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42Britney’s Meltdown: The Timeline

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Courtesy of OK Magazine:

11:32 a.m.: Britney, in a bright fuschia halter dress and heels, arrives over 90 minutes late to her final chance to give a court-ordered deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. She is only able to be deposed for approximately 14 minutes.

12:20 p.m.: Brit arrives back home at her gated community, The Summit. Her sons are there for their scheduled visit, as is a court-appointed monitor.

7 p.m.: K-Fed’s security team arrives to pick up boys Sean Preston and Jayden James and bring them back to their father’s house. When there is a delay in releasing the boys, Britney’s assistant, Carla, makes excuses for the pop star. However, it soon becomes clear that there is a problem.

At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.

8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney’s house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney’s house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney’s house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

Since she arrived in the hospital, Britney’s estranged father and her BFF Sam Lutfi have come to visit her.

No sign yet of Mama Spears or Jamie-Lynn.

You know Jamie-Lynn has got to be fuming. We were all trying to figure out how the hell Brit was going to top her sister’s teenage pregnancy. I guess we know now.

January 4, 2008 at 8:51 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

338Pam Anderson’s Moving Forward with That Divorce

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After filing for divorce and then saying the two were “working things out” and then showing up on NYE solo, Us Weekly is reporting that Pamela Anderson had Rick Salomon personally served with divorce papers on December 28.

Seriously, there’s “unlucky in love” and then there’s “fucking retarded,” and Pam Anderson is firmly on the “fucking retarded” side of that line.

Pam, this is the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton’s pussy. How’d you think this was gonna end, sweetheart?

January 4, 2008 at 8:43 am by Evil Beet

19Britney Was Tied Down on the Gurney!!!

Britney Spears Tied Down on Gurney in Ambulance Going to Hospital, Pictures, Photos

Apparently Britney was struggling so badly when they put her in the gurney that they actually had to strap her down!!!

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!!

Image via Splash

January 4, 2008 at 8:34 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

4While Rome Burned …

Paris Hilton and Brother Barron Hilton at Teddy’s in Hollywood, Pictures, Photos

While Britney was in the hospital last night, Paris Hilton and her brother Barron were partying the night away at Teddy’s in Hollywood.

There were cameras somewhere other than Cedars-Sinai last night????

When Paris was grilled about Britney, she said she is “hoping she will get better, get some help and do better in 2008.”

January 4, 2008 at 8:27 am by Evil Beet

6The Money Shot

Check out footage of Brit being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher.

The fun begins around 2:10.

Also, after they get their shot of Britney, the paparazzi bombard Kevin, and it sounds like they’re calling him a “loser,” for reasons I can’t possible fathom at this point.

January 4, 2008 at 8:22 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

6Britney’s Losing Those Kids Today

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K-Fed’s lawyer is going to court at 8:30 am today to ask the court to strip her of her visitation rights.

Britney is at Cedars-Sinai on a “5150 hold,” meaning there’s evidence she’s a danger to herself or others — others as in her kids.

Jayden James was taken to the hospital last night, as well.

TAKE THOSE KIDS AWAY!!!!!

January 4, 2008 at 8:15 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears