Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mary-Kate Stays Eco-Friendly While Getting Freaky


This scruffy guy they talk about here sounds a lot like Max Snow, the guy MK was dating earlier this year. There were rumors they split up in early September, though, so who knows.

From Page Six

MARY-Kate Olsen was spotted last week locking lips and legs with a “scruffy” guy at a dinner at Club Le Baron in Paris for Greenhouse, the first-ever green nightclub made from recycled materials that’s set to open here on Tenth Avenue in December. The tall fellow pushed the pint-sized twin up against the wall and furiously made out with her to applause from the crowd. Olsen and her man even got a standing ovation from her table when she wrapped her legs around the guy.

Catfight in Bel Air!

Jamie Lynn Spears Screams at Bel Air Resident, Tells Her to Fuck Off

So this is pretty great.

With Lil’ Sis Jamie-Lynn in tow, Britney headed out to the Beverly Glen Center, one of her favorite places to rendezvous with the paparazzi. A local resident decides to give Britney a piece of her mind, screaming at her that “nobody wants you in this neighborhood.”

Brit Brit keeps quiet, but the paparazzi all scream at the woman in unison. Then Jamie-Lynn gives her a piece of her (foul-mouthed) mind.

Alli Sims never would have done that. Team Jamie-Lynn!!!

Yup, Pam Anderson Got Married. In Denim.

Pamela Anderson Married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas

We’d been hearing that Pam Anderson planned to tie the knot with Paris Hilton paramour Rick Salomon on Saturday night, and it looks like she did, in fact, go through with it. Wearing denim. Nice.

A conventional marriage it wasn’t, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson’s two magic shows.

Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.

After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. “Hello, I just got married…I did,” Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. “I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office.”

As a sidenote, check out her thumb in this picture. It’s totally double jointed. I wonder what kind of fun she has with that on her own time.

The Next Generation

Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus at the Power of Youth Benefit in LA, Pictures, Photos

Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus mug for the cameras at the Power of Youth benefit in LA on Saturday.

Who else is super excited for when these girls start hitting the club scene? They are soooo ready to start causing trouble. And we are soooo ready for some new blood around here.

Thank you, Disney, for churning out generation after generation of tabloid fodder. I don’t know where we’d be without you.

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Pamela Anderson Probably Got Married Tonight

Pamela Anderson Married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas

We don’t have official confirmation, but casino reps at Planet Hollywood are saying that Pam Anderson planned to marry Rick “I Fucked Paris Hilton on Film” Salomon tonight. The couple applied for a marriage license a couple weeks ago.

Showcasing her traditional class, Anderson planned to squeeze the wedding in between the 7 pm and 10 pm shows of Hans Klok’s magic show, where she stars as a magician’s assistant.

Maybe she can magically make this marriage work.