38Mr. Spears Isn’t So Psyched That His 16-Year-Old Daughter Is Knocked Up and Her Mother’s Selling the Story to the Tabs
Mr. Jamie Spears is said to be “furious” about Jamie-Lynn and Lynne Spears’ decision to sell the story of Jamie-Lynn’s pregnancy to the tabs.
“He put his foot down and refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children,’” a source tells Us magazine. “Lynne didn’t care.” Jamie is “devastated” by the news, says the source. He’s “extremely depressed” and “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.”
When you think about it, though, the tabs were going to find out eventually — why not just come clean about it and score some dough for the kid?
I wanna give Jamie-Lynn a hard time about this, but, speaking as me rather than as Evil Beet, I’m sure this was a heart-wrenching decision for her and I give her mad props for going through with the pregnancy, and I wish her all the luck in the world. I hope her father ends up supporting her. I hope she doesn’t wind up like her sister.
December 19, 2007 at 2:21 pm by Evil Beet
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!
JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT.
You don’t matter today, Heidi, or ever.
Says Montag,”We’re just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend…” as Pratt interjects without mockery, “…when our relationship was flawless.”
So where is Montag’s engagement ring? “I turned it into a pendant,” she says. “It wasn’t my dream ring. I don’t like what it represents. I might sell it.”
How very Carrie Bradshaw of you.
Also: this photo is so ridiculously airbrushed.
December 19, 2007 at 2:10 pm by Evil Beet
Guests of the five-star establishment are fed up with all the unwanted attention drawn to their usually relaxing digs; an entrance swarming with feeding paparazzi is not exactly inviting. On top of that, the spectacle that is Britney has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous that the hotel no longer desires to host her.
Brit’s also been banned from the Chateau Marmont.
Try the Motel 6, sweetie. They like your type around there.
December 19, 2007 at 2:05 pm by Evil Beet
The immensely talented comedian died ten years ago yesterday.
(Am I really that old? Jesus. And how rude is it that Chris Farley is ten years dead and all I can think about is how old that makes me? Why must everything be about me? I’m an awful person.)
Anyway, The Post ran a nice article commemorating his finest moments.
WE MISS YOU, CHRIS!
December 19, 2007 at 11:15 am by Evil Beet
I kid, I kid.
No one wants to see Patti LaBelle naked. I’d launch my own “I’d Rather Go Naked Than See Patti LaBelle Naked” retaliatory campaign.
It was a party for Mary J’s new album.
But man that’s a lot of dead animal.
December 19, 2007 at 11:04 am by Evil Beet
I was chatting with a friend last night about — what else? — celebrity sex tapes, and we went back and forth about who Oprah needs to make a sex tape with. The final decision?
Anyway, Denzel recently donated $1M to Wiley College in Marshall, Texas, to help the school re-establish its once-famous debate team.
The actor was in Marshall last week to screen The Great Debaters, the story of Wiley’s 1930s debate team. He stars as educator and poet Melvin Tolson, who led the all-black college’s elite debate squad.
You might even call them “Master Debaters.” Heh heh heh.
The film is produced by Harpo films and directed by Denzel himself. Check out the trailer above, and Oprah talking about the film below. So at least Denzel and Oprah are collaborating on some film, even if it’s not a sex tape.