Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Look, Everyone, Lindsay Got A Job!

See, house arrest is not only tons of fun, it’s also super lucrative!

Our girl Lindsay has, once again, managed to make lemons out of lemonade. As you can see in this dazzling advertisement above, Lindsay is pumping up, a pretty sketchy looking penny auction site, and you know what she got in return?  Yeah, we don’t either.  All we know is that the company offered Lindsay $25,000, she said no, and then they “came to terms for an undisclosed amount.”  Oh, and Lindsay got a $10,000 credit for the site, so I guess she’s going to own all of the things soon (seriously, right now you can get a laptop for ten cents, can someone explain this shadiness to me?).

You know, I think that any time now we can stop employing Lindsay Lohan, especially when we’re trying to teach her a lesson. That’s why she never learns, get it?

Afternoon Delight

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Paris Hilton got dumped again. [The Superficial]

Ryan Dunn‘s passenger revealed. [Bitten and Bound]

The cast of Glee is going to be entirely different next season. [Starpulse]

Lupe Fiasco is officially an idiot. [Bossip]

Tracy Morgan tries to salvage his reputation with the gay community. [Rumor Fix]

Now EVERYONE wants to talk about Megan Fox’s Transformers departure. [Socialite Life]

Last scenes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. [Caught on Set]

Ryan Dunn was apparently drunk when he wrecked his car, as if that’s supposed to be some sort of surprise. [Yeeeah]

Steven Spielberg ruined Megan Fox. [The Blemish]

Because you need to know who Charlie Siem is. [OMGBlog]

Last night’s Bachelorette recap. [The Frisky]

Angelina Jolie gets wasted. [Cele|bitchy]

What does Evangeline Lilly have to do with The Hobbit? [LA Times]

Pop divas at their worst. [OMGBlog]