Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Suri Cruise Publicity Tour Marches Onward

Suri Cruise with Her Bottle and Katie Holmes, Pictures, Photos This is the second time this weekend we've seen little Suri with her parents in NYC. Next thing you know, she's gonna be enrolled at the Lycee Francais. Bottle and all. Oh, sorry. Bouteille et tous. Tom left the building separately from Katie and Suri. Does he not want to give the photogs the satisfaction of getting family photos? I just love the look Suri gives the cameras. While little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt seems like she came out of the womb knowing what photographers are and how you...

How Adorable Is My New Girl Crush?

Blake Lively at Hamptons Film Festival Elvis and Annabelle Premiere Jaslene, baby, I'm sorry, but you're out. Blake Lively, welcome to the bedroom of my imaginary lesbian life. You know, the one I have only in the voice I use to write this blog. (I say this because my mother mentioned that she disliked reading about my lesbian girl crushes. When her friends ask what I do for a living, she tells them I do "independent Internet work." I'm like, "Jesus, Mom, why don't you just come out and say I do porn?" Mom, darling, don't be embarrassed of me, be embarrassed ...

Britney Gets the Kiddos Back!

Britney Spears Gets Visitation Rights with Kids Back Britney has regained visitation rights with her kids, after complying with the judge's orders. The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear. Hopefully she'll keep visitation rights for more than a day or so! ...

The Britney Album Preview

Wanna preview Britney's new album? You can get a sneak peak at some of the songs on this player her PR folks have created, because, you know, most of it's leaked already, so who cares? There are a few on here I hadn't heard already, but most of them have been floating around the Internet for awhile. What's the verdict? Oh, and it looks like Brit-Brit might be able to see her kids again soon. Her lawyer says she's "in compliance" with all the judge's orders and that "I expect that visita...