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25Angelina Confirms Twinsies!

Angie reportedly let the news slip during an interview with the Today Show in Cannes.

Actually, it seems Jack Black accidentally slipped it (?) and then Angelina confirmed it.

I’m looking for footage of the interview but can’t find it just yet.

Good God, woman. So many children!

But two new children means two new ridiculous baby names to gawk at! Hooray!

May 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm by Evil Beet
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27Jodie Foster is SINGLE!

Jodie Foster has reportedly broken up with her girlfriend of 14 years, Cydney Bernard.

The couple have two young children together.

Now, granted, the source on this is the National Inquirer, but still …

Sad!

I wonder what went wrong.

May 14, 2008 at 11:56 am by Evil Beet
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9Jessica and Tony: Splitsville?

Word on the street is that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson, saying that he spent the weekend partying with hot blondes in Chicago, and telling his friends he was single again.

Jessica’s rep is denying the rumors.

Whatever. I don’t really care about Jessica Simpson’s love life anymore.

May 14, 2008 at 9:46 am by Evil Beet
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12Diddy: Cheating on Ciroc?

You know, I’d hate to endorse anything as a celebrity. Because then, if you’re caught using anything even remotely resembling a competitor of that product, it ends up in Page Six.

SEAN Combs has been Ciroc vodka’s celebrity endorser since last year, but it’s not always his drink. During a party at club Home the other night, the hip-hop mogul had waitresses set up a bottle of the vodka at his table along with mixers. He even had a full glass of Ciroc sitting in front of him. “He sat there like he was drinking it, but had waitresses fetch him Malibu rum and pineapple cocktails all night instead,” our tipster claims. A rep for Combs said, “He loves the vodka and did not order anything else that night.”

You know, if I were his rep, I’d be all like, “Listen, assholes, it’s not like he was sitting there swigging Grey Goose all night. He wanted a goddamn rum and pineapple. Are you gonna freak out if he drinks a Budweiser, too? You know what? Come to think of it, he had a Sprite earlier. And, when he’s at the gym, sometimes he sets down the vodka for a minute and drinks water. Do we have all the skeletons out of the closet now, fucktards?”

Sheesh.

May 14, 2008 at 1:30 am by Evil Beet
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26Quotables

“I was a little surprised by her affair with the married man. Barbara is a pretty smart cookie, how did that happen? I didn’t think intelligent women did that.”

Christie Brinkley, to The Insider, regarding Barbara Walters’ admitted affair with married senator Edward Brooke.

Christie, you’ll recall, has been on the wrong side of marital infidelity in the recent past.

What do you guys think?

Does intelligence have anything to do with a woman’s willingness to sleep with a married man? Or to cheat in a committed relationship?

Additionally: Is Christie equating a lack of intelligence with low morals? Is she implying that this truism holds only for women?

Discuss.

May 14, 2008 at 1:21 am by Evil Beet
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37Um, I Just Found Some More Pictures of Greg Plitt I’d Like to Share

Coming up next week on Work Out … Greg hooks up with hooker Trainer Renessa, and also he may be an alcoholic!

Gasp!

Oh, please, please, please let him be an alcoholic!

Then I can get him wasted and make him marry me!

And by “marry” I of course mean “have sex with.”

Okay, sorry, I’ll get over this crush soon enough and write about things that other people care about, I promise. I’m just very “Crushville, Population: Me” right now.

I hope the show comes up with some reason to put him in a fireman outfit.

No, no, that would probably kill me, actually.

May 14, 2008 at 12:42 am by Evil Beet
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