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26New Miley Cyrus Single: “7 Things”

Good God.

I like it.

I am totally a 12-year-old girl trapped in the sexually frustrated body of a 26-year-old woman. It’s unfortunate.

May 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm by Evil Beet
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5Britney Spears’ Second Appearance on How I Met Your Mother

Awww … she’s so cute in this! I mean, she’s still not a good actress or anything, but she’s really cute.

And she has an even bigger part than last time.

The rest of the clips are after the jump.

This actually looks like a pretty good show. I’d watch it more often, but it’s not reality TV or House, so the circuitry in my brain won’t allow it.


May 12, 2008 at 9:46 pm by Evil Beet
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18The Jenna Bush Wedding Photos

I know a lot of you are like “Why would you give any attention to any member of the Bush family?” but, you know, it’s really not Jenna’s fault that her father is an international war criminal, and I think she looks cute and I love her wedding dress.

These are the photos released officially by the White House, which is why they all kind of suck and George Bush is in almost all of them.

It’s the best I could do.

May 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm by Evil Beet
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4I Told You So

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend at a top-secret location near LA, just like I told you last week.

We can probably expect the pregnancy announcement soon after.

Congrats, you crazy kids.

May 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm by Evil Beet
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22World Premiere!

The Sex and the City gals all showed up to the world premiere of their film in London. Why it wasn’t in New York is a complete and total mystery to me.

That thing on Sarah Jessica’s head?

Is ridiculous.

I have this overpowering urge to get a gun and start firing at it.

May 12, 2008 at 1:35 pm by Evil Beet
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22This Is Attractive

Meet Sheyla Hershey.

She’s the Guiness Book of World Records holder for the world’s largest breast implants.

She’s currently a size FFF.

Here she is, walking to the office of Dr. Robert Rey (aka Dr. 90210), who she hopes will agree to increase them further.

This woman needs to see a shrink, not a plastic surgeon. And you’d think that, with all the money she’s spending on plastic surgery, she could throw down some cash for a dress that doesn’t look like it came from the sale rack at Forever 21.

This is just a stupid ratings ploy for Dr. Rey.

May 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm by Evil Beet
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