Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Titty Competition Is ON!

Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event...

Holy Titties!

Here’s a post-pregnancy Nicole Richie at the DCMA store opening in LA. She looks much older. And tired. I guess a baby will do that.

More Quotables

Well, my mother wouldn’t want to read this. But if you asked my girlfriends, they would tell you: “That boy loves to eat pussy.” And I am damn good at it. Counting Crows...

Wanna Hear Me on the Radio?

I had a blast at the Conway & Whitman show on 97.1 last night. Everyone at the studio was so sweet and easy to talk to, and we had a great time. Hopefully I’ll be making a return...

Quotables

“They call it “code 5150,” that means “psycho,” legally, fuckin bat-shit, certifiably. I’m outta my mind, believe-you-me. How’d I get this way? How...