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Hilary Duff’s back on speaking terms with Joel Madden. Nicole Richie, not so much. [Gabby Babble]
Avril does Saturday Night Live. [Ninja Dude]
Jake Gyllenhaal plants a wet one on Jennifer Aniston. [Agent Bedhead]
Paris Bennett might just be a little tiny bit bitter with American Idol. [POTP]
Perry the manny is cheating on Britney with Paris. [INO]
The Jolie-Pitts make time for ice cream. [ICYDK]
Lance Bass’s ex-boyfriend shows up at the GLAAD Media Awards with some no-name who I really, really hope is a straight guy he hired for the night. Because, um, I want to go steady with him. [DListed]
Hey! Someone knock that old guy over so I can bang the hooker.
What’s that? It’s Hef? Oh, man, sorry Hef – I thought you had passed away (I mean that in a totally supportive manner).
David Arquette looks like he has had too many at the Bacardi Limon Presents Q Tip Surprise Birthday Party at the Safe Harbor Loft. Being with Lance Armstrong tends to drive people to drink. He must be really boring in person. Also..WTF is Arquette wearing?
Who knew that little Paris Bennet was so bitter at losing American Idol. According to TMZ, Paris has evidently decided to support Sanjaya to prove that “American Idol” is a joke. Paris called into a Minneapolis radio show, the “Tone E Fly Morning Show,” to let the world know really what she thinks about Idol.
“We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it’ll kind of prove that ‘American Idol’ is kind of losing its taste,” says Bennett, “it kinda isn’t going for talent anymore and more for popularity.”
Paris, didn’t know you were so sassy. Does she think that she was more marketable that Taylor or Carrie? Yes she had an awesome voice but being and Idol is not just about talent. You gotta have the look, some kind of voice and the public are the ones who choose.
I hope you know Paris that every gig that you play and every album you sell is directly related to the fact that you were on “American Idol.” Don’t bite the hand that feeds you but hey, nice headshot. Hope that music career is going well for you.
Who are Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre? They are “stars” in the UK who have decided to bring their reality show to the US. While living in London I saw how obsessive the press is about Jordan and her gigantic fake breasts.
They released a really bad version of “A Whole New World” and had the ugliest wedding I’ve ever seen (see above photo). They also are a bit sassy about Posh and Becks. When asked about the soccer power couple Katie/Jordan attempted to pretend that she wasn’t really familar with two of the most famous people EVER. I have a feeling she forgot that Posh was a huge star in the states during the Spice Girl Days.
When asked about Posh and Becks, Jordan replied: “Who?” That’s when her hubby Peter Andre quickly added: “I might as well say it, (Jordan) is better looking than Victoria, but I’m not better looking than David.”
Then Jordan quipped: “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really? “She’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals.”
Sassy Miss Katie. They are a super trashy couple but I’m guessing their TV show will be funny on an “Anna Nicole” level.
“Jordan and Peter” begins airing April 21st on E!