Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Reese and Jake: Broken Up Yet Again

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These two just love the drama.

“This is the harshest split they’ve had,” says a source. “Reese told Jake it’s best they don’t talk at all.”

But don’t expect it to be over forever.

“They’re a rocky couple,” says one insider. “It would not be a shock if they got back together.”

Stewart Townsend is Confused

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Regarding his girlfriend of seven years, Charlize Theron, Townsend said:

“I’m married. I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife. We didn’t have a ceremony. I don’t need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there’s no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.”

Does this make sense to anyone else?

Heath Ledger’s Moving On

Helena Christensen is Dating Heath Ledger

Just a couple weeks after he announced his split from Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger’s got a new lady: hottie model Helena Christensen.

According to Page Six:

Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya “making out throughout the dinner,” our spy said. Acting like a good boyfriend, Ledger even “held her bag for her as she did interviews.” The two then went to the after-party for the movie “Eastern Promises” at the Soho Grand, and ended up at the Spotted Pig.

He came with her to do interviews? Looks like someone’s not trying to keep this thing a secret…

Hayden Realizes She Isn’t Dating a Celebrity…Dumps Him

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Hayden Panettiere has finally dumped boyfriend Stephen Colletti hopefully after realizing that she is young, hot and famous and he was, well, popular in 2005.

When asked where Stephen was at the VMA’s where Stephen was Hayden replied “I don’t know. In California.” What she should have said was “Seriously, do you think I still would be dating him now that I am 18? hahahahaahahahaha.”

If you wondered what Stephen was doing these days, other than Hayden Panettiere, he actually has a bit of a career. Most recently he has done 7 episodes of “One Tree Hill” and hosted New Year’s 2007 for MTV. Not bad Stephen…at least you are working more than Kristin Cavallari her last project was “Spring Breakdown” which seems like it will never be released.

Hayden, on the flip side, is filming a TV show that is hugely popular and just filmed “Fireflies in the Garden” with Julia Roberts.

Who do you think Hayden will date next?

More Spears…

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So you didn’t think Britney’s meltdown would be blamed on Jessica Simpson did you?

Oh but it has my friends. It has. TMZ is reporting that Britney spent 10 grand to fly her people to Las Vegas to give her long dark brown locks but her people said no and instead insisted that she use those blond ratty hair extensions that evidently were from Jessica Simpson’s “Hair-Do” line.

Ok, so if somebody forced me to wear Jess’s extensions then I would be pissed and uninspired too.

So far, this is the best excuse I’ve heard.

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Kevin Federline: Now I’m an Actor!

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While his ex-wife was crashing at the VMAs — where they hand out awards for “quadruple threats” — K-Fed’s still trying to find an arena in which he can be a single threat. Well, I guess a double-threat, as he’s already mastered the art of sending threatening letters to Britney.

The rap thing didn’t work out so hot, so, in this interview with Extra, Kevin informs us that he’s “definitely more focused on the acting thing.”

He had no comment on Britney’s VMA appearance. He was in LA this weekend, celebrating the birthdays of Jayden James and Sean Preston. My God, in all the Britney Spears/VMA hype, we totally forgot these kids have birthdays this month! Frankly, Britney probably did, too!

At least they have their father.

Who ever thought we’d be saying that?