Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Seriously, Guys, Britney Is Just Fine and Not Going Batshit Crazy At All

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Just posted on her website:

The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.

Love, Britney

This reminds me of back in the day when Lindsay Lohan would write those drunken emails with AA undertones. It’s so funny, in that tragic sort of way.

Honestly, whoever is the webmaster of BritneySpears.com needs to change Britney’s password and not let her know the new one. Who the hell let her post this?

Barbie and Ken

Carrie and Tony Romo

Here are Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo at the Academy of Country Music Awards. I have to say that they are a really cute couple.

They have been playing cat and mouse with the media for some time. When asked if they were a couple after Carrie attended his 27th birthday Romo’s rep stated,

“They have recently been spending a little time together they are definitely not boyfriend/girlfriend. It’s very casual at this point. It’s [in the] really early stages.”

They were first spotted together on Christmas day at one of Tony’s games and back then Tony himself was asked what he and Carrie’s relationship status was.

“She’s a very nice, sweet girl, I care for her and whoever ends up with her will be a very lucky guy”

I’m guessing they are finally together. It is a big deal that she took him as her date to her big awards ceremony.

I Guess Kate Walsh Found a Man Who’s Okay with Those Bangs

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I suppose they look a lot better these days than they did when they first showed up.

Still, though …

Anyway, Kate, 39, just got engaged to Alex Young, a studio exec at Fox. The two have been dating a whole entire month.

Additionally, Kate’s Grey’s spinoff, now titled Private Practice, got picked up for a full season on ABC. It’s a good week to be Kate Walsh.

It was just back in March that Kate was quoted as saying, “Sometimes I feel like, ‘What am I doing? Am I becoming my character, or is my character becoming me?’ I’m starting to get a little superstitious here. I definitely identify with my character in that, romantically at least, this is not where I thought I’d be at 39.”

What a difference a couple months makes …

Anyone want to start a pool on her DUI?

Finally! Britney Spears Hates Her Mom!

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When Britney and her mom co-authored the saccharine A Mother’s Gift in 2003, back when they were sticking with the “We’re best friends” party line, I remember thinking to myself, “I can’t wait until she’s on drugs and hates her mom.” The universe never disappoints me.

It was a rough Mother’s Day for Lynne Spears. Lynne was hospitalized in southern California hospital when a flu turned into pneumonia, and Britney refused to visit her, even on Mother’s Day. Britney also failed to call her mom on her birthday earlier this month. The pop tart is furious with her mother, who is latest on the laundry list of people she blames for her stint in rehab. Britney’s already publicly blamed her former manager, Larry Rudolph, who her own father rushed to defend.

“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” a source tells the National Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’”

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What The Hell Happened at Hyde Last Night?

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Some really interesting pictures coming out of the WhiteTrash Charms Playboy Jewelry Launch Party at Hyde last night. Kelly Osborne hosted the event, and basically looked like a drag queen doing her very best Kelly Osbourne. Those extensions look ridiculous on her. Also, she was making out with Kim Stewart on the dance floor.

Hef and Holly were there, and Hef couldn’t keep his hands off Holly’s belly. He never touches her like that. She also looks like she’s put on a couple pounds — could Holly finally be pregnant with Hef’s fat paycheck little baby?

Also, for some strange reason, Blake Lewis was there. And it doesn’t look like he changed after AmIdol wrapped their taping. Isn’t this the outfit he was wearing on the show last night?

Oh, and Melissa Rivers was there, looking man-ish as ever, as well as newly minuted PMOY Sara Jean Underwood, looking adorable for someone who, as our commentors noticed, doesn’t have a vagina.

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