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Yes Of Course Pam Anderson’s Marrying Rick Salomon

Pamela Anderson is Marrying Rick Salomon in Las Vegas Okay: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Jesus Christ, Pam, your first two hasty marriages worked out so well. And Rick Salomon is SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER. HOW COULD THIS NOT WORK OUT???? Yeah, so Pam Anderson and Rick "One Night in Paris" Salomon applied for a marriage certificate in Las Vegas. Rick was also briefly married to Shannen Doherty, but that didn't work out so hot, since he spent the majority of their 9-month marriage trying to talk Paris Hilton into...

Just. Because.

You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever. So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God, I love this song." And then I was happy for like two minutes, and that was nice. (Love you, Anna!) />You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever. So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God,...

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Seem to Realize That Bathroom Stalls Have Doors

mariah.jpg From R&M: Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1's Music Cares event, invaded the ladies' room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: "One of the bodyguards said to us, 'If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.'  " What the fuck? Was she using a urinal? Was she going to pee in the sink? Or was she seriously worried that these women were going to get down on the...

Ah, Yes, Now I Know What We’ve Been Missing Around Here the Past Couple Months: An Eating-Disorder Tell-All

Britney Snow Had an Eating Disorder and Cut Herself Thank you, Brittany Snow. "It kind of progressed into this thing where I needed to always be dieting and losing weight and more weight," she says in an interview. "It became my life and I didn't have any friends and this was definitely my best friend and I held on to it really tight." At 85 pounds, she says, "I knew that was a really low number and I knew that my hair was falling out and I had really weird skin. My face looked really weird and I was getting this fuzz on my face and I ...