Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan: Still in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Smoking Outside Cirque Lodge Rehab in Utah I love it when we get new shots of Lindsay at the Cirque Lodge (where Richie Sambora joined her this weekend) because I'm just so happy that she's still at the Cirque Lodge. Maybe -- just maybe -- this girl is actually going to get her shit together for real. And I'm in no rush to have her back out partying anymore. Between OJ and Britney, I'm plenty busy. And by the time Britney actually manages to take her mental health seriously and check into rehab for real, I'm confident Hayden Panettiere...

Britney’s Bodyguard: Britney is a REALLY BAD MOM

Alli Sims, Britney Spears and Bodyguard Tony Barretto, Picture, Photo Ugh, I can't even deal with all of this (so I don't know how the hell Britney's coping), but Britney's former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, spoke to News of the World about her frightening, drug-addicted behavior. This is after he agreed to testify against Britney in the recent custody hearing. I really don't understand the legality of this -- didn't Britney make him sign an NDA? I understand that may not prevent him from speaking in court, but shouldn't it prevent him from speaking to the media? Ho...

Happy Couple?

Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons Leaving Koi, Picture, Photo Kimora Lee Simmons and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou hurried past the photogs this weekend after leaving Koi. Kimora recently divorced Russell Simmons, who she'd been dating since she was a teenager. I don't know much about this woman, but every time I see her in an interview I'm like "Oh my God that woman is such a pain in the ass." Maybe Djimon's just bad-ass enough that she's nice to him. Anyway, he's a total hottie, which is the main reason I'm running this pic. Photo credit: Buzz Foto...

Hey George Clooney, You See What Happens When You Get a Girlfriend Who’s Not Me?

George Clooney and Girlfriend Sarah Larson, Pictures, Photos, Kissing From the AP: George Clooney and a companion were injured on Friday when their motorcycle collided with a car on a narrow road across the Hudson River from New York City. Clooney suffered a broken rib and scrapes while his passenger, Sarah Larson, broke her foot in the 3:30 p.m. collision. The two were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen and released. George was in the NYC area filming Burn After Reading, co-starring Brad Pitt, who's kind of like his other girlfri...

Hey, Hey, I Wanna Be a Pop Star

This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback's "I Wanna Be a Rock Star." I laughed out loud. I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken with the "needs more cowbell" quote. People don't talk about that SNL sketch enough. I'm convinced it's about the funniest thing that's ever been on TV. So I've included it here, so you can all enjoy it. Thanks Heidi! /> This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback's "I Wanna Be a Rock Star." I laughed out loud. I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken with the "needs more cowbell" quote. People don't talk about that SNL sketch enough. I'm convinced it's about the funniest thing that's ever been on TV. So I've included it here, so you can all enjoy it. Thanks Heidi!...