1) I don’t give a shit about Desperate Housewives of NYC.
2) SplashNews already kind of hates me for consistently stealing their “exclusives.” When I do it, I get condescending voicemails from them like, “My darling Evil Beet, we really need to chat about your behavior recently …” and
3) My ad sales team thoroughly hates me because they can’t find people who want their ads to run on my “porn” site.
In light of all these factors, we are not hosting the uncensored Alex McCord naked photos on the site. You can, however, view them here. They are very NSFW. I can, like, practically lick her labia across my computer screen.
Oh, and also, did anyone else notice how this woman is totally not at all attractive from the neck up? She kind of reminds me of Ann Coulter.
April 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Victoria Beckham and her sons, Romeo and Cruz, getting some ice cream at The Grove.
Mmmm, ice cream sounds really yummy right now.
You guys wanna know what I ate today?
Okay, so I got up this morning and, before heading to work around 11 am, I ate half of a roast beef sandwich left over from last night. Then I got to work and was like, “Hm, I’m still hungry.” So I go down to the cafeteria thinking maybe I’ll have a nice apple or something. I leave with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and an oversized peanut butter cookie. And then on my way back to my office I pass the office of a lady who always has this big bowl of chocolate candy on her desk. And I’ve never met her, but I decide to pop in and ask if I can have some of the chocolate. She says sure, so I take a Twix bar and a bag of M&Ms. I then get two Cherry Cokes from the free soda machine. Lastly, I return to my office, and consume all of these things in the space of like 10 minutes.
And now I want some ice cream.
I am so, so disgusting.
April 23, 2008 at 2:11 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s a first listen to Fergie’s “Labels or Love,” the theme song for the upcoming SATC movie.
It kind of plays on the original theme song. Except that the original theme song is way, way, way better. Namely, because Fergie isn’t singing over it. Wow, this song really sucks. It’s nauseating. I’m listening to it as I write this, and I just hate it on all new levels as it continues. Okay, I’m muting my computer now. I can’t handle any more. Listen at your own risk, you guys.
Everything about this film is going to be a disaster. Mark my words.
April 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm by Evil Beet
“We quickly moved in together and played house. It was idyllic. I was so selfish. I liked to drink, and I had a drug problem, and that didn’t jibe with Sarah Jessica, because it is the furthest thing from what she is. She provided me a home and understanding. She tried to help me. She was so miffed when I didn’t get my act together … I was making money. I was mercurial and recklessly undisciplined and, for the most part, I was happily anesthetized. Sarah Jessica would pull me out of a hangover, and we’d go pick out furniture together. She is a force of nature! … I was in love with Sarah Jessica, and love clearly was not enough. I was meant to move on. And, after some heartache, she was meant to find her home with a great star. [Matthew Broderick] is a lot more gifted and grounded than I ever was. They have a great kid.”
Robert Downey, Jr., on his relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker to Parade magazine.
April 23, 2008 at 12:30 pm by Evil Beet
Not a Kristin Cavallari, not a Heidi Montag, not even a Bai Ling or a Phoebe Price. No one else wants to be associated with this trainwreck.
Just the Kardashians.
It’s nice to see there’s still one family in this town willing to stand behind a misogynistic, drug-addicted rapist.
April 23, 2008 at 12:18 pm by Evil Beet
The gruesome twosome celebrated two months of paparazzi-courting bliss last night at the after party for the Kanye West show, at GOA.
Also there: Lauren Conrad and Frankie Delgado, Brittny Gastineau and Wilmer Valderrama.