Marie Osmond gives us her theory of why she passed the fuck out on live TV yesterday.
“Right at the beginningâ€¦ I started getting light-headed. And the only thing I could think of [is] I have allergies, there’s almost half a million people being evacuated, the air quality is terrible — and I just couldn’t get my breath.”
I still think she was crash-dieting.
October 23, 2007 at 1:07 pm by Evil Beet
Hopefully she’ll do well on Dancing with the Stars.
Because I don’t see great things for this Spice Girls comeback after the first single was released.
October 23, 2007 at 12:52 pm by Evil Beet
In case you haven’t heard about it yet, you can read about Halle Berry and her Jewgate here. Basically, she went on Leno, showed some Photoshopped picture of herself with a really big nose, and said it looked like her “Jewish cousin.” (The “Jewish” part was removed from the broadcast at Berry’s request.)
As a member of the Tribe, I get to give people passes for shit like this. And I’m giving Halle Berry a pass. I really don’t think she meant to be offensive.
Even the Jews over at Page Six went easy on her:
Berry, 41, who sounded like she was near tears, told Page Six last night: “I so didn’t mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did.”
The gorgeous actress, who is 4Â½ months pregnant with her first child, by boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, said, “What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.”
Berry, who even offered to call Page Six’s source and apologize in person, said, “It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself. There was a picture where I said I looked like Monica Lewinsky and one where I said I looked like Jay. It was just supposed to be a silly segment. I am so sorry, and I apologize.”
Anyway, I think she’s genuinely sorry, and, you know what, Jewish noses are funny sometimes. If Jerry Seinfeld had made that call, you would have laughed.
You’re still okay in my book, Halle.
October 23, 2007 at 12:45 pm by Evil Beet
After audiences spent weeks grappling with the Sopranos finale in June, creator David Chase finally gives us his opinion.
“The pathetic thing â€” to me â€” was how much they wanted HIS blood, after cheering him on for eight years,” he says of the audience members who wanted to see Tony whacked.
And as for all the theories? “There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,’” he says. A.J. will “probably be a low-level movie producer. But he’s not going to be a killer like his father, is he? Meadow may not become a pediatrician or even a lawyer … but she’ll learn to operate in the world in ways that Carmela never did. It’s not ideal. It’s not what the parents dreamed of. But it’s better than it was.”
And as for the blackout at the end?
“Originally, I didn’t want any credits at all,” says Chase. “I just wanted the black screen to go the length of the credits â€” all the way to the HBO `whoosh’ sound. But the Directors Guild wouldn’t give us a waiver.”
October 23, 2007 at 12:32 pm by Evil Beet
The absolutely stunning Megan Fox walks the red carpet at the Hollywood Film Festival’s 11th Annual Hollywood Awards.
I can’t even remember that one movie she did once, but who cares?
She’s so purty.
October 23, 2007 at 11:48 am by Evil Beet
When I saw the thumbnail of this picture on WireImage, I was like, “Oh, that’s so sweet. Guiliana DePandi’s walking the red carpet with a Downs Syndrome girl.”
Tragically, this is a Biore exec.
At the Biore Uncover Discover Event in NYC.