Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yup, Pam Anderson Got Married. In Denim.

Pamela Anderson Married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas

We’d been hearing that Pam Anderson planned to tie the knot with Paris Hilton paramour Rick Salomon on Saturday night, and it looks like she did, in fact, go through with it. Wearing denim. Nice.

A conventional marriage it wasn’t, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson’s two magic shows.

Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.

After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. “Hello, I just got married…I did,” Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. “I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office.”

As a sidenote, check out her thumb in this picture. It’s totally double jointed. I wonder what kind of fun she has with that on her own time.

The Next Generation

Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus at the Power of Youth Benefit in LA, Pictures, Photos

Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus mug for the cameras at the Power of Youth benefit in LA on Saturday.

Who else is super excited for when these girls start hitting the club scene? They are soooo ready to start causing trouble. And we are soooo ready for some new blood around here.

Thank you, Disney, for churning out generation after generation of tabloid fodder. I don’t know where we’d be without you.

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Pamela Anderson Probably Got Married Tonight

Pamela Anderson Married Rick Salomon in Las Vegas

We don’t have official confirmation, but casino reps at Planet Hollywood are saying that Pam Anderson planned to marry Rick “I Fucked Paris Hilton on Film” Salomon tonight. The couple applied for a marriage license a couple weeks ago.

Showcasing her traditional class, Anderson planned to squeeze the wedding in between the 7 pm and 10 pm shows of Hans Klok’s magic show, where she stars as a magician’s assistant.

Maybe she can magically make this marriage work.

Britney Spears Reunited with Her Mom

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THANK GOD.

Maybe someone can talk some sense into this girl now.

Sources say Lynne and Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn flew from Kentwood, La., to Los Angeles Friday evening. On arrival at LAX, the two were mobbed by photographers.

Jamie Lynn, wearing eyeglasses, kept her head low, later covered by the hood of her sweatshirt. Despite the attention, the women made a quiet exit from the terminal, declining to comment or to acknowledge the group.

Around 3 a.m., Lynne paid a visit to her daughter’s Beverly Hills home before driving the two of them to Spears’s new Malibu pad.

Momma Spears! We’re counting on you!!!