Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paula Abdul Has a Million Dollar Flatiron

Paula Abdul Has a Diamond Flatiron at the Emmy Gifting Suite Well, she doesn't have it, not in the long-term possession sense, but she's showing it off at an Emmy gifting suite. Yes, those are actual diamonds encasing the flatiron. Because, you know, that's necessary. Because it's not like poor, deserving inner-city kids need things like computers and textbooks and winter jackets. No, no. Somewhere, there is a woman who really needs a diamond-encrusted flatiron. If I were the people running that gifting suite, I would keep a close eye on Paula with that thing. She migh...

OMG! It’s the Jolie-Pitts!

pitts.jpg Because Brad Pitt may get old, but photos of this family never, ever will. There have been a ton of photos of Brad, Angie and Maddox wandering around Manhattan lately, but none of the other kids. I wonder where they're hiding. Also: Angelina is a toothpick. I mean, she's really just skin and bones. I'd been hesitant about it for awhile, but I'm ready to say it now: there's something really wrong with her. There's an eating disorder or there's a drug problem or both. She's not okay. ...

Howard K. Stern: I’m Totally Not Gay with Larry Birkhead

Howard K Stern Says he’s not gay with Larry Birkhead So I haven't really been following this story on here, because the story's retarded, but basically there's some new book coming out alleging that Howard K. Stern was all gay with Larry Birkhead, and they videotaped themselves doing the nasty and Anna Nicole liked to watch it. HKS is, of course, denying it, because it is, as I mentioned, retarded. "It's ridiculous. I mean it's absolutely absurd," Stern said to ETOnline. "Dannielynn is gonna read this garbage and it's almost like she's gonna...

Happy Rosh Hashana, Kids!!

Get out there to welcome the new year, and go easy on the Manischewitz. I'm out for the rest of the day. Sorry for the relatively slow posting, but I'm on vacation, dammit, and it's a freakin' holiday! Sometimes even bloggers need a break. Things should be approximating normal again by tomorrow. I ::heart:: you all. />...

Top Chef Contestant Attacked in Apparent Hate Crime

Top Chef’s Josie Attacked in Hate Crime Josie Smith-Malave, who appeared on Top Chef's second season, and who is openly gay, was attacked at a Long Island bar over Labor Day weekend in what appears to be a hate crime. Josie and friends were at Partners, in Sea Cliff, Long Island, for a birthday party. The group was initially asked to leave the bar because they were suspected of being with underage drinkers (they deny this), but a bar patron reported overhearing the bouncer saying that the crowd was "getting too gay." When Josie...