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11The July Vanity Fair Cover …

Will feature a preggers Angelina Jolie!

After the Miley Cyrus fiasco, it looks like they’re going with a tried-and-true, over-18 sex symbol.

Patrick Demarchelier took the photos, and there’s going to be a 12-page spread inside.

I wonder if she’ll show off her naked belly!

May 16, 2008 at 10:11 am by Evil Beet
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25Your Daily Lohan

Here’s LiLo leaving Yves St. Lauren in LA, wearing stupid Robin Hood boots that I hate to admit I kind of like.

I am, however, proud to declare that I hate her purse.

SamRo was nowhere to be found. Lindsay was shopping with a different blond female companion. At first I thought it was Kirsten Dunst, but then it totally wasn’t, so I didn’t include her pic here.

May 16, 2008 at 12:42 am by Evil Beet
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39Jesus Lord, What Happened to Nikki Cox’s Lips?

Nikki Cox went to the plastic surgeon and was like, “I’d like Restylane injections,” and the surgeon was like, “Okay, fine. How many vials would you like injected?” And Nikki was like, “Vials? Let’s talk gallons, baby.”

Seriously Nikki Cox’s doctor is borrowing oil barrels from the U.S. government to transport the Restylane for Nikki’s lips. That’s why it’s so damn expensive to fill up your car these days. Blame Nikki Cox.

She and Jay Mohr do look ridiculously happy, which is admittedly pretty awesome, but why would a woman with such a killer body and a beautiful face and an amazing husband feel the need to inject the goddamn Great Lakes into her lips? Look at Jay! The poor little guy can only make out with one of her lips at a time!

May 16, 2008 at 12:34 am by Evil Beet
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20Working Actress!

Holy shit!

It’s actually happening!

Here’s Audrina Patridge filming in Hawaii on the set of The Reef, which is the sequel to the Alba-starring Into the Blue. It’s Audrina’s first feature film.

Audrina Patridge is the poor man’s Jessica Alba!


[Image via Splash]

May 15, 2008 at 11:45 pm by Evil Beet
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18Happy 5th Birthday, Rowan! Have Some Raw Fish!

Brooke Shields’ little daughter Rowan turned five on Thursday.

And where did Brooke take the adorable red-head to celebrate?

Peter Piper Pizza?



No, no, no.

Rowan went to Katsuya.

Because the only thing a five-year-old likes better than smoked tuna carpaccio is salmon egg sashimi.

May 15, 2008 at 11:33 pm by Evil Beet
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16People Magazine Scores Exclusive Ashlee/Pete Wedding Pics

Word on the street is that People magazine is throwing down well over a MILLION bucks for the exclusive photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s shotgun wedding.

People refuses to confirm the rumors, but I can only imagine this deal also comes (secretly) with the rights to announce her pregnancy.

Oh, and when Pete comes out of the closet? They get that story, too.

If the rumors are correct, Ashlee and Pete will be getting hitched this weekend.

May 15, 2008 at 11:22 pm by Evil Beet
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