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John Mayer and Cameron Diaz: Still On!

In truth, I can’t think of a relationship I care less about right now.

But for those of you who do care, they were spotted on yet another NYC date.

The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were “all over each other” and “super flirty” at the Bowery Hotel Friday night, an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, “were laughing and talking a lot” as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source.

Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. “It looked like a casual date,” said a source. “She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy.”

Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE, “Yes, it’s definitely true.”

This must be a really weird week for Jessica Simpson. I mean, the naked pictures of Vanessa “Bush” Minnillo hit the web on Friday, so that must have been pretty vindicating for her. But now her ex-boyfriend is running around town with Cameron Diaz, so that kind of sucks. And why do I spend so much time thinking about what Jessica Simpson must feel about everything? What is wrong with me?

Seth Rogen is Adorable

Seth Rogen at Knocked Up UK Premiere

The Knocked Up cutie showed up at the film’s UK premiere. Leslie Mann was there, but the rest of the cast — including troublemaker Katherine Heigl — was nowhere to be seen. But he’s such a cutie, I had to run these pictures.

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Justin Timberlake will fuck anything. But so will Jessica Biel. Must be why that relationship works so well. [Celebslam]

Woah. Kim Stewart really doesn’t look all that awesome in a bikini. In fact, I feel a whole lot better about myself right now. That, and I never fell off a motorcycle on a red carpet. [Drunken Stepfather]

You know, maybe we should start writing stories about the days that Pete Doherty doesn’t get arrested. [Celeb Warship]

Christina Aguilera is making good use of those pregnancy tits. [Fatback & Collards]

It’s Britney Spears’ real hair. (The kind on her head.) [Cityrag]

I am kind of obsessed with Mena Suvari’s new shaved head look. (Yes, it’s for a movie.) Doesn’t she look like a really adorable alien in these pics? [The Blemish]

Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys

Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys

The real question is: what isn’t Ryan Seacrest hosting these days?

Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Emmys. Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Super Bowl pre-game party. Ryan Seacrest is hosting American Idol. Ryan Seacrest is hosting on E! Ryan Seacrest is hosting his KIIS-FM radio show.

The only thing Ryan Seacrest still isn’t hosting is a girlfriend. I’d mention that I’m available for the position, if I thought it were available. But, I think he’s looking to fill a different position, if you know what I mean.

“Ryan Seacrest appeals to a broad audience, including the highly desirable young adult demographic, so he should serve as a magnet for attracting a diverse array of viewers to our Emmy telecast,” said Dick Askin, chairman and chief executive officer of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

Yeah, right. You could have Barney host the Emmys and it still wouldn’t attract a younger audience, guys. But it’s sweet of you to try.

But What I Really Want to do Is SING!

Singing Lindsay

Ok, so since Lindsay Lohan is pretty much uninsurable in the movie biz she has decided to give the whole “singer” thing another go.

I have to admit I did buy a few Lindsay Lohan singles off iTunes…but really for a dollar I would buy about anything. I have to stay away from those dollar stores or else I come home with 50 printed pot-holders and nowhere to put them.

Anyway, Lindsay has a lot to “write” about now. Unlike Kelly Clarkson who tried to write an angry deep album and kept pushing the fact that she had some dark angry times in her post-Idol life Lindsay has been passed around every bad boy in Hollywood, gone through a serious drug problem and his rehab three times. In the game of who has more dark times to write about she totally wins.

I’m really excited about this. Yes, that makes me feel a bit dirty.