Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom arrive at Narita for the Tokyo premiere of Pirates 3, because if the U.S. has to be inflicted with this thing, Tokyo does too, dammit. Keira Knightley, once again, is nowhere to be seen. Maybe she’s flying in later. I mean, she is in this movie, isn’t she? It’s kind of bullshit that Johnny and Orlando have to schlep their asses around the globe promoting this thing and she’s, like, way too busy not eating to attend.
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Which rehabbed starlet was in for addictions even worse than alcohol and cocaine? She’s still battling a crystal meth habit.
I don’t know that a crystal meth habit is “worse” somehow than a cocaine habit. It’s just a whole lot trashier.
So guess away, people.[source]
More Free Paris tees. Don’t let me catch you wearing these, people. [popbytes]
Pete Doherty played in a celebrity soccer tournament. Drunk. [Agent Bedhead]
Lindsay Lohan’s a rock star in the bedroom. Just not, you know, in real life. [POTP]
Angelina and Brad hit up Cannes. [Cele|bitchy]
I swear Victoria Beckham is wearing see-through shirts on purpose. [Jordan]
Eva Longoria and her bikini play some volleyball. [Drunken Stepfather]
David Hasselhoff gets to keep his kids. [DListed]
Check out the Paris-and-Nicole-love-each-other-again from the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Awww…