Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is This the Emmys or the VMAs?

We have plenty of very qualified television writers around the blogosphere, and I'll leave the analysis of the Emmy ins and outs to them. Instead, I'd like to focus on a topic I hold dear to my heart: cussing.

On three separate occasions, the Emmy censors had to earn their paycheck by bleeping words out of the live broadcast. The first instance was Ray Romano, who joked about his former on-screen wife, Patricia Heaton, "f*&%ing" her new co-star, Kelsey Grammar. Emmy censors just cut away from the shot for awhile.

Sally Field noted that "if the mothers ruled the war, there would be no goddamn wars in the first place." You can say "damn," I think, but you can't bring God into it; she got bleeped.

And Katherine Heigl, ever a class act, greeted her Supporting Actress Emmy by mouthing the word "shit." She, too, got censored.

In happier news, there were no wardrobe malfunctions, and no washed-up rock stars beating each other up over a washed-up pin-up girl. So I guess we don't have to start airing the Emmys on MTV yet. I mean, Fox is bad enough.

/>We have plenty of very qualified television writers around the blogosphere, and I'll leave the analysis of the Emmy ins and outs to them. Instead, I'd like to focus on a topic I hold dear to my heart: cussing. On three separate occasions, the Emmy censors had to earn their paycheck by bleeping words out of the live broadcast. The first instance was Ray Romano, who joked about his former on-screen wife, Patricia Heaton, "f*&%ing" her new co-star, Kelsey Grammar. Emmy censors just cut away from...

The Juice is NOT Motherfucking Loose

OJ Simpson Arrested and Held in Jail without Bail OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!! Okay, sorry to go all Perez Hilton on you guys, but OJ SIMPSON IS IN MOTHERFUCKING JAIL!!! After his arrest on Sunday night, a judge ordered him to be held without bail. When do we get to see the mug shot????? Simpson was at the Clark County Detention Center on Sunday night for booking on two counts of ro...

Oh Fuck Yes: OJ Simpson Got His Ass Arrested

This motherfucker got away with a double homicide, and now they're gonna put him in jail for this shit.
Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson on Sunday amid an investigation into an alleged armed robbery at a hotel in Las Vegas, The charges he faces are unclear. Simpson was arrested at his room in the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, the source said.
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Holy Crap It’s the Mowry Sisters

mowrys.jpg They got invited to an Emmy lounge. What are they even doing these days? I feel like each of them should have like 4 kids by now. Have they done anything since Sister Sister? And wasn't that like 25 years ago? Weird. See, this is how the Olsen twins would have turned out if they weren't anorexic and drug-addicted: irrelevant. So the next time you try to tell Mary-Kate to eat something, you remember this. You remember what became of those healthy, well-adjusted Mowry girls....