I became a member of RealityWanted.com in order to get all the info on the Paris Hilton casting drama, and now I get regular emails about upcoming reality casting calls. And most of the time they are hilarious. I mean, sometimes they’re just looking to do fashion makeovers or interviews with real estate agents or something equally boring, but a lot of the time I read these and I’m like “Who the hell in their right mind is actually going to respond to this?”
So I’m starting a new segment called “Casting Call,” where I will bring you the best and brightest of these soon-to-be reality gems.
Are you a mother who needs a little help just to get by? Do you HAVE to have a drink during the day just to cope with your life? Do you sometimes take more of your medication than you should because you’ve had a bad day? Do you ever do illegal drugs to help you stay sane? If you need a little pick me up to get through the day, we want to hear your story. If you are interested in talking about your experience, please send me an email for more information.
So: if you’re a shitty mother who wants the whole world to know about your active drug problem, making certain that your kids will be called “crack-baby” on the playground, click here for more info.
April 30, 2008 at 12:57 am by Evil Beet
Everyone’s talking about this clip from last night’s AmIdol.
I have no idea why.
Like, Paula said something that indicates she hasn’t really been paying attention to anything in the past half-hour? Jesus, people, Paula Abdul hasn’t really been paying attention to anything in the past decade. Because she’s a drug addict! And she’s stupid on top of that!
Why is this suddenly a big deal?
And how the fuck is Brooke White still in this competition? It’s because every girl under the age of 16 wishes she were their big sister. And every guy over the age of 12 imagines he will be the one to corrupt her. It is not because she has a good voice, or can, ya know, remember lyrics.
April 30, 2008 at 12:31 am by Evil Beet
So prosecutors will not be moving forward with the case.
Shit, dude, I hope any sexual contact she has with him is accidental too. I can’t imagine who would walk to sleep with this washed-up freakazoid. I’m sure from here on out it will be all roses and happiness in this relationship. Because a guy who beats you up once is definitely going to feel very sorry and never do it again. Especially once you make it clear that you love him enough to not press charges.
April 30, 2008 at 12:19 am by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden had lunch today at a restaurant in Beverly Hills called Prego.
Oh dear Lord.
Please let this be the first and last time I use “Paris Hilton” and “Prego” in the same sentence. Unless the headline is “BREAKING: Doctors Confirm Paris Hilton Is Infertile!”
[Image via Splash]
April 29, 2008 at 11:26 pm by Evil Beet
Who’s rocking those super-juicy ass cheeks?
Jump inside to find out.
April 29, 2008 at 11:12 pm by Evil Beet
Ashley Olsen actually gives us a wide grin at the Everywhere At Once screening in NYC. I don’t think I’ve seen her smile that big since she was playing Michelle.
She looks really great in all the pics from this event, actually. She seems happy, and less, ya know, tortured than usual.
More pics of Ashley from this event are after the jump.