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10BritneyGate Never Sleeps

On tomorrow’s docket? Brit Spears losing the kids? Maybe.

From our friends at the tiny news gathering called The Associated Press:

“(AP) — As Britney Spears was reportedly checking out of a drug rehabilitation center for the second time in a week, her estranged husband was making plans to go to court amid a custody dispute over their two children.

Kevin Federline and his lawyer were scheduled to appear at a downtown courthouse Thursday for an emergency hearing, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

“Our best information is he will be here; she won’t,” said Parachini. “But anything is possible.”

Yes, anything is possible. Brit could parachute in from an Army helicopter. She could show up selling her extra needles. The kids may have already been sold to Madonna.

There is no limit to the crazy train, just hop on board and pray the dining car opens soon.

February 21, 2007 at 9:42 pm by Spiteful Lars

6My American Idol

Ok tonight I was impressed by Jordin, Melinda, Lakisha, and my personal favorite Sabina Sloan!

Some girls really tried to hard or picked really stupid songs. I have no idea what Nicole Tranquillo was doing I guess it was vocally difficult but seemed like she was faking her way through it.

I agree with Randy that this year the girls really are wayyyy more talented than the boys. If there is a year to put more girls into the Top 12…this is the year to do it.

The Beet will give you a better overview of the show. I just needed to get a shout out to SABRINA!!!!! It is really funny right now Fox 5 is doing a special on Antonella Barbara and her “dirty side.” Awesome, way to kill her chances Fox News.

February 21, 2007 at 7:55 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: American Idol

8The Meth-Faced Barton Sister

Who knew she had a sister? Anyway, if you care Mischa Barton’s sister, Hania, 19, is in rehab. I hope she is staying there cause this girl has crazy addict eyes. Woah.

I guess back in the day she wanted to be a rock star. Looks like she skipped the rock star part and just went onto the washed up addict phase. Smart. She’s part of the messed up young Hollywood set. Gosh without her and Linsday Lohan who are they going to turn to for leadership?

All of these drugged out pics, including the one above and the ones on Perez Hilton come off the CobraSnake website. Check out some great photos of hipster douchebags. CobraSnake is the same dude who is the “mentor” or whatever to poor little rich girl Cory Kennedy. For those who need a laugh check out her bizarre blog. I guess for a while he just liked following her around and called her is “intern” which I guess is photographer speak for f-buddy. This guy seems to have a great track record with young girls. Hania, allegedly was a fixture at the same kind of parties as Cory.

Somehow I think people should get in trouble for throwing parties for strung-out underage girls. This “Hollywood Scene” seems to just be getting dangerous for these young girls. Seriously.

Rehab. So hot right now. Rehab.

February 21, 2007 at 7:04 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Mischa Barton

35Rumer Willis and Pete Wentz?

Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has entered into a comparatively age-appropriate hook-up with Pete Wentz, reports The Sun. The two were spotted holding each other’s hands — and then some — at Hollywood hotspot Shag this weekend.

Rumer is 18 years old, and Pete, at 27, is only a year younger than Rumer’s mom’s husband, Ashton Kutcher. Her father has been linked in recent years to Brooke Burns, who is — you guessed it — barely a year old than Pete.

Wentz, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, has dated both Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan in the past year. Interestingly, Lindsay and Rumer were often spotted hanging out together late last year, much to the reported chagrin of her step-dad, Ashton, who probably borrowed Lindsay from his buddy Wilmer Valderrama more than once back in the day … oh what a tangled web we weave.

February 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Pete Wentz, Rumer Willis

45Oscar Hates Free Expression

OmyGodThisMakesMeSoMad!!!!!

The Borg has spoken. Oscar&reg will shut down an evil blogger within a few days. Here is the deal:

Lawyers for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences last week ordered the editor of the seven-year-old Oscarwatch.com web site to give up the name or face a lawsuit.

At issue: The Academy owns the “Oscar” trademark and warned founding editor Sasha Stone that she has no legal right to the name and that her website “is likely to confuse visitors searching the Academy’s site.”

Stone, who has run Oscarwatch.com from her Los Angeles home since just after her daughter’s 1999 birth, said she can’t afford a lawyer and is uncertain what her next step will be. A message seeking comment from the Academy was not returned.

..Stone said she makes about $20,000 a year from her site”

HER WEBSITE IS LIKELY TO CONFUSE VISITORS?????

Am I allowed to say Oscar&reg here? Oscar&reg? Can I say Oscar&reg the grouch&reg? How about my mailman named Oscar&reg? Oscar de la Hoya&reg? This is so creepy, insane, and unfair.

I would urge whoever is out there in bloggy land report this insanity. Let’s groundswell these bastards. She’s giving up her URL after this year’s Oscars&reg so that the Academy’s attack dogs&reg don’t come after her.

What the fuck is wrong with you Oscar&reg? How can you begrudge some enterprising soul 20k a year?

For shame.

February 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm by Spiteful Lars

11OH HAPPY DAY! A NEW TORI ALBUM!!!

The love of my whole life, Tori Amos, will be releasing a NEW ALBUM! The title ROCKS: American Doll Posse. I love it already. It will be released May 1 on Epic, but with any luck it’ll hit the Internet long before that. Her last album, Beekeeper, made the Internet rounds almost a month before its formal release date. I checked for ADP yesterday but it doesn’t seem to be around. If it’s around and one of you knows about it — you HAVE to tell me!!
And check out this amazing cover art! Look closely — she’s got blood running down her leg, she’s got the word “SHaME” scrawled on her hand, and her shoe is broken. KILLER! I mean, I loved Beekeeper, because I love everything Tori Amos does ever, but I get the sense that this album is going to be bringing us back to the ultra-raw Tori we heard on albums like Little Earthquakes and Boys for Pele. Man I hope so! I’m soooo psyched for this album!
The anglophilic married mother of one will be touring to support the album, starting May 28 in Rome, but hopefully she will get her ass to SoCal and play for us!!!
I LOVE YOU TORI!!!
February 21, 2007 at 1:18 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tori Amos