Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Man, We Need to Talk About Jennifer Love Hewitt RIGHT NOW

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These photos practically made my eyes pop out, seriously. JLH is a woman that I’ve had to warm up to over the past few years, and doggone it, I think she’s gone and melted my cold, fractured heart.

GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING HOT. Like HOT HOT HOT. Hotter than I can even comprehend. I’m not going to sit here and compare pear-shaped bodies to asparagus-shaped bodies or whatever, nor am I going to say that shapely is better than rail-like or rail-like is better than shapely – but I AM going to say that THIS? As in the above photo and the ones down below? Is TOTALLY what I would consider to be the ideal, be-all, end-all of a woman’s figure. Girl has GOT IT and I am clearly enthusiastic about it.

That’s all I’ve got for a Friday, friends. JLH can take it over from here.

Here’s a Scene from the New Batman Movie!

OK, let’s be real here: am I the only one who thinks it’s kind of unnecessary to be making so many damned Batman movies with so many different batmen? In my eyes, no one’s ever gonna top Michael Keaton as the original Batman. And though the Dark Knight was frankly awesome, I see no point in George Clooney being Batman and Val Kilmer being Batman (poor choice if I ever saw one), and now a third Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer is the only, the original, THE Catwoman, and Halle Berry was just … pathetic. Anne Hathaway would be a redeeming factor to this movie, if only it hadn’t already been done so many times.

But for those of you who disagree, hey! Here’s a Batman clip for you! Enjoy!

Love It or Leave It: Olivia Wilde for The L.A. Times

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I think Olivia Wilde is off the charts hot. Like, I think there’s a solid chance that she’s the most gorgeous lady working in Hollywood today. That doesn’t mean I like anything at all about her, and it doesn’t mean I hate anything about her either, it just means that I like her face, and it means that I like it a lot.

All that being said, I think that the L.A. Times really did a big disservice to Olivia here. She’s undeniably attractive with the old glamour look here, but personally, I think she thrives on House, in Thirteen’s simple yet stylish clothes with her hair pulled back so you can see her flawless face. All the makeup and the big hair just distract from the perfection that she was born with, so even though I typically adore this style, I’m going to have to leave it here and go back to drooling over the fifth season of House. What about you?