Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bruce Willis ::Hearts:: Courtney Love

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In a news world dominated by Anna Nicole autopsy reports and Britney Spears dentist visits, I think it’s time to break up the monotony with an exciting report of a Bruce Willis/Courtney Love make-out session. Yes, you read that right. Bruce Willis. Courtney Love. Sucking face. At — it doesn’t get much better than this — the Amy Winehouse concert at the Roxy last week! (That was the first of two L.A. shows Winehouse was scheduled to do — she canceled the second because she’s a drunk.) Willis was celebrating his 52nd birthday and I guess Courtney gave him a little present.

Willis’s rep didn’t have a comment, and Love’s spokesperson said the two shared “a quick hi, then went their separate ways.” The last part seems correct, at least; after the make-out sesh, Willis didn’t hang out with Love at all the rest of the evening. Later in the week, Willis later hopped a flight to Vegas for Hef’s 81st birthday party and reportedly left with former Baywatch babe Donna D’Errico. (Remember her? Neither do I.) I guess at 52 you take what you can get.

Lindsay and Stavros — Hells Yes

Normally it bothers me when Lindsay Lohan runs around hooking up with men, like, ten seconds after other women break up with them. But when the other woman is Paris Hilton, I’m all for it. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos continues his tour of Hollywood’s vaginas with Miss Lohan this weekend. The two met up at Les Deux on Friday night (Lindsay ditched out on Parc after Paris Hilton showed up there — Paris must have only swung by Perez Hilton’s bday party for long enough to pose for pics and ensure that he’ll spend another year failing to cover her racist and slutty life), then left separately and met up at Bossa Nova. Apparently they hung out on Saturday night as well — not sure of the details yet though. Check out the video of Lindsay and Stav below.

Allegra Versace is Not Doing Well

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Allegra Versace has been checked into a facility to deal with her anorexia. According to reports, Allegra is 70 pounds and is being fed through a feeding tube and being monitored around the clock. Hopefully she will get the help she needs at this new place as she has been fighting this disease for a while.

Pictures of her looking painfully thin have been out there since 2004. At 11, Allegra inherited quite a lot of money from her late uncle, Gianni Versace, and her years of problems do well to illustrate the fact that money does not always mean happines.

Hopefully she will get better soon. Living with the crazy that is her mother I am guessing has been a stressful upbringing.

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Anna Nicole Newsbreak!

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Anna Nicole Died of an accidental overdose, no sign of foul play.

From CNN:

Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said Smith was taking nine different kinds of medication in the days before her death, including a sleeping aid.

He also said Methadone was not in her blood, suggesting no use at the time of death, but was in her body, suggesting usage at some point in the recent past.

Commentary: Nine prescription drugs seems like too many.

SOME OF THE DRUGS:
Valium (sedative)
Chloral Hydrate (sleeping pill)
D12 (allergies, immune system booster)
Benadryl (c’mon, that’s ok)
Tylenol (I’m on this now)

The Dr. on MSNBC said she should have been in the hospital (just in general) if she was on that many prescriptions. The news folks are now talking “criminal negligence” for not taking her to the hospital although that seems unlikely.

Some of the prescriptions were evidently obtained under aliases.

That Chick From The Office Almost Naked

Jenna Fischer is very fun in my opinion. Wired Magazine must agree because they threw her on the cover.

NAKED!

Okay, it’s really not a big deal because she’s not showing as much skin as me walking around on “leather night,” but still, it should get her some buzz. Now all we need to do is get our gal into some rom-coms. Here’s the pic:

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Marcia Brady Was a Total Cokehead

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So apparently the original Marcia Brady — Maureen McCormick — told People magazine that she used to be both bulimic and a cokehead. I can’t find the story anywhere on People’s website, but I do have this link to the website of some South Carolina local news station that starts their coverage of this with — and I urge you to confirm this for yourself — the following lines: “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. It’s a good thing Mr. Brady isn’t alive to hear this.”

Yes, that’s so true, WLTX out of Columbia, South Carolina. AIDS gets a bad rap these days, but, without it, men like Robert Reed might still be alive today. You know, to hear that his co-star on a television sitcom that wrapped filming over thirty years ago engaged in recreational drug use and battled an eating disorder as a teenager. But, thanks to AIDS, we don’t have to worry about that happening.

Anyway, the rest of the story goes like this:

The eating disorder came first. She says it started when she went back to public school when she was 17. Then a boyfriend introduced her to cocaine.

McCormick says it became clear she has an “addictive personality.” After several relapses, McCormick says she cleaned up through therapy and faith.

But really I don’t care much. I just laughed out loud at the first paragraph on WLTX’s coverage and I wanted to share it with everyone else.

Thanks to IBBB for the heads-up.