But why’s Britney covering her mouth the whole time?
She didn’t want the world to see her collagen injections.
That’s so strange. Britney usually seems fine letting the world see her, um, lips.
October 19, 2007 at 10:29 am by Evil Beet
He’s 14 years younger than her. He’s not famous. They married less than a year after they met. They have two kids together.
It’s kind of like the Britney Spears love story, but without all the, ya know, total fucking crazy.
His name’s Christopher Backus, and they’re really cute together.
At the Reservation Road premiere in LA.
October 19, 2007 at 8:24 am by Evil Beet
At the Reservation Road premiere in LA on Thursday night.
October 19, 2007 at 7:04 am by Evil Beet
Are those shorts?
Are they, Chloe?
Are you just running out of ways to be weird?
Chloe Sevigny wore a lovely pair of shorts to the opening of Pygmalion on Broadway on Thursday night.
I think we need to help Chloe out here. Does anyone have suggestions for her?
What if you showed up to your next event with a boa constrictor wrapped around your neck? Too Britney Spears? Have you considered wearing scrubs? I hear Katherine Heigl has her own line of them now. What if you wore a bikini as underwear? Still too Britney Spears? Purple lipstick? Pleather? I dunno, Chloe, but please never wear those shorts again, dear.
October 19, 2007 at 6:35 am by Evil Beet
Ah, those were the days, weren’t they?
I mean, don’t most people go through the angsty, black-eyeliner, goth phase in high school? I just think it’s funny — and kind of tragic — that you’ve decided to do this in your 30s. You sure are sticking it to the man, aren’t you?
Will we never get our Jordan Catalano back?
At the MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City on Thursday night.
October 19, 2007 at 12:04 am by Evil Beet
5Okay, The Weirdest Fucking Group of People Showed Up to the Victoria’s Secret Party in Beverly Hills on Thursday Night
I don’t even know what to make of this. My head’s kind of exploding right now.
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.
Aubrey O’Day’s extensions.
Cory Kennedy. (Everyone’s favorite teenage heroin addict!)
I don’t even know which joke to make first. It’s overwhelming!!! I want to write an entire short story about this night!! Or film a season of The Surreal Life!
Were they holding an AA meeting afterwards? Are you even allowed to attend AA meetings if your last name’s Tequila? Honestly, the only thing this all-star team was missing was its group counselor.
Or did attendance count as some manner of community service?
I just don’t understand!
A couple other points:
1) Paris Hilton needs to never wear a jumpsuit like that again. In fact, the whole world needs to never wear a jumpsuit like that again. We need to start flying planes over third-world countries and dropping pamphlets with a variety of pictographic instructions informing them that no one, anywhere, ever, is to wear a jumpsuit like that ever again.
2) Rumer Willis’s hair is back to brunette. And it’s curly now. Not, like, a luxurious curl. More of an I-didn’t-realize-I-wasn’t-supposed-to -have-the-blow-dryer-in-the-bathtub curl.