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Love It or Leave It: Christina Aguilera Gets Chopped, Photoshopped, and Taken Down a Peg or Two

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Christina Aguilera is photographed for the cover of W magazine, looking everything that she’s been avoiding lately: pale, sober, makeup-less, and naked. Here’s another shot:

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My opinion? Despite the obvious Photoshop, this is the look that Christina needs to be going for.

What’s your verdict – do we like the more demure (and decidedly smaller-faced) version of Christina, or are we still digging on the bright red lips, platinum baloney curls, and heavy foundation?

Images courtesy of Cele|bitchy

Keenan Cahill Does ‘Blow’

Before any of you get all angry at me for saying such a lascivious, defamatory thing, I mean Ke$ha’s ‘Blow.’ Not that it makes it any better if you don’t know who Keenan Cahill is, but if you do? You’re probably wicked pleased.

If you’re still not clued in as to who Keenan is, here’s a brief synopsis: he’s a YouTube star. Probably the funniest YouTube star to emerge since Rebecca Black (I mean, she WAS supposed to be funny, right, that whole thing WAS a joke, wasn’t it?). Keenan has some kind of rare genetic disorder that results in dwarf-like appearance. He’s a funny, adorable teenager, and his lip-syncing antics on YouTube have garnered him some pretty national fame.

In short, he’s awesome and hilarious, and I positively DARE you not to crack up at least once during this video.

Breaking: Amber Portwood Tries to Commit Suicide

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According to sources at Radar Online:

“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at a residence in the 1300 block of Pleasant Meadow Drive. According to the caller, 21-year-old Amber L. Portwood was depressed and threatening to end her life. The victim, who did not appear to be injured, was transported to a local medical facility for further evaluation. An Anderson police source also confirms that the call was not made by Amber at her home, but by “a relative” at a different location, who advised the authorities to check on Amber. A source told Star [magazine] that the mother of Amber’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, Gary Shirley, made the phone call …

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