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12Happy Two Month Anniversary, Paris and Benji!!!

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at Kanye West After Party at GOA, Pictures, Photos

The gruesome twosome celebrated two months of paparazzi-courting bliss last night at the after party for the Kanye West show, at GOA.

Also there: Lauren Conrad and Frankie Delgado, Brittny Gastineau and Wilmer Valderrama.

Lauren Conrad and Frankie Delgado at Kanye West After Party at GOA, Pictures, Photos Wilmer Valderrama at Kanye West After Party at GOA, Pictures, Photos Brittny Gastineau at Kanye West After Party at GOA, Pictures, Photos

April 23, 2008 at 11:37 am by Evil Beet
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11Alicia Keys: “Teenage Love Affair” Full Video

It’s kind of a cute vid.

April 23, 2008 at 11:29 am by Evil Beet
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6OJ Simpson To Do Celebrity Apprentice?

Ugh.

Page Six is reporting today that OJ Simpson has asked Donald Trump if he could do the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

“Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

I call bullshit. I think Trump plants these items to keep the buzz alive about his stupid show that nobody cares about anymore.

Remember this summer how he told The Post he was negotiating with Britney Spears to do the show? That turned out to be total bullshit, too. My guess is there’s not even a molecule of truth to the OJ story, either.

Get over it, Trump. The Apprentice is dead. Move on.

April 23, 2008 at 10:06 am by Evil Beet
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23Um, That Kid from That’s So Raven is Missing

Orlando Brown Missing, Pictures, Photos

This is an odd story.

Orlando Brown, Raven-Symone’s co-star on That’s So Raven, has been missing since Tuesday morning.

The 20-year-old reportedly left his manager’s house around 10:20 a.m. to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and has not been seen since. According to Brown’s publicist, Elayne Rivers, he had a full day of meetings and appointments in preparation for a photo shoot Wednesday.

Rivers adds that friends and family are very concerned, as the young actor is not one to be out of touch for long, and the convenience store was within a short walking distance from his manager’s home in Studio City.

I’ll make funny jokes about this once it turns out this kid is safe and sound in some crack house. Until then, if you have information about his whereabouts, you’re supposed to email Elayne Rivers at TLToonz@aol.com.

April 23, 2008 at 9:57 am by Evil Beet
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12Yes Of COURSE Star Jones Is Filing For Divorce

Star Jones and Al Reynolds to Divorce, Pictures, Photos

I take a sick pleasure in this sort of thing. When famous people’s marriages fail, it makes me feel less sad about being pathetically single.

Star Jones has filed for divorce from her husband of four years, Al Reynolds.

Says Jones in a statement:

“Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”

April 23, 2008 at 9:47 am by Evil Beet
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10Zoe!

Zoe Kravitz at Tribeca Film Festival, Pictures, Photos

Here’s little Zoe Kravitz looking cute as a button at the Tribeca Film Festival.

She’s gonna be so much trouble in a year or two. I’m so excited.

April 22, 2008 at 9:41 pm by Evil Beet
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