Today's Evil Beet Gossip



“I think to attack someone as a mother is very dangerous. I would say that’s what puts a young girl on a precipice which is very, very dangerous, in my opinion. Some people may end up really regretting the way they’re treating her.”

Sinead O’Connor, discussing Britney Spears’ current situation.

I swear, every other article that comes across the AP this week is some celebrity weighing in on The Britney Situation. How could anyone possibly stay sane with this level of public scrutiny?

Hooray for Kim Kardashian Child Porn!!!

Agency Tries to Sell Kim an Kourtney Kardashian Child Porn

Mostly what I’m excited for is all the search traffic I’m going to get from this post, from all the people searching for “child porn.”

Hello, pedophiles. Welcome to my site. If you’re going to be all disgusting and shit, at least click on some ads while you’re here. It’s the least you can do.

Anyway, guys, I had a fever of like 100 last night and I still feel like total ass today, so I don’t really have it in me to summarize anything. Here’s the article:

Decade-old explicit photos of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, taken when the now famous sisters were underage, were offered for sale Wednesday by a San Fernando Valley photographer, according to the New York Daily News.

A criminal investigation is being launched over the dozen images, some of which include a naked man. It’s not clear whether the photographer knew that the siblings were just 16 and 17 at the time the pics were taken.

A rep for Kim told the paper, “Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them.”

This Is Why You Should Read Gossip Blogs, Not Gossip Mags


From Page Six:

WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: “Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?” To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso “so no other weeklies could run them,” said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. “When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos,” our source said. The mag says, “The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest, which is why we focused on that area.”


I already mentioned that Angelina’s breasts are suddenly huge, and didn’t even bother with the bullshit rumors that she might be pregnant.