Before any of you get all angry at me for saying such a lascivious, defamatory thing, I mean Ke$ha’s ‘Blow.’ Not that it makes it any better if you don’t know who Keenan Cahill is, but if you do? You’re probably wicked pleased.
If you’re still not clued in as to who Keenan is, here’s a brief synopsis: he’s a YouTube star. Probably the funniest YouTube star to emerge since Rebecca Black (I mean, she WAS supposed to be funny, right, that whole thing WAS a joke, wasn’t it?). Keenan has some kind of rare genetic disorder that results in dwarf-like appearance. He’s a funny, adorable teenager, and his lip-syncing antics on YouTube have garnered him some pretty national fame.
In short, he’s awesome and hilarious, and I positively DARE you not to crack up at least once during this video.
“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at a residence in the 1300 block of Pleasant Meadow Drive. According to the caller, 21-year-old Amber L. Portwood was depressed and threatening to end her life. The victim, who did not appear to be injured, was transported to a local medical facility for further evaluation. An Anderson police source also confirms that the call was not made by Amber at her home, but by “a relative” at a different location, who advised the authorities to check on Amber. A source told Star [magazine] that the mother of Amber’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, Gary Shirley, made the phone call …