Poor 27 Dresses’ Judy Greer! Always a bridesmaid and never a—wait, what? Oh. Scratch that.
The offbeat Judy Greer, forever relegated to playing the quirky “best friend” (13 Going on 30, Love and Other Drugs, The Wedding Planner) and the “sexy weirdo” (Kitty Sanchez in “Arrested Development,” Fern in Jawbreaker), will finally play the lead in her own production! That is to say, she’s newly engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Dean Johnsen.
Well, that’s it, boys: Judy Greer is officially off the market. “SAY GOODBYE TO THESE!”
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”
First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”
Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”
Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!