Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yup, Kim Kardashian Actually Has a Television Series

Kim Kardashian at the Premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians It's called "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and it premieres October 14 on E! The series is, I suppose, about Kim and her less-attractive sisters. Yup, Kimmy totally swam on the right side of that gene pool. The premiere party was held Tuesday night at the Pacific Design Center in LA. Bruce Jenner was there, along with Kim's BFF Brittny Gastineau, but Brody Jenner was conspicuously absent. In fact, it doesn't look like he's really a part of the show. Hmmm. I wonder why that is. I ...

Keifer Sutherland Will Serve Way Less Jail Time Than He Should For a FOURTH Goddamn DUI

Keifer Sutherland to Do Jail Time for Fourth DUI Ugh. The show's star agreed to serve 30 days for driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit of .08 percent, as well as 18 days for violating his probation for a 2004 drunken driving case, according to court records. The actor was not in the courtroom and his attorney, Blair Berk, entered the plea agreement. A second misdemeanor charge, driving under the influence, was dropped. The charges stemmed from a traffic stop in Los Angeles last month. As part of the arrangeme...

Man, I Go to a Movie for Two Hours and Britney Spears Has to Get Fingerprinted

Britney Spears To Be Booked and Fingerprinted for Hit and Run This is truly a 24-hour job. I went to a screening for Elizabeth: The Golden Age this afternoon (which, by the way, co-stars Abbie Cornish, the Australian temptress with whom Ryan Phillippe cheated on Reese Witherspoon, and it pains me to know that movie critic after movie critic will review this film without even mentioning that very salient fact). Anyway, the film was incredible. I loved the first one, and this one was every bit as good. The dresses and hair were amazing. I've decided I'm ...

David Hasselhoff is Waaaaay Off the Wagon

David Hasselhoff is Drinking Again From the National Enquirer: The 55-year-old actor has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to a Los Angeles hospital to detox on Oct. 8, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports in its new issue. "David does so well staying sober and then something kicks in and he's back drinking," a close source told the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Weak and trembling, David was readmitted to Cedar Sinai Medical Center, where doctors began the detox process. "He looked awful when they brought him in," ...