5I Call Bullshit

On the Britney-Spears-has-a-boyfriend-she-met-in-AA story that’s running around the Internet today. I mean, far be it from me to discredit the National Enquirer, but, okay, Britney has been to, what, two AA meetings that weren’t held at Promises? And it’s not like an AA meeting is a social hour — especially if you’re there with your rehab center. They’re going to keep a pretty close eye on where you are and with whom you’re talking. And then there’s all this shit about Britney calling and emailing him contantly. Again: being in rehab is not particularly conducive to this sort of behavior. I don’t know what The Enquirer thinks you do in rehab, but you don’t just hang out and gab on your cell phone whenever you feel like it, even if you’re Britney Spears. And especially not with some random boy you just met, because romantic relationships are not encouraged. I call bullshit, Enquirer.

March 14, 2007 at 9:00 am by Evil Beet

1Maddox Gets a Killer Mani

[via Celebitchy]

March 14, 2007 at 8:47 am by Evil Beet

0Don’t Tell Her Not to Sing

S-Jo is headed to Broadway!

This is good news for a myriad of reasons; not the least of which is the idea that I’ll know her specific location for hours at a time. You can’t imagine how helpful this is on the stalking front.

Even better the article states:

Screen beauty Scarlett Johansson is in the running to play Nellie Forbush in a sexy revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center.

You see that? Sexy revival! She’s bringing sexy back, the only downside being she’s clearly aligned too tightly with J-Tim’s worldviews on sexy. Plus the fact that she’s playing Ms. Forbush will keep us bloggers in jokes for weeks at a time.

I would like EvilT to take me to this. I will buy the popcorn.

March 14, 2007 at 7:27 am by Spiteful Lars

0Late-Night Links

Danny Glover turns the Lethal Weapon of his fist on the paparazzi. HA HA HA! I’m sorry, I tried forever to make a Mel Gibson-related joke here and came up empty. I’m going on two hours of sleep, people… [The Blemish]

How many Polish researchers does it take to determine that Naomi Campbell is, scientifically, physically perfect? I don’t know the answer, but I’m guessing they were all male. [Agent Bedhead]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s presence in Israel makes Judeo-Muslim conflict look like a pillow fight. [Ninja Dude]

Pam and Tommy will never be over. [Gabsmash]

Check out the trailer for Grindhouse. [popbytes]

Donald Trump gives the folks at The Insider the sound bite they’re paying him for. [POTP]

The British government continues to allow Kate Moss to raise a child. [Celebslam]

How Lindsay Lohan still has a drivers license is one of the great mysteries of our generation. [GTS]

Tori Spelling pops out Liam Aaron McDermott. [PopSugar]

Avril Lavigne spits on people all the time, guys. Why is it suddenly such a big deal? [Allie]

March 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm by Evil Beet

7AmIdol Recap: Top 12

It’s Top 12 time. NB: I decided to quit smoking yesterday, I’m going on two hours of sleep, and I just gagged my way through the first twenty-five minutes of MTV’s True Life: I’m a Genius in order to give my TiVo a head start, so this recap is going to be bitchy.

Before we begin, I’d like to note that somehow it is going to take two hours for twelve people to sing a Diana Ross song. It would probably take less time to teach Paula Abdul to play Diana Ross’s entire repertoire on the tuba. But alas.

Side note: Remember Brian Dunkleman? Yeah. Remember that comedian who shot himself in the face this week? Yeah. Strangely enough, not the same person.

Ryan is once again plowing new fashion ground, wearing a rusted silver (like Tin Man silver) collared shirt, a copper tie, and a grey vest and suit jacket. Honestly, the only word that comes to mind for this particular color palette is “discordant.” How is anyone supposed to sing on key with that ensemble so nearby? Why can’t he just dress normal? They’re also in a new theater, which has been designed specifically to look like the inside of a pinball machine. The producers kept calling the art director like, “No, no, not tacky enough yet.”

Lots more recap after the jump.

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March 13, 2007 at 9:41 pm by Evil Beet

6SNL Sometimes is Funny

I know that this video isn’t new to some of you…but for those that thought the “Dick in the Box” was the only funny thing on SNL in the past few months check out “The Dakota Fanning Show.” I love Amy Poehler, she really rocks my world almost as much as Tina Fey. A little industry secret from the T…they are doing a movie together very soon! Yea!!!!

Amy as Dakota Fanning and Drew Barrymore as Abigail Breslin is just too funny for words. It is rare when SNL makes me laugh out loud so if you haven’t checked this out please do. It is quite funny that while Dakota Fanning tries to push the limits of her acting chops Abigail has taken over as the sweet little girl people like to have appear on their red carpets in party dresses. Ah, youth fades honey, strike while the iron is hot.

It is totally safe for work and funny enough that you could foward this link to your friends and family…then they can find the boobs, va jay jay, and dirty posts from the Beeters on their own…

March 13, 2007 at 12:44 pm by EvilT