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11Your Daily Britney

Here’s the Britster out in LA, reportedly heading to a “business meeting.”

She looks great.

Love, love, love the jacket. Want it. Now.

May 9, 2008 at 10:02 am by Evil Beet
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23Happy Family!

Billy Joel, 22-year-old Alexa Ray Joel and Christie Brinkley all pose together at the 2008 Rainforest Foundation Fund benefit concert.

It’s great that they can all play nicely together as a “family.” I’m sure in comparison with the shit Peter Cook pulled on her, Billy Joel looks like an angel.

And I like how Alexa Ray has a glass of champagne in her hand and a silly grin on her face. In fact, she’s holding alcohol in nearly all the photos of her from this event, and she’s usually the only one in the photo to be doing so. After all the shit Billy Joel’s been through with his alcoholism, I smell a stint in rehab for this celebuspawn.

May 9, 2008 at 9:00 am by Evil Beet
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3Wanna Hear the New NIN Album?

They’re giving it away for free online.

It’s here.

Oh, how the industry is changing …

May 9, 2008 at 7:11 am by Evil Beet
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22Something Good’s Come Out of Jessica Simpson’s Divorce, After All

Now she’s all freed up to be Ashlee’s maid of honor!

Jessica confirmed to reporters that she will be Ashlee’s maid of honor, at her big shotgun wedding happening SOON. (Okay, she only confirmed the first half of that sentence.) Jessica will stand next to Ashlee, her soft weeping progressing into total hysterics, as she mourns both the loss of her own marriage and the loss of her little sister’s future. Actually, she’s probably psyched about that last part. She’s probably like, “Fuck, yeah, now the little preggers bitch can’t keep stealing my spotlight! She’s gonna be stuck at home with a screaming baby and a loving husband while I’m off pursuing my fire-hot film career! Oh, wait …”

May 9, 2008 at 7:08 am by Evil Beet
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14You Win Some, You Lose Some

Just as it’s being announced that Lindsay scored the lead in the upcoming film Labor Pains, it appears she’s lost a role, too: the producers of Manson Girls, in which Lindsay was supposed to star as a Manson cult member, have cut her lose. They reportedly cannot find any name actresses willing to co-star with the infamously difficult Lindsay in the film. No one wants to put up with her bullshit or with her box-office poison, I guess.

It’s okay, Lindsay. Jack Black’ll still co-star with you. That’s something, I guess.

May 9, 2008 at 7:01 am by Evil Beet
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433Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!


What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


May 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm by Evil Beet
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