Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jimmy Fallon Marries Fat-Arms

My asshole boyfriend married Fat-Arms on Necker Island in the Caribbean this weekend. The two got engaged in August, much to my dismay. Normally I’d take this opportunity to go on a...



Kevin Federline (sporting a mohawk?) and Brody Jenner partied at LAX in Vegas on Saturday night, where they chilled with Paris and Nicky Hilton. What a black hole of stupid. Image via...