After making out at NYC’s Rose Bar on Monday night, Lance and Ashley (Lashley?) hooked up again late Tuesday night at the Waverley Inn (where Lance was hanging out with Owen Wilson, who probably has no business being in a bar right now).
I just picture Lance Armstrong’s aging ass being all like, “Hey, baby doll, will you give me a little head tonight? Just suck it for a little while?” And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying “You got it, dude!”
November 1, 2007 at 6:06 am by Evil Beet
Check out this hilarious video of Ellen dancing to my personal fave song from Brit’s new CD: “Toy Soldier.”
This is just too cute!
November 1, 2007 at 1:10 am by Evil Beet
The WGA’s contract expired at midnight tonight, and they were unable to agree on a new contract.
Basically, writers want more money from DVD and Internet sales, and the studios don’t want to give them that.
The writers are meeting at the LA Convention Center on Thursday night to discuss their next move, which may be a strike.
“The writers guild has two weapons,” says an LA entertainment lawyer. “One is a strike, the other is the threat of a strike. It has no reason to toss that weapon away without using it for a bit.”
If they do strike, the programming that would be most impacted is talk shows, which will probably have to go to reruns until this is all worked out.
Okay. Now you can talk about this with your coworkers today and sound like you’re so L.A.
Back to drunk celebs.
November 1, 2007 at 12:09 am by Evil Beet
After hearing about his little racist rant, A&E, the network that airs his TV show, released the following statement:
“We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”
They probably don’t want to take the same heat NBC took after those Don Imus comments.
Way to go, A&E!
October 31, 2007 at 4:59 pm by Evil Beet
Is this Heath Ledger’s Halloween costume?
It’s certainly scary!
The former Mr. Michelle Williams wanders around NYC on Tuesday, ostensibly in search of someone in a Courtney Love outfit.
October 31, 2007 at 3:32 pm by Evil Beet
It was about time we got another celeb racist rant on tape!!! Nice to know this sort of behavior is still alive and kicking. And here I was worried we were making progress in this world.
Listen to a portion of a phone conversation between Dog and his son, Tucker. Dog doesn’t want Tucker’s girlfriend, Monique, who is black, to be around because they say “nigger” in the house, and he doesn’t want that getting into the tabs and ruining his career. He claims they don’t mean it in a derogatory way, it’s just what they call black people.
I like calling my little sister “Cacaface.” It’s just what I like to call her. I mean it as a term of endearment, not in a derogatory way. I do not actually believe her head is made of caca. She’s a very bright, girl, it turns out. But she doesn’t like it. It hurts her feelings. She expressed that fact, and, as a result, I stopped calling her “Cacaface.” When I see her, I still think: “Cacaface.” But what I actually say is “Allie.”
Rather than tell your son to get a new girlfriend, maybe just stop saying “nigger.” Is it some sort of verbal tic? No, not for you. So just stop saying it. Jackass.
Here’s the real question: who leaked the tape? Did his son sell him out?
Listen to it here.
Update: There’s a much longer version of the audio here.