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Blake Lively Says Brad and Angelina Poop, Too

“It is a crazy and completely insane business. I’ll go to an event wearing some designer gown and tens of thousands of dollars in jewels that were lent to me for the night, and I’ll walk around and meet people who I always thought were such a big deal…Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops — as handsome as he may be–and so does Angelina Jolie. I’m still baffled by how odd this job is.”

Gossip Girl‘s Blake Lively, to CosmoGirl

I think Blake may be my new girl crush. As some of you have pointed out, Jaslene is really kind of disgustingly skinny lately, and while I applaud her humanitarian efforts, she’s kind of losing her sheen for me. Blake, on the other hand, is super adorable and healthy looking. Yeah. I definitely have a thing for her.

Sandra Oh is Legally Single

Sandra Oh Finalizes Divorce

Who knew she was ever married?

Apparently her divorce was finalized today. She married Sideways writer-director Alexander Payne in January 2003. The two split in 2005, but it took them two years to hammer out the post-marriage financial arrangements. Basically, Sandra was seeking spousal support, and Payne refused to pay it.

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Jesus Christ, Donald Trump’s granddaughter has a comb-over. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Check out my take on last night’s episode of Gossip Girl. [Film.com]

Uh, didn’t Lucy Lawless used to be hot? And not, you know, Paula Poundstone? [Agent Bedhead]

Hey, guess who looks good naked? Yup, Eva Mendes! [Flisted]

Did Jen Aniston finally lay into Brad? [popbytes]

Ben Affleck puts baseball before career. [Mollygood]

Eva Longoria’s repping Bebe Sport. Bebe is still around? [Gabby Babble]

Katie Holmes: Still not pregnant. Come on, folks. This girl’s never been pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

It’s funny when models fall on the runway. It’s even funnier when they fall through holes in the runway. [Celebslam]

I don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I sure do know what her underwear looks like now. [Drunken Stepfather]