A few days ago, Victoria Beckham made the comment that she didn’t want to pull a Mariah and pose pregnant for a magazine, which is perfectly respectable. “Not like there’s anything wrong in that,” she said, “I’m so proud to be pregnant and I feel so blessed and so happy, I really do. But I’m just not that kind of person.” And that’s fair. I’m not even going to be snarky and suggest that maybe it’s just that she doesn’t want to be seen weighing over 100 pounds.
David Beckham, however, decided to push his wife’s wishes to the side and secretly snapped this picture of Victoria, then posted it on Facebook with this caption:
‘Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn’t looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born!’
David is right, their little baby girl is due any day now! Let’s go ahead and make some “welcome to the world” cards for little Santa Beckham so we can be ready when she gets here, ok?
It’s true, everyone looked absolutely gorgeous. Daniel Radcliffe just looks so adorable in his little suits, and I don’t care for Emma Watson‘s dress, and it’s clear that she had some trouble with it, but of course she was lovely. And I could go on and on about Alan Rickman and Tom Felton and Jason Isaacs and Domhnall Gleeson, the guy who plays Bill, but I won’t. I’ll just say that hot damn, there was a lot of magic going on at this event (GET IT?!?!?!).
Who’s your favorite?
I used the word “streetwalker” in the title, because can you imagine if I’d just called Rumer Willis a hooker right there in the headline?! So catty!
But for real, this is what Rumer wore to go shopping in, and it’s ridiculous. I mean, I’m sure it’s sweltering in California right now, but this isn’t “I’m not wearing a lot because it’s 100 degrees outside,” this is “I’m not wearing a lot because I want to get laid. By a stranger. Who will pay a fee.” And that’s a little different.
Then again, maybe this silly outfit is perfectly acceptable. Maybe those awful shoes are all the rage, and maybe it’s totally cool to wear shorts that, at certain angles, have just got to showcase your vagina. I don’t know, I don’t get out much.
So what will it be, friends? Are we loving or leaving Rumer today?