Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Really Hope This Song’s Not About Justin Bieber or I Might Barf

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But it’s probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it’s PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.

This is Selena Gomez‘s latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It’s heavily influenced by Britney’s bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn’t be too bad if it weren’t for the fact that it’s not Britney singing it.

Selena Gomez is a sweet little girl and all, but there’s only one Britney, jeez. Rip someone like Madonna off, why don’t you girl.

What do you guys think?

Pink and Her New Family is Adorable

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Look, it’s Pink and Carey Hart and their positively adorable new baby (sort of pictured, but not, really) getting some caffeinated treats at a local coffee place.

Pink is looking fabulous – and normal, if you’ve ever seen anyone aside from Gisele Bundchen pregnant – post-pregnancy, and it’s apparent that she’s breastfeeding, ’cause THOSE SUCKERS ARE HUGE.

Congratulations to the new family – I can’t wait to see pictures of this little doll!

Morning Wood

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Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie’s bum? [The Superficial]

The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip]

This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip]

Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse]

Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK]

Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba]

An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po]

Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments. [CDL]

Ashton Kutcher does more modeling. [Caught on Set]

Brad Pitt IS really hot again. [Cele|bitchy]

Crystal Harris was going to ditch Hef at the altar for $500k. [The Blemish]

Just call her “meatwad”: Nicole Scherzinger’s upskirt disaster. [Celebrity Rant]

Is Goldie Hawn finally coming back to TV? [ICYDK]