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19Amy in Action

As if you didn’t get enough of it from Britney, here’s a strung-out Amy Winehouse going through a drive-thru in London, begging the paps to let her buy them a cheeseburger.

At first I was like, “Oh my God, she’s driving!” And then I remembered that cars are backwards in England, and she’s actually the passenger. I’m so unworldly.

The little girl in the back seat is supposedly her god-daughter, who is adorable and should be kept away from Amy at all costs at this point.

April 28, 2008 at 8:22 am by Evil Beet
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11Tres Chic?

Here’s Evan Rachel Wood on the cover of h magazine.

Normally I hate everything this girl does, just on principle, but I have to admit this is a pretty hot cover.

It would be hotter if she ditched the spiked bracelet, the Manson sweat band and that weird-ass tattoo — so basically everything the stylists did is awesome, everything she did sucks, and the world is as it should be — but overall she looks better here than I’ve seen her in anything else.

April 28, 2008 at 8:11 am by Evil Beet
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3Angie Everhart Scores Herself a DUI

The former (current?) model was arrested early Thursday morning and held on $15,000 bail. She was released later in the day.

Angie is 38 years old! TOO OLD to be pulling this kind of shit. What’s next, Angie? A crotch shot? We’ll be waiting.


April 28, 2008 at 8:02 am by Evil Beet
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Okay, so I finally got my Facebook page updated and set up for visitors.

Web 2.0, here I come! :)

And, I joined the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group! You should, too!

If you haven’t yet become my MySpace friend, do it now.

Sorry, but I get to shamelessly plug myself once in awhile. I work hard enough at this shit. I’ve earned it.

April 27, 2008 at 10:58 pm by Evil Beet
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21David Hasselhoff Sure Does Know How to Have Fun in “Sobriety”

Heh heh heh heeeeeeeeee!

I’m four months sober!

I’m going to Coachella, baby!!! Because that is where the real recovery is.


David “I Have No Fucking Business Being at Coachella” Hasselhoff hit up Coachella this weekend, where he managed to find two girls about his daughter’s age to run around with. He’s also sporting a little bruise under his eye and a gigantic bruise on his arm.

Yeah, dude. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you have trouble staying clean.

April 27, 2008 at 9:25 pm by Evil Beet
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10We Know It’s You, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan plays coy as she leaves Koi in Vegas with Samantha Ronson.

Get it?

Coy? And Koi?

Goddamn, they don’t pay me enough around here. I’m so witty.

Lindsay, the leggings are going to give you away every time.

April 27, 2008 at 9:11 pm by Evil Beet
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