I’d be lying if I told you guys I didn’t feel the teensiest bit bad about this.
I mean, what has Marcia Cross ever done to me?
Oh, right: Seasons 3 through 5 of Desperate Housewives.
These are private pictures, supposedly taken by her husband Tom.
Listen, people: NEVER LET ANYONE TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!
Anyway, we have her vagina after the jump. It’s NSFW. Because it’s a vagina. And you’re not supposed to be looking at vaginas at work. Unless you and your boss have a special arrangement. In which case, you need to ask for a raise.
December 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm by Evil Beet
Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.
That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.
Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.
Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.
What the fuck kind of name is Plies?
I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.
December 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm by Evil Beet
Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.
Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.
The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.
Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.
On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.
December 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm by Evil Beet
Mel C on Geri leaving the band: “She could have really fucked things up for us.”
I love it!!!!!!!
December 13, 2007 at 2:26 pm by Evil Beet
The dangers of lipo, kids.
December 13, 2007 at 12:03 pm by Evil Beet
Padma Lakshmi is on a diet dammit!!! [FListed]
Pete Wentz is rocking a beard. [Popbytes]
Michael Jackson’s still got some money problems. [Bossip]
Listen up, people. No one’s cheating on Eva Longoria. [INO]
More Halle Berry baby bump pictures. [POTP]
Marilyn Manson’s mother still has his foreskin. Ew. [Celebrity Smack]
Jessica Alba flips off the paps. How pregnant of her. [Celebslam]
Johnny Depp as Pee Wee Herman? Looks like it might happen. [Celebitchy]
Camel toe!!!! [Mollygood]