Today's Evil Beet Gossip

SOBER!

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Ever careful not to be photographed with alcohol, B Spears hits up the Las Vegas opening of LAX. (The club, not the airport.)

Yeah, homegirl looks dry as a bone.

With Criss Angel in tow.

Nicky Hilton showed up, too.

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Kate Walsh and Giuliana DePandi Get Married

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No, not to each other.

Kate Walsh married that film exec at Fox who she got engaged to five minutes ago after the two dated for ten minutes. I give this marriage a few months. The two got hitched in Ojai, with Katherine Heigl, T.R. Knight, Chandra Wilson, James Pickens Jr., Justin Chambers and Shonda Rhimes in attendance. If you can believe it, Isaiah Washington missed the festivities.

Giuliana DePandi got hitched to Bill Rancic, the first winner of The Apprentice. The two got engaged late last year, much to my chagrin. The wedding took place on the Italian island of Capri, with about 200 friends and family present.

Heath Ledger’s a Free Man Again

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams Break Up

Proving yet again that a baby can’t save a marriage, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams “quietly and amicably split a few weeks ago.”

According to a source, “The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart … They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents.”

Their daughter, Mathilda, is 23 months old.

I’d Still Totally Have Sex with Adam Duritz

Counting Crows Lead Singer, Adam Duritz, Takes Off His Shirt

The perpetually dreadlocked Counting Crows frontman took his shirt off in dangerous proximity to a Splash News camera man.

I know, I know. He’s a little flabby. He’s a little pale. He’s getting really old. But I refuse to give up on my dream!

One day, I will have sex with Adam Duritz. And then we’ll get married and have lots of babies and he’ll write songs about me and it will be fabulous.

Counting Crows’ new album — the first once since 2002′s Hard Candy — will be released November 6 of this year. The album’s title is Saturday Nights, Sunday Mornings, and I for one am super excited.

Photo credit: Aaron St. Clair

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Britney’s New Album Has a Release Date

Britney Spears New Album Release Date is November 13, 2007

Looks like the big “comeback” album is dropping November 13, just a few days after the one-year anniversary of her filing for divorce from K-Fed.

That’s also the same day Celine Dion’s releasing her new album.

Somehow I don’t think either of them will be much competition for the other.

Not that I’ll be buying either. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be listening to Britney’s album. In my heart of hearts, I’ll always be rooting for Brit-Brit. But I’m sure the whole thing will leak online weeks before. Hell, we’ve already got two of the tracks.

If you haven’t heard them yet, you can listen to “Gimme More” here and “Cold as Fire” here.

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