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9I Just Don’t Know What to Make Fun of First

Kim Cattrall in Black Bikini on the Beach, Pictures, Photos

The sunglasses?

The bikini bottoms?

The gold shoes with a silver bag?

Life is full of difficult decisions, you guys.

To Kim Cattrall’s credit, she’s filming a scene for Sex and the City here, so it’s not like the wardrobe was her choice, but still. Awful, awful, awful.

January 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Kim Cattrall

18OMG My New Lesbian Girlfriend TOTALLY Had a Nose Job!

Blake Lively Totally Had a Nose Job, Before and After Pictures, Photos

I knew no one could be that beautiful naturally. I feel so much better about myself now.

What a difference a nose job makes!

Radar tracked down some before and after shots of Blake Lively, from Gossip Girl.

Yeah, homegirl totally had a nose job.

January 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Blake Lively

12Congratulations to Posh Spice!!

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Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.

“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.

Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.

“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.

Other celebs on the list:

• No. 2: Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”

• No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane.”

• No. 4: Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

January 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Victoria Beckham

11Tara Reid Does Not Have a Drinking Problem

Tara Reid Drunk, Pictures, Photos

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January 8, 2008 at 2:07 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tara Reid

37Well, There’s One Way to Boost Ratings

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Jamie-Lynn Spears’ Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, saw ratings double on Friday, for its hour-long season finale, after the 16-year-old announced that she was pregnant.

Hey, Miley Cyrus, you’d better hurry up and get your ass knocked up!

(This photo of Jamie is from July 2002 — she was just a baby not too long ago!!!)

January 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jamie-Lynn Spears

9Quotables

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“At least she is older than 16.”

George Clooney, when asked for his thoughts on the Nicole Kidman pregnancy.

January 8, 2008 at 12:15 pm by Evil Beet