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16Britney Gets a Flat Tire, Rescued by Paps

Britney Spears Gets a Flat Tire, Pictures, Photos

This shit doesn’t happen to anyone but Britney Spears.

Brit’s back in LA, and managed to get a flat tire. I guess she continued driving, and was eventually stopped by the police, who were like, “Uh, dude, you can’t drive like that,” so she hitched a ride home with some paparazzi dude from X17.

She left her house again, 20 minutes later, and headed for the Four Seasons.

Can anyone ID the CD in her hand?

January 8, 2008 at 5:07 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

8I’m In Vegas and I’m Not Even Sure Why


I’m at the MGM Grand right now, heading out to JET. If you told me this morning that I would end the day in Vegas, I would have informed you of your generally weak grasp on reality.

And, yet, here I am. In Las Vegas. On a Monday night.

Life is weird like that. Weird and wonderful.

Posting will resume when it resumes. When it does resume, feel free to poke fun at my spelling and grammar. You guys know how much fun it is when I blog after I get back from the bars.

Love you guys tons.


January 8, 2008 at 1:13 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: MGMT

9Not Everyone Thinks Jon Stewart’s So Great


WGA members are protesting outside The Daily Show studios.

Stop the insanity!

January 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jon Stewart

256First Pics of Jamie-Lynn Spears Since Pregnancy Announcement!

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnancy Baby Bump Pictures, Photos


Tragically, she’s wearing a big ole sweatshirt, so you can’t see the bump, but there does appear to be some weight gain here.

These pics were taken on Friday, the same day Brit was admitted to the hospital with a raging case of crazy.

Jamie’s carrying a GED study book — looks like someone’s looking to skip out on the rest of high school.

January 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jamie-Lynn Spears

9Nicole Kidman Pregnancy Confirmed!!


Those denials were such a joke.

Nicole is pregnant with Keith Urban’s baby.

Her rep tells Extra, “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.”


January 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm by Evil Beet

17Courtney Love Weighs in on the Britney Spears Insanity


Courtney’s theory: Adderal.

From her blog, on Friday:


man was that truly neccessary? Poor thing, i didnt need to see all that fecal matter on the walls but Thaliens at Cedars is obviously loads nicer than Bellevue- shes takingt far too much adderol, thats what ive heard and what appears to be the issue to me wich is by the way none of my fucking business.or ours.
I hope she gets a smoke soon, they dont let you smoke for 72 hours on a 5150, its blows for her, and i feel bad for her , really really bad for her- i came in as an outsiderso i didnt come in as a sweetheart, its slightly easier for me, i was never a good girl,l its still sucks ass, but oh whatever….nevermind.bless i hope people stop hurting on her.

I like how she can properly spell “fecal” but not “which.” Think on that one, kids.

January 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm by Evil Beet