Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Paris is off to the first show of Gwen Stefani’s tour in Vegas. [popbytes]

Britney hits the town, cowgirl style. [DListed]

The gossip blogosphere needs more stories about people barking at Anna Kournikova. [The Blemish]

Ginger Spice asks Posh to be her baby daughter’s godmother. And, just to prove she’s serious about creating the most surreal life possible for this child, she’s named it Bluebell Madonna. [Celebrity Smack]

Paris Hilton has to change her phone number again … [Celebslam]

I am certain Hilary Duff was truly excited to play with these elephants. Her manager did not at all get bitched at afterwards for arranging this photo op. No way. She was delighted. [A Socialite's Life]

Nicky Hilton and Cameron Diaz have a pimple-popping extravaganza in the Teddy’s bathroom. Something tells me that wasn’t the only white stuff making an appearance on mirrors in that bathroom … [Yeeeah!]

Movieline Brings the “Fashion”

Seriously. Worst. Outfits. Ever.
Dakota Fanning just makes me want to puke in my mouth. Honey, you are 13…you’ve been raped in a movie stop wearing pale pink like you are Abigail Breslin. Katherine Heigl…I can’t even start to talk about that loud red jacket…you look like you should be on the “Golden Girls.” I don’t know if you got the memo but you are at the Young Hollywood Awards, might be best if you try to look young.

Here are some awful outfits from Movieline’s Hollywood Life 9th Annual Young Hollywood Awards.
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Legally Blonde…THE MUSICAL!

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Oh my god you guys I just saw the best musical ever….Legally Blonde!
Seriously, for the T, this was almost a religious experience. I love the movie and I was a little wary when I knew they were turning it into a musical but it was, like, totally awesome.

I just got to see the musical in previews and it is just hilarious. Not only is it so super funny but the dogs…omygod!….they are just adorable. It brings the funny like you wouldn’t believe. Laura Bell Bundy as Elle is just fantastic and the musical really stays true to the movie. They even have the bunny costume, and there is an entire song called “Bend and Snap!”

If you are in New York you have got to see LEGALLY BLONDE! The guys are hot, the songs are fun and the whole thing is Pink! This Spring, it is totally Broadway’s signature color. I promise, even you brunettes will like it too!

For more information on Legally Blonde visit their awesome website.

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I can’t possibly write anything funnier than the email that accompanied this photo, so I’m just going to reprint it:

Hi,
Here’s a photo of my son Daniel that my husband says might make him gay. I plan on taking one every month just to be sure that this happens!
Thanks!
Robin

Thank you Robin for sending in this photo and absolutely making my day!

I Still ::Heart:: Lacey Chabert

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I don’t even know what she does anymore — is she still working? Voice-overs or something? I don’t know. But I can’t shake that soft spot in my heart for Claudia Salinger. She showed up at the Step Up Women’s Network 4th Annual Inspiration Awards last night. I guess Jessica Alba hosted. Sara Ramirez and Aisha Tyler made appearances as well.

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Ohhhhh Shit

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Paris, darling, do you need attention? Is that why you showed up at Jason Strauss’s birthday party at TAO last night? For the Kevin Federline photo op? Just in case the stake hasn’t been driven all the way through Britney’s heart? Just grind it in that last inch or so … and take your new boyfriend along, too, just to remind the world that you can have it all. Everything but self respect, my darling. Everything but that.

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