On discovering there’s life outside of Russell Brand’s jaunty little penis:
“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”
It’s an “intense viewpoint”? It’s not, you know, the point of view that most people both locally and internationally have? Interesting. Katy Perry outwits me every damned time.
On nationalizing health care:
“I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.”
How her faith made her boobs so big:
“I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!”
Apparently God ignored her pleas on that one.
And he’s not going to be pleased with her new alien obsession, either:
“Oh my God. When it [History Channel specials] talks about the sky people , how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”
Gah, Katy Perry, what’s next, Scientology?