Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Selena Gomez Debuts Her New Video

So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she’s got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow?

Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a “thing” much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a “thing”? Because I just can’t seem to get myself used to this little girl, I’m sorry.

Morning Wood

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What Jennifer Aniston‘s hair means for her new relationship. [Lainey Gossip]

I’m sure we’ll expect to see an alcohol-related death by year’s end now, right? [The Superficial]

Ron Artest needs another psych evaluation maybe. [Bossip]

This is Kristina Shannon’s new boyfriend. [Starpulse]

Leonardo DiCaprio is in love with Blake Lively. I’m sure her amazing T&A have nothing to do with it, either. [Cele|bitchy]

What’s the “huge new role” that all of the A-list actresses are fighting over? [Huff Po]

Your worst fears confirmed: this is what happens at bachelor parties. [The Frisky]

Kelly Brook models her new boobs. I mean, swimsuit line. I mean BOOBS. [Yeeeah]

WHO called George Clooney a player? [Rumor Fix]

Paz de la Huerta feels herself up in public. [INFDaily]

Lindsay drinks TEA, not BOOZE. [Amy Grindhouse]

Vampires: a metaphor for sex? [LA Times]

Mom puts toddler in Daisy Dukes and makes her shake her ass. [Bossip]

Tabloid Troubles: Owen Wilson Doesn’t Want to Get Married, Only Wants Stranger Sex

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According to the National Enquirer:

“Owen wanted the freedom to do what he wanted with his friends, both male and female, while remaining a family unit with Jade and the baby,’ an insider told the National Enquirer. ‘But Jade wasn’t willing to go along with that, so Owen decided to end things with her instead of cheating behind her back.”

Of all the sleazy, disgusting things I’ve heard: Owen Wilson doesn’t want to get married because he wants the freedom to be able to sleep with other women. I mean, hey. That’s cool, Owen. I’m sure there’s a ton of women out there willing to take on your myriad emotional issues and substance abuse problems, so have at it. All you need to do is alienate the woman who took a chance on your ass and had a child with you and there you have it: pure Wedding Crashers-esque gold. Just … not as funny or entertaining.

Of course, as the sourced information is out of the Enquirer, it might be a stretch, but I can totally see it happening. A lot of people tend to forget where they came from and I definitely can see Owen Wilson getting up on his haughty horse to be one of them, don’t you?