Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kid Rock Knows a Miscarriage When He Sees One

Kid Rock Claims Pamela Anderson Lied About Miscarriage

To Rolling Stone, re: Pam Anderson’s supposed miscarriage:

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah.’ She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

What do you even say to that?

Kid Rock has an album coming out on Tuesday.

It probably sucks.

Solution: get more PR by publicly accusing your ex-wife of lying about a miscarriage when you have absolutely no proof one way or another.

Fuck off, Kid Pebble.

Can You Think of Anyone You’d Rather Have Host American Gladiators Than Hulk Hogan?

Hulk Hogan to Host American Gladiators

If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you’d be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don’t read the trade journals. I do something smarter: I read Defamer. It’s like reading the trades without all the boring parts about people who aren’t young and beautiful.)

Anyway, it looks like they’ve signed Hulk Hogan on as the host.

I think America needs this. I know it’s going to be hard at first, you guys, because we’re not used to watching television shows hosted by someone other than Ryan Seacrest. For the first couple of episodes, we’ll be all like “Who’s that guy who keeps talking? And where’s the host?” But after awhile our systems will adjust, and we’ll be like, “Ohhhh, that’s the host.” I think it will be a growing experience for the country.

I Wrote a Song, You Guys

Britney Spears Gets a Valid California Drivers License

It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.”




Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare!
I’m so fucking over this story!

Did you guys like the song?

I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That’s probably what we’re missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts.

My Lesbian Girlfriend Is Saving the World

Jaslene Gonzalez Launches Love is Not Abuse with Liz Claiborne

It’s true!

I have amazing taste in women. And one of these days I’ll learn to translate that good judgment to the gender to which I feel actual sexual attraction. But until then, at least I can say I always saw the good in Jaslene.

The ANTM winner has just signed on as the spokeswoman for the “Love is Not Abuse” campaign created by Liz Claiborne. The campaign focuses on raising awareness of and preventing teen dating violence.

“It’s going to save lives and help people; using my voice, hopefully they feel I can help educate people,” she said.

Hooray, Jaslene!!

Boooo, teen dating violence!!!

One nice thing about getting older is that you no longer have to worry about teen dating violence. Or teen pregnancy. I remember on my 20th birthday I was like “Yay! I can never be a pregnant teen now!” I didn’t even realize that the other bonus was that I could never be an abused teen, either! The other nice thing about getting older is that you don’t have to have sex in the backs of pick-up trucks anymore because people have their own apartments. And that’s about it. There’s nothing else nice about getting older. Oh, rental cars. You can drive rental cars. But that’s it.



“So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock.”

Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry went through while trying to conceive.

The Oscar winner is currently three months pregnant, but she’s already thinking about another one. “We’re hoping, right after this one, to do it again,” she says.