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14Yup, Our Old Lindsay’s Back

Lindsay Lohan Passed Out Drunk at Beatrice Inn, Pictures, Photos

The stories of Lindsay “Crazy” Lohan are hitting the gossip scene at around the same time we keep hearing stories of her pounding vodka. Surprise, surprise.

Lindsay was apparently at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night, with Samantha Ronson. Ashley Olsen was there, too. Ashley decided to say hello to Samantha, who’s probably sold her drugs on more than one occasion.

Lindsay’s response?

“Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.”


April 22, 2008 at 11:14 am by Evil Beet
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8Whitney and Ray J: Back On?

Ray J and Whitney Houston at Bernard Hopkins-Joe Calzaghe fight in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos

Despite persistent rumors of a split, the two were spotted in Vegas together at the Bernard Hopkins-Joe Calzaghe fight, and later they hung out at the roulette tables together.

They flew to Sin City in a private jet, which was also carrying Whitney’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina, and Ray J’s big sis Brandy.

The two were reportedly booked in separate rooms for the night.

Eh, they’re totally still banging.

April 21, 2008 at 10:11 pm by Evil Beet
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10I Guess Joshua Jackson’s Still Dating Diane Kruger

Joshua Jackson and Girlfriend Diane Kruger, Pictures, Photos


Joshua and Diane showed up to the opera on Monday night arm-in-arm.

Dude, Katie Holmes did a way, way better job of hooking up with someone who would make her more famous.

Also: what on earth is that jacket made of?

April 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm by Evil Beet
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14Your Daily Paris

I guess she’s back in LA now.

After her whirlwind international tour with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton was spotted outside a tanning salon in LA on Monday.

She certainly looks very glisten-y.

And I hate myself for saying this, but I love her jacket. I want it. Except it probably costs more than a year of college tuition. Anyone know who makes it? I could try to cut back on the crack habit for a few days and save up.

April 21, 2008 at 9:46 pm by Evil Beet
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21Eva Mendes’ Dress: Love It or Leave It?

Eva Mendes at La Fille Du Regiment Opera, Pictures, Photos

I guess when you decide to quit drinking, you have to resort to evening activities like going to the opera. I don’t think I’ve ever been to an opera in my life. I saw Phantom of the Opera once. Does that count? They talk in English in that one, though. I don’t even like watching movies with subtitles. I doubt I’d fare well at the opera. I’m a cultureless brute.

Here’s Eva at the Metropolitan Opera’s opening night of La Fille Du Regiment.

What do we think of the dress?

April 21, 2008 at 9:38 pm by Evil Beet
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22Ali Lohan To Eventually Become Cocaine Addict Make Feature Film Debut

Congrats to 14-year-old Ali Lohan, who has begun filming her first movie role in Los Angeles. The film is called Mostly Ghostly, and is based on the series of R.L. Stine books of the same name.

Ali will play a popular high-school senior. Which is fine, because, these days, she looks to be about 26. Much like Lindsay, who looks to be around 48. I think the Lohans age in dog years.

How long before Ali ends up knocked up by Brody Jenner? I give it a couple of years.

April 21, 2008 at 7:57 pm by Evil Beet
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