Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Maybe the Third Time’s the Charm for Lindsay in Rehab?

Lindsay Lohan at Cirque Lodge in Orem Utah

Well, she finally followed my advice and got the hell out of LA for rehab.

Lindsay Lohan is at the ultra-exclusive, ultra-secure, ultra-hardcore Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah. According to TMZ, Lindsay’s been cooperative from the start. She lives with two roommates, and spends time during the day doing dishes, cleaning toilets, attending meetings and getting no special treatment.

Also, Lindsay reportedly went to an intense, medical detox facility in L.A. for eight days immediately following her arrest. Then she went off to Cirque.

So who knows? Now that she’s had a legal drink, maybe she’s ready to get healthy.

Nicole’s Staying Clear of LA

Spotted: A pregnant Nicole Richie — wearing a loose black top — and baby daddy Joel Madden, at Trash & Vaudeville in NYC’s East Village.

See, people? When you actually want the paparazzi to leave you alone, it’s super easy. You just avoid the ten places in the whole world that they camp out. There are no paparazzi in the East Village. Props to Nicole for actually getting the hell out of LA to maintain some privacy during this time.

DUI In Training

Hayden Panettiere Leaving Les Deux


Um … Is Hayden Panettiere even old enough to drive?

I guess she is, but she’s not old enough to vote just yet (9 days and counting) and she is certainly not old enough to be at Les Deux. And yet, somehow, there she is, driving off in her car after a long, hard night of partying at the WeHo hotspot.

Is anyone else getting Lindsay Lohan flashbacks?

Baby Spice Has a Baby Boy

Emma Bunton, aka Baby Spice, Has Baby Boy Named Beau

Emma Bunton, aka Baby Spice, gave birth to a son, Beau, at London’s Portland Hospital on Friday. It’s the first child for Emma and boyfriend Jade Jones, and will probably be the last for awhile. In June, the story broke that the Spice Girls, who are prepping for a reunion tour, had been told by their manager: “Do not become pregnant – please!”

This isn’t the first Spice Baby. In fact, now all but one of the Spice Girls have Spice Babies. Victoria Beckham has three sons, Melanie Brown has two daughters, and Geri Halliwell has one daughter. Melanie Chisholm, or Sporty Spice, is the only one to abstain from motherhood thus far.