Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Girl’s Going to Have to Watch Bachelor Pad

A photo of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

I know, I’m judging myself too, but check it out:  I’ve only ever watched about two and a half episodes of The Bachelor, and it was the season with Jake and Vienna.  I watched it mostly because my friend forced it on me, but a little bit of it was because I think Jake is one hot ass motherfucker and I’m always down for some solid dramz.  And let me tell you, friends, this new season of Bachelor Pad is going to be nothing but solid dramz.

Jake and Vienna, who were engaged at the end of their season of The Bachelor, had a nasty breakup last summer.  In front of everyone.  And now, both Jake and Vienna, as well as Vienna’s new boyfriend, are all going to live together.  In the same house.  And it’s going to be televised.  Can you even stand it?!

PHOTOS: Ashlee Simpson Strings Pete Wentz Along

A photo of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

I don’t want to say that I hate Ashlee Simpson, but I kind of hate Ashlee Simpson.  I don’t like the way she’s treating poor little Pete Wentz, and these here photos are doing a nice job of fueling my rage all over again.  Look at his little happy smile – he just loves his little family so much! Pete Wentz is a tragically beautiful man and Ashlee Simpson is a vicious harpy, and these pictures prove it.

Enjoy!

Selena Gomez: Back in Hospital, Probably Not Pregnant

A photo of Selena Gomez

Man, it’s been a wild and crazy ride with Selena Gomez these past few days, huh? First there was the hospital trip on Thursday night, then the cancelled concert on Friday night, then she was fine yesterday, but now she’s back at the hospital.  But at least this time, we have a little clue as to what the problem is: blood pressure.

Sources tell us Gomez has undergone a number of tests for blood pressure issues, but so far … doctors have not been able to determine what is causing the problem.

Oh … as for the rumors going around she’s pregnant … totally untrue.

I love how they add in that bit about the pregnancy.  On the real though (do people say that, “on the real”?), I just found out on the Google that pregnancy can cause blood pressure issues, and you know the entire world would explode if a Bieber baby came into existence, so I feel like TMZ is just trying to settle everyone down.

Do you think Selena is having a tough time cooking up a Bieber baby, or does the girl just need to take a few personal days?