7Ooh La La, Ace Young!

A new pic of American Idol hottie Ace Young, just for fun. ;) Yummy.

March 11, 2007 at 9:50 pm by Evil Beet

2As Long As She’s Still Nowhere Near My Hayden Panettiere…

Poor Paris Hilton. It must be really tough to have to find new best friends all the time when all your old ones end up in rehab. But Elisha Cuthbert? I mean, she’s hot, but what does she really have to offer Paris? I don’t think she even has a famous boyfriend to be stolen. Maybe it’s just that Elisha’s always willing to drive, since Paris needs to be, you know, not doing that at all anymore. Oh well. Elisha’s a big girl, she can take care of herself. Just stay away from my Hayden, Paris!!

March 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet

0More Pictures from Liz Hurley’s Wedding

Wow, her dress is absolutely gorgeous! It looks a lot like the dress Penelope Cruz wore to the Oscars — except, you know, white. And longer. But it has the same soft, waterfall feel to it. I love it.

March 11, 2007 at 9:25 pm by Evil Beet

1Late-Night Links

Is all the pressure of … um … not working nudging Portia de Rossi back to her old ‘rexic ways? [popbytes]

Courtney Love didn’t pay her bill at rehab. I guess she figured she’d take care of it the next time she stopped in there for a month or two. [dlisted]

It is a distant possibility that Jennifer Lopez’s current marriage may not be working out so well. That’s okay, Jen. Fourth time’s the charm. [ICYDK]

Pretty on the Outside has a little fun with American Idol. [POTO]

Hey, Lisa Rinna, when you wear a see-through dress on the red carpet, it’s advisable to include a bra in your ensemble. [SOW]

Comedian Richard Jeni passes away. [Tabloid Whore]

Just when you were jonesing for another awards show: look no further than the Soul Train Music Awards. [Celebrity Smack]

Rehab is the new Hyde. Eddie Van Halen is the latest celeb to walk through the velvet ropes. [Glitterati]

March 11, 2007 at 9:17 pm by Evil Beet

7Rap Beef That Wasn’t Real Squashed!

Diddy and Snoop have launched a tour but that’s not where this story gets fun.

Here is where it gets fun:

HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) — U.S. rap stars Sean “Diddy” Combs and Snoop Dogg, who were bitter rivals in a notorious feud between East and West Coast hip-hop in the 1990s, said on Friday they had buried the hatchet once and for all.

No one was ever afraid of Diddy. Ever. Even the guy who is suing him probably feels like Diddy is cute. Also, the true battle was between Notorious B.I.G and Tupac, you can tell because they are both now dead.

They said they had “moved on” from the days when members of the two music scenes clashed rather than collaborated. “That was a time in history,” Combs told reporters ahead of the tour’s opening concert.

That WAS a time in history. Just like every other moment that has ever occurred. Including this one. And this one. They are all now moments in history. Idiot.

“We want to entertain, we want to make music, we want to make people feel good,” said Combs, 37.

Translation: We’d like some money please.

Snoop: “That is all that matters, that the spirit of hip-hop lives on. Everything that was not right, we are getting right.”

PS- Nas’ new album is called “Hip Hop is Dead.” Guess who is right?

March 11, 2007 at 11:56 am by Spiteful Lars

1Daylight Savings Dumbass

I’ve passed three people today that were having nervous breakdowns because they were late for morning appointments. They forgot that today was “Spring Forward Day!”

So if you just got up…and are slightly confused that your favorite TV show isn’t on it is an hour later. We are now in Spring time unless you live in Arizona…they don’t believe in Daylight Savings…cause they are cool like that.

March 11, 2007 at 7:09 am by EvilT