, her handler kept complaining about how he was doing everything to get her on that runway, as she was suppose to be walking in the show. The handler kept going to extremes to get her back inside, after she finally retreated back to her waiting car. Sending hair and make-up, clothing, more booze, or what ever she kept requesting. Only in the end to have Britney never appear as she kept throwing up all over her self.

That’s hot.

Sanjaya Out-Ranks NY Governor

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Sanjaya Malakar is making the most of his twelve remaining minutes of fame, attending the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner as a guest of People magazine. Sanjaya holds quite a bit of clout still, as the staffers at People tried to get rid of an annoying autograph-seeker. “We are trying to let him eat,” the staffers told the bothersome man.

“But I’m the governor of New York,” responded Eliot Spitzer, and then he got his autograph. A reasonable person might assume he was getting the John Hancock for one or all of his teenage daughters, but Spitzer tells a different story. “I was trying to get a hair transplant,” he explained to New York Daily News.

More Sanjaya photos from the dinner after the jump.

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It’s a Lovers’ Spat for Lindsay and Keira

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Those of you who have been waiting patiently for the Lindsay Lohan/Keira Knightley lesbian scene you were promised in their upcoming flick, Best Time of Our Lives, will just have to pull out the Vaseline and your Wild Things DVD and keep waiting. The ever-reliable Lohan dropped out of the Dylan Thomas biopic just days before filming was supposed to start. You know, because she’s not an addict, and everything is totally under control.

Keira’s mother, Sharman Macdonald, wrote the screenplay for the film, and Keira is reportedly “furious” with Lindsay for dropping out of the project. Lohan was slated to play Thomas’s wife, Caitlin MacNamara, which would include a lesbian sex scene with Knightley. There’s been no formal comment from Knightley or Lohan’s camp. However, rumor has it that Sienna Miller is taking over Lohan’s role, so there’s no need to be too disappointed, guys. It’s not like they went with Rosie O’Donnell instead.

Side note: I found this pic of Lindsay in Tokyo from April 13. That girl is still wearing that Foreigner t-shirt. Too. Damn. Funny.

Almost Famous

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Ha. WireImage is less than amused with Perez Hilton’s refusal to pay to use their images. The blue-haired gossipist gets no more title than “Guest” in the photos from The Pearl nightclub opening in Vegas. That’s gotta hurt.