Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she’s not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she’d only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn’t even matter. So basically, today the judge was like “ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you’re cool with that, then you can booze it up to your heart’s content. Hey, you can even shoot up if you feel like it, we’re not going to know.” Cute story, huh?
But I don’t want to get into how ridiculous Lindsay’s whole long, sordid affair with the legal system is – I just thought you might like an update – because my real interest is in her court clothes. For real, this girl picks the worst things to wear to court. I think today’s outfit is the best so far though, by a long shot. However, I would like to start a discussion about ladies with larger busts wearing button-ups. Is there a way to do it without that awkward gap that Lindsay has going on?