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PHOTOS: Selena Gomez takes “private pictures” while on vacation with Bieber. [The Superficial]

Has Jay-Z been cheating on Beyonce for the last ten years? [Bossip]

Who topped the Forbes’ Highest Paid list this year? [Starpulse]

Maria Shriver doesn’t want a talk show, probably wants … um, something else. [TMZ]

Now wait a damn second. Zac Efron is dating WHO? [Lainey Gossip]

Details: Adele‘s going to resume her tour. [Socialite Life]

Reese Witherspoon has a new tattoo … [Yeeeah]

Kim Kardashian bashes Casey Anthony lawyers … it’s too bad we all remember who her father is. [LA Times]

Johnny Depp is probably the richest actor in Hollywood. [Pajiba]

Did Justin Timberlake take Jessica Biel back? [Celebuzz]

Kimberly Stewart is HUGE. [Amy Grindhouse]

Is Twilight coming between Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth? [Cele|bitchy]

How Liv Tyler gets into character. [The Frisky]

We know who January Jones‘ baby daddy is. [The Frisky]

Rachel Weisz shows off her wedding ring. [Rumor Fix]

Oh No, Selena’s Partying Without Justin!!

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Guess you know what this means: Selena‘s sick and tired of crucifying herself over that whole “corrupting a minor” thing and now she’s headed to the big time in order to find a real man that won’t damage her self-esteem and public image. Nah, I’m just kidding. Her boyfriend is Justin Bieber. There’s, like, no topping that, you know? The only thing that’d be hotter? Is if she started dating one of those young little Sprouse boys. … Oh, wait.

Lindsay Lohan Does Italy’s Vanity Fair

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So apparently, the kind, kind folks over at Vanity Fair Italia took it upon themselves to bestow an opportunity for a cover and an interview with our girl Lindsay Lohan, and I have to tell you – the quotes are unbelievable. Seriously. Unbelievable in the “who the hell does she think she’s fooling” kind of way, but I suppose that’s one of the biggest pulls for Lindsay: she’s the only one who buys her own hype, so it’s almost part of her character. I mean, here. Here’s an example right here – the headline (in Italian, obvs) screams “Lindsay Lohan: What Harm Have I Done?” Alright? OK. Here’s more (mind the spotty Google translation, but bear in mind how amusing it’d be if Lindsay actually spoke in this broken dialect):

On protecting herself from intruders:

She pulls out a powder pink fur jacket and a gun: “I have a gun but it is empty, I keep it in case anyone tried to enter my house.”

And apparently children are her passion (?) these days:

“Finally I can leave home and begin immediately to pay the volunteer women’s community center which is located here in Los Angeles. It is a place where women can try to rebuild their lives. Too bad there are also children: I would like to work with them, they are my passion. “

On how the Gotti script was rewritten to accommodate her vast acting abilities:

“The script was rewritten to give more space to my character, Kim (the daughter of crime boss John) Barry Levinson is directing, is about to sign Al Pacino, John Travolta has already done it: he’ll be the star.”

Then there’s her biggest delusion of all – not “hurting” anyone but herself:

Jump in for the rest of the interview and exclusive photos.

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