Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did You Guys Know Joni Mitchell Just Released a New Album?

joni_mitchell.jpg I'm sorry to veer off the traditional menu of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, but I absolutely adore Joni Mitchell. I grew up with my dad singing me Joni Mitchell songs to help me sleep. I think Blue is one of the greatest albums in the history of, well, the world. I've been listening to it since I was a little girl, and it never gets old. So I was really excited to hear that, at age 63, Mitchell has released her first album of new songs in nearly a decade, Shine. I'm listening to it...

Snoop Dogg’s Taking Out the Trash

snoop.jpg As a part of the sentencing from his recent guilty plea to the charge of being a freakin' genius attempting to smuggle a collapsible baton onto an airplane, Snoop Dogg will be picking up trash around an Orange County park for 160 hours. County officials are refusing to name the exact park, because, you know, it's gonna take more than 160 hours for the media to figure out where Snoop Dogg's picking up trash. "He's glad to make a contribution to Orange County," said Snoop's lawyer. ...

YET ANOTHER BRITNEY SPEARS CROTCH SHOT

Britney Spears Crotch Shot Vagina Pussy Beef Curtains Picture, Recent, October 11 I'm not kidding. Once again. Britney knows exactly what she's doing at this point. As if we don't write about her enough, Britney decided to give the paparazzi another glimpse of her vagina on Thursday. Thanks, Brit. Your vagina is so awesome. In fact, it's so awesome, it should get to have two young children spend the night with it. Oh wait. Uncensored pics are inside. Update: I'd just like to note that there are currently thousands of people on this site who are here s...