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28Steven Tyler’s in Rehab

I guess it’s been a rough month for the Tyler clan.

After Liv announced earlier this month that she was splitting from her husband, her father, Steven, checked into a California rehab facility.

The Aerosmith frontman has checked into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic to get some rehabbin’ from Dr. Drew, I guess.

Get better, Steven!!!

May 21, 2008 at 1:07 pm by Evil Beet
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6Jessica Alba’s Wedding: Her “Traditional” Side Kicked In

It turns out we weren’t the only ones surprised by Jessica Alba’s wedding — even her close friends didn’t know she was going to tie the knot with Cash Warren.

“Jessica and Cash’s ceremony surprised even good friends,” says a source close to Jess. “She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in.”

I’m telling you guys, she was inspired by Ashlee’s shotgun wedding!!!

May 21, 2008 at 12:25 pm by Evil Beet
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24Ashlee & Pete: The Wedding Photos

People magazine has a first look. They reportedly paid around $1 mil for these photos.

That pic of Jess & Tony was probably taken three weeks ago.

May 21, 2008 at 9:48 am by Evil Beet
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8Quotables

“But I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’ve never hid it, but I’ve been sober the whole time I’ve been famous, so it wasn’t like I had to go to rehab publicly. I get sent Cosmos. I never drink them.”

Kristin Davis, on turning down many, many Cosmos during her SATC fame.

Way to go, Kristin!

It must be way freakin’ hard to stay sober while you’re that famous. Congrats on setting a fabulous example! Props to you, girlie!

May 21, 2008 at 8:45 am by Evil Beet

17Beyonce Is Totally Preggers

I hate to go all Gossip Girl on you, but B was spotted at Kanye West’s after-party drinking nothing alcoholic.

Can this possibly be the champagne-loving B we know and love?

Only if she’s preggers!

Why else would it have taken her so long to tie the knot with longtime love Jay-Z?

And seriously what the fuck is Dan doing with Vanessa? BULL SHIT. He belongs with Serena!

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

May 21, 2008 at 7:39 am by Evil Beet
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10Casting Call!

Hey, guess what’s never going to work in America?

HUMAN TETRIS!!

But they’re casting for it!

The TV phenomenon sweeping the world is making its way to America!! This project is the most downloaded Japanese game ever on the net. Now FremantleMedia (producers of American Idol, America’s Got Talent, and The Price Is Right) along with a major American television network are looking for trios (friends, co-workers, spouses, etc.) to take part in one of the most outrageous, funny, and challenging game shows ever seen on television.

$$$$$ 50,000 in Cash & Prizes $$$$

In order to apply you must assemble a team of 3 people. They can be anyone in your life (co-workers, friends, family, etc). We are looking for men and women 18 years old and up of all shapes and sizes. The more VISUALLY DIVERSE the better. All teams must be either ALL Female OR ALL Male!

To submit online please send 1 current photograph of you and your teammates, a brief explanation of how you all know each other, along with your contact information

Jesus Lord, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Americans are way too smart for this!

It’ll never work. (Please, America, don’t let this work. Prove me right here. I mean, I’m all about Tetris, but seriously … let it remain a video game. You want $50K? GO TO COLLEGE!)

And, in case anyone forgot how amazing the original Tetris was, here’s the theme song, played on soda bottles, because Americans can achieve anything they set their minds to.

May 21, 2008 at 1:26 am by Evil Beet
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