From her website:
No reality show!
I WAS considering….. Only to promote and have people see what it’s like to create a show and be on stage starring in a big Vegas production.-(probably not happening anymore) not my family life. (Never my kids) I have to make a lot of big decisions. The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets- Just living such a huge dream….I’m blessed. So many options. I can’t complain. I can be confused.
So there you have it.
I guess she gives a shit about this marriage.
December 13, 2007 at 5:16 pm by Evil Beet
To to 2:25.
Just go there.
Because Tori does.
Thanks to Michael K at DListed for the heads-up!
December 13, 2007 at 5:11 pm by Evil Beet
The whole thing will debut on 20/20 tonight.
It’s that relevant.
This looks a lot better than the “Gimme More” video, but still not great. I’ll reserve judgment until I see the whole thing, though.
December 13, 2007 at 5:06 pm by Evil Beet
I’d be lying if I told you guys I didn’t feel the teensiest bit bad about this.
I mean, what has Marcia Cross ever done to me?
Oh, right: Seasons 3 through 5 of Desperate Housewives.
These are private pictures, supposedly taken by her husband Tom.
Listen, people: NEVER LET ANYONE TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!
Anyway, we have her vagina after the jump. It’s NSFW. Because it’s a vagina. And you’re not supposed to be looking at vaginas at work. Unless you and your boss have a special arrangement. In which case, you need to ask for a raise.
December 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm by Evil Beet
Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.
That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.
Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.
Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.
What the fuck kind of name is Plies?
I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.
December 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm by Evil Beet
Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.
Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.
The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.
Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.
On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.