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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s brief attempt at rekindling their romance in Cabo leaves her in tears. [The Bosh]

It’s officially 0001 in the Year of Our Lord and Savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. [Cele|bitchy]

Oh, and Gwen Stefani’s kid had a birthday, too. [GTS]

There are many reasons why Britney Spears should not be allowed to wear white, but perhaps the most important of them is that she always spills on herself. [Celebslam]

Anthony Kiedis knocked up his girlfriend. [Agent Bedhead]

Heather Locklear learns to surf in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Beyonce in a bikini (and no make-up … scary!). [Derek Hail]

Is Diana Ross’s son the latest on the long list of Kim Kardashian conquests? [Bossip]

The Jolie-Pitt clan feeds some whales. [Daily Stab]

Is Kathy Griffin taking over for Rosie O’Donnell on The View? That would almost entice me to watch regularly. Almost. [Holy Candy]

Kate Hudson has nice abs. [The Blemish]

Eve’s new video for “Tambourine.” [popbytes]

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

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She’s just so fucked up out of her head that she’s puking, only two days after her DUI. Addiction is a complicated disease, but spotting it is not, in Lindsay’s case. A normal person would be like, “Holy shit, I got a DUI. That is a really horrible thing. I could have seriously injured myself, my friends or someone else on the road. Man, drugs and alcohol are making a mess of my life. I’m going to walk away from them for awhile.”

NOT LINDSAY!

She and SamRo — who was basically the cause of her DUI — were out partying at Teddy’s late Sunday night. These pictures were taken at a gas station around 4 am Monday morning.

Lindsay. This sucks. I know. Get help, please. You don’t need 28 days at Wonderland or Promises or an outpatient program — you need to get your ass to a rehab in Arizona and stay there for a few months. There’s another way out of it, I promise. It doesn’t have to be like this, girlie.

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Hee hee hee … Perez vs. X17 Is Getting DIRTY

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From X17:

If you’re gonna steal pix, you’re gonna get burned! Mario Lavandeira decided to infringe one of our images, yet again — as he does usually at least a few times each week — but this time we caught him with a decoy …

X17 sent out this week-old pix of Lindsay Lohan to our UK clients and captioned them like this:
First pix of Lindsay Lohan since dramatic crash with her Mercedes SL 65 in Beverly Hills May 27, 2007 carrying medication May 27, 2007 X17online EXCLUSIVE

Mr. Hilton published the information from the caption and the caption’s a FAKE, JUST LIKE HIM! And though he always claims he doesn’t know the origins of the images he uses that are ours — you can see that our captions clearly state that the images are from X17. That’s what you get when you read Perez!

The real, exclusive Lindsay photos from early this morning are coming soon on X17!

In fact, every image of Lindsay that Perez has used so far, to illustrate the story of Lohan’s DUI, is an X17 image. See you in court, Mario!

Here’s the link to the story Perez ran, along with some screen captures for when he pulls it.

It’s funny that Perez seems to have something against X17 specifically. When Creative Age publications called him out on using one of their images for his logo, he removed the logo and changed his favicon. Now this may be, in part, because I think he’ll probably try to make a satire case for his use of X17′s images, and that shit probably won’t fly with his logo (not that it’s likely to fly for the rest of the pics, either). But he uses Buzz Foto’s images with their watermarks, and always credits them. Most of the rest of his pics come from WireImage. Every now and then he’ll steal from Splash or Flynet, but most of his stolen images are X17′s, and despite their lawsuit, he continues to do so. I think this shit is personal.

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Mischa Barton’s Shrooming Lands Her in the Hospital

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Oh, Memorial Day weekend. I have to be honest, kids, I caught about 30 seconds of local news tonight before The Simpsons, and they were interviewing people with family in Iraq at some event in downtown L.A., and I was like, “Oh, shit, that’s right! This is the holiday about war veterans!” I get it confused with Labor Day. (What’s that one about, anyway? Slaves?) And, admit it, for most of you, Memorial Day weekend is not about remembering our soldiers abroad or at home; it’s about getting so incredibly fucked up you can’t remember where you live, let alone the troops.*

Well, Mischa Barton was doing her part to support our shrooms at a house party on Sunday, where she was tripping so hard she thought she was dying. She made such a scene that an ambulance was called, and she was taken out of the party on a stretcher by paramedics. She was hospitalized immediately, and remains in the hospital tonight.

Her reps are trying to spin it like she had a few alcoholic beverages while she was on antibiotics, but seriously? What the fuck were the antibiotics? Shrooms? Because if mixing alcoholic beverages with antibiotics regularly landed people in the hospital, I’d be so fucking dead right now. It’s birth control you’re not supposed to mix with antibiotics, people (and birth control should, for the record, always be in the mix with alcohol, but I digress).

Mischa has a long and illustrious history with drugs, with many a photo of her smoking weed circulating the Internet. Remember this? Or this? Or when her kid sister checked into rehab in February? Yeah.

You know what’s sad? Part of me is feeling like she’s really responsible, since she didn’t drive. Sigh.






*For the record, here at The Evil Beet, we fully support our troops. Our administration is a different story.