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4So Where’s Brit?


Still at home. No word on who’s with her.

The LAPD have begun towing paparazzi vehicles because of resident complaints.

You know who doesn’t give a fuck?

The paparazzi. They’re not going anywhere. A good shot of Britney right now is worth waaaay more than it costs to get a vehicle out of the tow lot.

January 5, 2008 at 10:48 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

53Playing Nice for the Cameras

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at Palm Springs Film Festival

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron pose as a “couple” for the cameras at the Palm Springs Film Festival, where Zac is promoting Hairspray.

Don’t they both look thrilled?


That’s some hot sex waiting to happen. Hot, awkward, fumbling, unpleasant, hey-can-I-use-the-dildo-too?, not-happening sex.

January 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm by Evil Beet

6Taylor Hicks Sucks


Taylor Hicks has been dropped from his record label, just after Ruben Studdard was dropped from his.

Meanwhile, Chris Daughtry had the most popular album of the year and Jennifer Hudson won a damn Oscar.

Love him or hate him, SIMON COWELL IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

January 5, 2008 at 10:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Taylor Hicks

3Papa Spears in Tears at the Hospital

Britney Spears’ Father Dad Jamie Spears, Pictures, Photos

Man, this is a tough week for the Spears family.

People is reporting that Jamie Spears, Britney’s dad, broke into tears shortly after her discharge Saturday morning.

“Jamie was really upset,” a source tells People, “He was in tears. When he got to the house and realized the situation there, it broke him down.”

Dr. Phil McGraw – whom Jamie considers “a god,” the source says – advised her father while at the hospital. He told Spears that his daughter’s release was “one of the worst decisions that could have been made.”

January 5, 2008 at 5:58 pm by Evil Beet

4What Is Lynne Spears Doing in Louisiana?

Lynne Spears at Sister’s Grave in Louisiana

Lynne Spears was spotted in Louisiana, crying and laying flowers at the grave of her sister, Sandra Bridges Covington, who died of ovarian cancer almost a year ago, at the age of 59.

Awww. I know this is a staged photo op, but it sure is a good one.

Part of me wants to be all like, “Get your ass to LA and take care of your daughter, Lynne!”, but then part of me understands that, when you’re dealing with someone who doesn’t want help, sometimes the only thing you can do is take care of yourself. And sometimes that means staying far away. So maybe that’s what Lynne is doing. I mean, if you think this thing is a paparazzi circus now, imagine what it would be like if Lynne and preggers Jamie-Lynn were in the mix. She does have another child to take care of — one who seems to actually want her involved right now — so maybe that’s what she’s focusing on. I won’t fault her for that.

January 5, 2008 at 4:58 pm by Evil Beet

7Oh, So Now She Doesn’t Want the Paparazzi Around

It looks like Brit was getting ready to leave the house today — just hours after her release from the hospital — but turned around when she saw all the paps there. What, Britney? You didn’t think there would be paparazzi outside your house??? You’ve only spent the past few months posing for them every chance you get, and now that your mental breakdown is finally getting fun again, you expect them to disappear? It’s Britney’s world, folks. We just live in it.

Anyway, Brit supposedly left the hospital with her dad — her mom and sis are still in Kentwood, despite reports that Jamie-Lynn was at the hospital with Britney, and seriously what kind of bullshit must be going on there that they can’t come to LA to see Britney after her hospitalization? — and is now holed up at home, possibly with Luckiest Paparazzo Ever Adnan Ghalib. Sam Lutfi is supposedly driving around LA looking for Britney, as he doesn’t trust this Adnan dude with her. We don’t trust you with her either, Sam!

K-Fed hasn’t left his house all day — he’s holed up at home with his sons.

January 5, 2008 at 4:38 pm by Evil Beet