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25We Don’t Have the Video Yet …

Paris Hilton Falling Down in Prague with Benji Madden, Pictures, Photos

Paris Hilton Falling Down in Prague with Benji Madden, Pictures, Photos

But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague.

The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of paparazzi, basically being pushed down by them.

No, it doesn’t look like that at all. It looks like she just totally ate shit.

Loves. It.

To see the end result of this fall, click here.

March 31, 2008 at 2:41 pm by Evil Beet

18OMG. New Kids on the Block Are Having a Reunion Performance!!!

They’re ALL nearly 40 years old now!!!

Even little Joey McIntyre is 35 YEARS OLD!!!!

But they’re going to be performing on Friday on The Today Show.

Yeah, that’s right, all of them: Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight.

For those of you born any time after, say, 1985, New Kids on the Block (aka NKOTB) were like the *NSYNC of the early ’90s.

To celebrate, I’ve included here the music video for “Hanging Tough” — which was on an album that came out TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Yeah, you’re that old now.

March 31, 2008 at 2:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

11Hey, Jessica, You Gotta Get Those UTIs Treated as Soon as It Hurts to Pee


Jessica Simpson was in and out of the hospital this weekend, being treated for a kidney infection.

Jess was admitted on Friday and released on Monday. She’s feeling much better, say her reps.

March 31, 2008 at 2:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jessica Simpson

16Andy Roddick’s Engaged, In Case Anyone Still Cares


Mandy Moore, I’m looking at you.

Andy Roddick got engaged to model Brooklyn Decker.

Andy’s 25 and Brooklyn is 20.

Yeah, this is gonna work out.

March 31, 2008 at 2:12 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Roddick

22Three Cheers for Prague!

Paris Hilton Scrape on Chin, Pictures, Photos

A million thanks to the Czech Republic, where Paris Hilton visited while tagging along with Benji Madden on the Good Charlotte tour.

Paris was sporting this scrape on her chin, after she supposedly fell while being swarmed with paparazzi after a show at the Congress Centre.

Whatever. I think one of the roadies finally had the balls to hit her with an upper-cut.

March 31, 2008 at 12:11 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Paris Hilton

9I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend


Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction:

Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.

Someone over at Star is getting FIRED.

March 31, 2008 at 12:02 am by Evil Beet