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Spider-Man 3 Royalties Will Officially Support Kirsten Dunst’s Cocaine Habit for the Rest of Her Life

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Even though the reviews were dismal, all you Americans fell right in line with Europe and Asia, giving Spider-Man 3 the largest opening day in U.S. history. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, Pirates 2. The film is expected to take in $135-145MM this weekend.

Tobey Maguire celebrated tonight by catching the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight with Leonardo DiCaprio at the MGM in Las Vegas. There were a ton of celebs there — J.Lo and Marc Anthony (who sang the national anthem), Fifty Cent (who rapped as Mayweather entered the ring), perennial presidential hopeful John McCain, Ron Howard, P. Diddy and several others. I’m trying to track down photos for you all … should be available in a couple hours.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

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Sometimes it’s just fun to do a shitload of cocaine after you get out of rehab, you know?

News of the World got their grubby little hands on footage of La Lohan snorting cocaine with two friends in the bathroom of Teddy’s. The “friend” reported that Lindsay could rock 20 lines in a single night. Hey, if you respect nothing else about Lindsay Lohan, you gotta respect that. I mean, you know that’s some solid shit she’s doing, too. Twenty lines of Lohan coke could take down a small horse.

The video is from March 8, twenty days after Lohan was released from Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles.

Says the friend, “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.”

She continues, “I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

Lindsay also bragged about sleeping with a who’s who of Hollywood nobodies, including James Blunt, Benicio del Toro (really? ew.), Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Jared Leto and James Franco.

This friend also confirms that Lindsay’s famous water bottle is typically filled with vodka and soda.

“That’s why I’m showing this video,” she says. “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.”

Awww. What a great friend. I, too, have found that some of the truest friendships in my life have been formed with the people who filmed me doing cocaine. They were consistently looking out for my best interests. You’re a lucky girl, Lindsay Lohan.

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More Details on Paris Hilton’s JAIL TIME

Apparently Paris could have done several things to avoid jail time, and yet she did none of them:

1) Paris was supposed to take a 12-hour alcohol education course as a result of her DUI (this was part of her January sentence). She hadn’t even registered for the course as of the end of April.

2) Paris could have opted to do 40 hours of community service in exchange for having a year of her probation dropped. Paris opted against doing the community service.

I know, I know, Paris, it would have been really embarrassing to go to an alcohol education course or to do community service. Think of the field day the media would have had! Much much better to go to jail.

Apparently Kathy Hilton was a wreck at the proceedings, screaming at the prosecutor “I want your autograph!” (that doesn’t even make sense) and claiming that this was a waste of taxpayer money.

If Paris fails to show up for her June 5 jail date, she will have to do 90 days instead.

Video of Paris leaving the courthouse is here.