Today's Evil Beet Gossip


Kanye West Freaks Out about VMAs

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance. I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.”

Kanye West, after yet another VMA snub. West says he’ll never return to MTV.

Yes, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock DID Fight During the VMAs!!!

Tommy Lee Gets Kicked Out of VMAs After Hitting Kid Rock

Pamela Anderson’s pussy is some powerful shit.

Yes, indeed, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, both at one point married to the vixen, came to blows during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance.

“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said an observer sitting two tables away. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?’ When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand. And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”

Tommy Lee was ejected from the show, but Kid Rock got to stay for the rest of the night.

Since Kid Rock threw the only punches that landed, it seems Tommy Lee is pressing charges. Las Vegas police were looking for Kid Rock later that night.

Okay, How Lame Were the VMAs This Year?

Soooooo lame.

The only saving grace was Chris Brown’s performance. That shit rocked. Everything else was so stupid.

Memo to MTV: don’t ever, ever host a live performance in Las Vegas again. If anyone wants a job as a producer for MTV, I have a feeling there are going to be a few spots opening up in the coming days.

Everyone was drunk, obnoxious and boring. And did Kid Rock really get in a fight with Tommy Lee? I can’t wait to hear the whole story on that. That might be my favorite part of the whole night, except for when Jennifer Garner announced that “Gym Class Fallout” had won for Best New Artist, while Jamie Foxx carried on a conversation with Diddy from the stage. Super professional, guys. Awesome.

Did anyone actually enjoy tonight’s show?

Welcome to My Radar, Chris Brown

That shit rocked. That’s the kind of show we needed to see out of Britney Spears at the VMAs.

Unfortunately, Britney and everyone else so far has been way too drunk to put on a decent show.

But Chris Brown? He’s only 18. And Las Vegas is the one place in the world where the drinking age is still enforced, even for celebrities. And his performance killed.

YOU ARE SO LAST SEASON, BRITNEY!! Good riddance to you.

Will You Look at Beyonce????

Beyonce Knowles in Gold Dress at the VMAs

She must have been pissed when Rihanna won for Monster video, but Beyonce won for Best Collaboration.

And will you look at those tits?

And the hair?? (Evil T is sitting next to me as I type this, and she’s like “You should say ‘the weave,’ because that’s not hair.” Hee hee. I ::heart:: T.)

Is Anyone Else Having Audio Difficulties with the VMAs?

Is this my cable box, or is everything just totally fucked up at the VMAs????? The audio is going in and out.

I wonder if everything is just all messed up over there, and that’s why Britney’s performance SUCKED HARDCORE.

We think Jennifer Hudson’s drunk, too. And someone should tell her an animal died on her head.

Justin Timberlake is waaaaaay drunk.

Having this thing in Vegas was the worst. Idea. Ever. Everyone is just way too drunk to do ANYTHING.