Today's Evil Beet Gossip

And Here We Have Quite Possibly the Most Unflattering Photo of Jennifer Aniston Ever

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Here we have a photo of Jennifer Aniston walking around New York City yesterday afternoon, maybe contemplating a sleeve tattoo to complement her new man’s style, or maybe just following him to a job to make sure he isn’t shacking up with Angelina Jolie, or, you know, his ex-girlfriend of two decades again.  I’m not sure. It could really be either thing.

One thing I am sure of, however, is that this is definitely the worst photo I’ve ever seen of Jen. I know we all take bad pictures (like, ALL of my candid pictures are bad pictures, seriously), but I get some serious glee in the cockles of my heart when I see otherwise-flawless celebrities looking like, well. Sides of boiled ham. You know?

And Speaking of Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift Did an Interview with Teen Vogue

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Am I crazy for not thinking that Taylor Swift is all that pretty? I mean, she’s not BAD-LOOKING, by any means, nor is she even average, I guess, but I just don’t really find her all that attractive. I know she’s a moderately talented singer/songwriter and stuff, and not everyone can be a wanton sex goddess like Olivia Wilde, and it’s NOT EVEN LIKE it’s just LOOKS THAT MATTER, but Taylor Swift? I guess I’ll just pass on that, thanks.

I mean, even in this photo shoot, where she’s supposed to be all charming and whimsical and come-hither, it’s just not translating for me. Maybe my receptors are broken or something, because I just. don’t. get it. Plus, the floral theme that’s going on here totally makes me want to drown myself in Zyrtec and nasal spray.

So anyway. Here’s some excerpts from Taylor’s Vogue interview. I’m sure you’ll find them scintillating:

On really getting into her most favorite television programs:

“Detective Olivia Benson from Law & Order S.V.U. I sit in my apartment and watch hours of that show. So I sort of feel like me and Olivia are BFFs.”

On the songs that speak to her most:

“‘She’s So High’ by Tal Bachman (the sweetest song !!), ‘You Learn’ by Alanis Morissette, ‘Shot in the Dark’ by Augustana.”

On loving “princess dresses”:

“I get to wear it every night on tour at the end of the show when I’m singing ‘Love Story.’ It’s long and sparkly (big surprise, right?) and a total princess dress.”

One thing that Taylor Swift really gets going? My allergies. Seriously.

Olivia Wilde Moves on to Another Young Hollywood A-Lister … Again

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From People:

Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting “touchy-feely.” Says the onlooker: “At one point, he had his hand on hers.” Still, the two weren’t overly affectionate with each other. “Olivia was very cool,” the onlooker says, “and wasn’t fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her.” Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.

So, Olivia Wilde claims another hot Hollywood male.  Does she have to have her hooks in all of them, like, seriously? From Justin Long to Justin Timberlake to Bradley Cooper … I mean, Justin Long doesn’t really fit all that well in there, so we’ll chalk that up to “mistake,” but the rest? Woo.  George Clooney is single these days, ladies, so if you’ve got some kind of claim on him, you better move fast.  Olivia here might catch wind of what you’ve got planned and beat you to the punch.