23I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth

I love reality TV, really I do. I have issues, however, with “Celeb Reality” shows. I don’t know why I hate them so much but I do. I loved Tori’s first “unscripted” show, “So noTORIous,” partially because her mom, Candy, was played by Loni Anderson but this new venture makes me a little ill. It is cute how she is playing Suzie Housewife but do you really want to watch Tori Spelling sell all of her crap at a yard sale? Sadly, I feel as though America does and this show might do well. It is on the Oxygen network, however, which doesn’t bode well for the show. That seems to be where they throw the crappy reality tv shows that aren’t good enough for Vh1.

March 19, 2007 at 1:20 pm by EvilT

0Give Pax a Chance

We’re on day five of PaxWatch here on the Internets, and we’ve got yet another picture of little Paxy being held by his mom. The two are in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, where they will hopefully obtain Pax’s visa at the U.S. Embassy on Tuesday. Reports indicate that three-year-old Pax is having some trouble adjusting. He was not told that he was being adopted until the actual day that Angie and Madd came to get him — as Celebitchy points out, this is probably standard procedure at an orphanage, so that the kids don’t get their hopes up if the ‘rents flake last-minute — so he’s in an understandable state of shock right now, and doing an awful lot of crying.

Angelina has been very attentive to her new kiddo. According to the AP’s translation of a Vietnamese newspaper, Angie said that she “will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life,” and that “photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I’m very worried about that. I would like to say I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life.” When I first read that quote a couple days ago I didn’t run it, because it didn’t sound at all like something Angelina would say. But now I understand — Angie said it in English, the Vietnamese paper translated it into Vietnamese, and then the AP translated it back into English. She probably said something more along the lines of “I wish you assholes would stop scaring this poor innocent boy that I’m trying to bring into my family,” but, you know, nicer. It got trampled in the translation.

Once the visa process is completed, Angie, Madd and Pax will return to New Orleans to meet up with the rest of the Jolie-Pitt gang.

March 19, 2007 at 1:17 pm by Evil Beet

38Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Orange Like Me?

Spray tanning is never a good idea…neither is frosted lip gloss. I can’t belive hottie Josh Duhamel is hitting this, something is wrong in the world.

March 19, 2007 at 1:04 pm by EvilT

32Paris and a Penis…Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

Another picture of Paris and some guy’s penis. Shocking huh? Media Take Out has pics of Paris holding the alleged penis of Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. It is Paris for sure, the wonky eye gives her away, but I’m not 100% sure that it is really Cee Lo. I guess it is a big deal because this guy is married with kids but that has never stopped good ole Paris before.

This picture is evidently from a sex tape which features Paris and the “Crazy” singer. I love that slang for giving head is “giving brain.” Paris needs all the brain she can get. I’ve heard that Joss Stone bangs for tracks but I think Paris forgot that her singing career ended long ago.

For the impressive NSFW photo click here.

Thanks to Dlisted for the censored pic.

March 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm by EvilT

7Hilary Admits That “Baby Fat” Was Kind of a Lie

So obviously when Hilary Duff got really skinny she wasn’t just “losing her baby fat” as she kept repeating to the media. Hilary says she felt pressure to lose weight which makes sense since the second any woman in Hollywood strays from washboard abs blogs put them on “bump watch.”

“I did get skinny. I’ve felt that pressure like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says ‘Duff Puff – she must have gained 15 pounds’ or something like that, how would any normal person react? It’s so mean, but everyone keeps buying that stuff and talking about it, so it’s not going to go away.”

I’m happy to say Hilary does look more healthy these days. It is honestly sad that a lot of these young starlets compare themselves to fugs like Nicole Richie who just look ill rather than thin and fit. Hillary take a cue from ScoJo…work your womanly curves and let the cokeheads of Hollywood do their own thing.

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March 19, 2007 at 8:19 am by EvilT

11I’m Not Saying Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Do Cocaine

But this, folks — Perez and everyone else who’s running this story — is not cocaine. This is light reflecting off big-ass diamond earrings. Story after story lately implies that sobriety didn’t really take for Linds, at least not this time around, but, come on, that doesn’t necessarily mean that anything appearing white and powderish within a 20-mile vicinity of her person is always cocaine. Sometimes it’s heroin.

March 19, 2007 at 7:57 am by Evil Beet