Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dannielynn Arrives in the U.S.

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Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead arrived in the United States this morning, with her father, Larry Birkhead, who recently had the baby’s last name legally changed. (Interestingly, he didn’t remove the “Marshall” part of the name — a reference to Anna Nicole’s late billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall — perhaps to give the little girl a leg up in obtaining some of the Marshall fortune).

After a brief stop in Florida this morning, Dannielynn and Larry continued to Louisville, Larry’s hometown. Larry was reportedly teary-eyed as they said goodbye to the Bahamas, Anna’s final resting place. Dannielynn — can we come up with a nickname for this kid soon? That name is really a hassle to type — was in great spirits and warranted smiles from the customs agents.

An Evil Beet Shout-Out

Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world’s greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the earrings you sent, but absolutely nothing is as cool as what T got me. Thank you, Miss Evil T, I love you so very much and am so very grateful to have friends like you in my life.

Giselle Splits from Victoria’s Secret

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She may have the body of an angel, but model Gisele Bunchen is nobody’s sweetheart when it comes to salary negotiations. Gisele will no longer be the “lead angel” for Victoria’s Secret, reports Page Six, because they failed to increase her $5 million per year salary. Her sister confirmed to a Brazilian website that talks had broken off.

“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic,” said an inside source. “Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”

Hey, at least Victoria’s Secret didn’t knock Gisele up before they dumped her. Bundchen, who was linked for several years with Leonardo DiCaprio, is now dating football star Tom Brady, who left pregnant girlfriend Bridget Moynahan to get into the ex-angel’s panties.

Looking Great Kate!

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I am a little obsessed with Kate Bosworth. I got very upset last year when she got shockingly thin because she is a lovely girl. Of the young actress set she is very talented and it seems that after her upsetting breakup with Orlando Bloom she fianlly looks happy in a picture! She still is thin in this pic but finally looks healthy.

Is This the New “It” Couple?

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz seem to be the new hot “Young Hollywood” couple. Checking out some pics on Wireimage you can see…

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Host a Party at Angels and Kings – April 30, 2007
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Sighting in Midtown Manhattan – April 30, 2007
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That day Pete Wentz was also on TRL. People are obsessed with this weird couple and to be perfectly honest I think that they are just weird.

I guess its is the combo of too much plastic surgery, tanning and eyeliner that is making the crowds go wild. To me they seem like one of those boring couples that likes to talk about how cool indie bands are, smoke weed and wear eachother’s pants.

American Doll Posse Drops Today

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I mean, for the eight of you who haven’t already downloaded it since it leaked a couple weeks ago, or who haven’t caught the free streaming version on Tori’s MySpace page, today’s the day you are fully entitled to spend money for this album! WOO HOO!!

In typical superfuckingcrazy Tori-style, the album revolves around the voices of four separate women: Santa, Clyde, Pip and Isabel. And to put a modern spin on the superfuckingcraziness, Tori has given all four of these women blogs. On four different blogging platforms. Including Tagworld. I know, I know. And if that alone makes your head kind of explode, you should try actually reading them.

Pip: http://pipolitics.livejournal.com/
Clyde: http://clydespeaks.blogspot.com/
Santa: http://www.myspace.com/iampossesanta
Isabel: http://www.tagworld.com/isabeldocuments

To celebrate the release of ADP, Tori will be performing tonight at a secret location in NYC’s Times Square from 7-9pm. If you’re one of the first 80 people to purchase ADP from Barnes and Noble Union Square location, you’ll get admission for one to the event.