Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggg!!!!

Meg Ryan at  IWMF Courage in Journalism Awards, Pictures, Photos We do not see enough of Meg Ryan. How adorable is she? I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT! I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he'd rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he's a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn't ...

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

jenna_jameson.jpg Taking random dudes' cocks all up in you? No big deal. Peeing with the commoners? For shame! Sure, she'll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won't use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson's boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss. Maybe her vagina's just s...

Some Evening Links

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab]

Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy]

Is JLo's record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed]

Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ]

Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight ... I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes]

More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship]

Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash]

Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it's almost that season already, isn't it? [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne's boobs + Naomi Campbell's face? [CityRag]

/>Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab] Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy] Is JLo's record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed] Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ] Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight ... I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes] More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship] Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash] Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it's almost ...

The Verdict’s In: Britney Does NOT Get Her Kids Back!!!!

Britney Spears Will Not Get Custody of Her Kids Back Some important notes from the legal filing: [The parenting coach] makes it clear that she feels [Britney] loves her children and the children are bonded to [Britney]. However ... [the coach] expressed concern that many of [Britney's] interactions with the children are not child-centered ... [and Britney] did not fully engage with the children when she interacted with them ... [the parenting coach says that] "It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given t...

Tony Romo: Cheating on Britney Already?

Tony Romo Spotted Cheating on Britney Spears? From a tipster: I was surprised today when Tony Romo was kissing a pretty brunette woman when he finished his press conference about his new 67 million dollar contract. People there said the same woman was at the game he played the Sunday before last, leaving in his SUV. After being linked very recently with Sophia Bush and then partying with Britney, I am wondering if this woman lives in a hole and doesn't hear what all he is up to or maybe she has 67 million reasons not to care. Romo --...