Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lashley Watch: Still Going Strong

ashley_lance.jpg This is three nights in a row! Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted partying at NYC's The Box on Wednesday night, while "celebrity" chef Rocco DiSpirito couldn't get in for half an hour. "The doorman kept ignoring him and pretending he wasn't there. It was actually really sad. He kept watching celeb after celeb being walked in." Three nights in a row is a big deal among the Hollywood set, people! I guess Ashley is convenient for Lance. I mean, he can just hang a basket on h...

It’s Official: Dog’s Son Sold Him Out

Tucker Chapman Sold Tape of Dog on Racist Rant to National Enquirer Dog's lawyer today announced that, as we'd suspected, Dog's son sold the tape of his father going on a racist rant to the National Enquirer for "a lot of money." "I guess because of whatever level of anger he had of his father, he felt the need to express it in that manner," the lawyer said. Damn. Why would the lawyer make that statement? Is Dog trying to make his son look bad now?? That's sure how it seems!!! His son Tucker could not be reached for comment. ...

Britney’s Not a Very Good Investor

brit_cool_hat_yay.jpg If you can believe it, Britney Spears doesn't manager her money particularly well. I know, I know. I thought that was weird, too. I guess she's just too busy taking meetings with her lawyer and, you know, doing cocaine to spend any time with her money manager. Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears' custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn't save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income. Spears' monthly expens...

Fun with YouTube: Misery Business



















My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! /> My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! ...

Nick Cannon and Miss USA?? (No Not That Miss USA)

Nick Cannon Wants to Date Miss USA Rachel Smith Rumor has it that Nick Cannon -- who recently split from model Selita Ebanks -- has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith. "Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons," said a source. "When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her." The two haven't actually been on a date yet. This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist. ...