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10Success for Britney!



Brit-Brit’s appearance on How I Met Your Mother garnered the show its highest ratings ever. 10.6 million peeps tuned in to watch Britney play a ditzy, slutty receptionist for Scrubs‘ Sarah Chalke, who also guest-starred.

You can check out all of Brit’s scenes here.

Is it happening? Is the real Britney Spears comeback beginning?

Oh, I hope so!

March 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

8Jamie-Lynn Spears Is Either Engaged or Has Mastered the Art of Fucking with the Media


People magazine is reporting that Jamie-Lynn Spears, age 16, has been spotted all around Louisiana flashing an engagement ring from baby daddy Casey Aldridge.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

I think I call bullshit on this. I’m not even entirely convinced yet that Casey Aldridge is even the father of JLS’s kid, but we’ll probably never get a paternity test, so I guess I’ll just have to accept not knowing. I think Jamie’s just learning to play her sister’s game — wear a ring, fuck with the media.

March 25, 2008 at 10:55 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jamie-Lynn Spears

5Um, Zooey Deschanel Has an Album


God, I love Zooey Deschanel. She’s just the absolute coolest. I’ll watch anything with her in it.

Anyway, it turns out she just teamed up with singer-songwriter M. Ward to release an album under the band name “She and Him.” The album’s called Volume 1. I’m listening to it right now on my Rhapsody player. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Zooey — folksy, fun, and just way cool.

March 25, 2008 at 10:37 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Zooey Deschanel

11In Case You Missed It

Check out the Counting Crows performing their new single, “You Can’t Count on Me,” on Letterman.

You can check out the official music video for this single here.

Jesus, Adam, you’re forty-fucking-three years old. Isn’t it about time you got over all this angst and irresponsibility and just settled down once and for all as my husband?

I think yes.

March 25, 2008 at 12:10 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Adam Duritz

16Dump Her Ass!

Sunset Tan Ania Migdol and Nick D’Anna, Pictures, Photos

Sunset Tan’s Ania Migdol and Nick D’Anna stop on Robertson to pose innocently for some photogs.

Ewwww, I hate Ania. She’s such a fucking spoiled brat, a poseur and a sell-out. Not to mention lazy.

I liked the show much better before her. She’s just annoying.

March 24, 2008 at 11:10 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ania Migdol, Nick D'Anna

14Jezebel James Will Return No More

Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose, Pictures, Photos

Fox has pulled the extremely low-rated Return of Jezebel James from its schedule after only 3 airings.


Parker Posey?

Lauren Ambrose?

Produced by Amy Sherman?

How on earth do you go wrong with a show like that, Fox?

Oh, yeah, you give it a Friday night timeslot with no lead-in. That’s how.

Fox also dropped “‘Til Death.” They’ll be replacing both shows with reruns of “Bones.”

March 24, 2008 at 11:06 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized