Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Kim Cattrall Is So Sad

A photo of Kim Cattrall

“I’ve always wanted to have children. That never happened. And I thought, ‘Well, I’ll do it next year. I’ll do it after this film. And then there was, ‘Oh I’m single’… there is a feeling you give up a lot on this job, but you have to get a lot back, too. Luckily I have great friends and I have found a tremendous amount of happiness in mentoring young actors. They’re like my kids. [The price I've paid as an actor] is that I’ve been very lonely a lot in my life. I’ve had two marriages and I loved both my husbands very much, but I didn’t see very much of them. The length of my work days is really hard on relationships. You never see anybody and that’s a very tough thing for a woman.”

- Kim Cattrall, lamenting her loneliness.

Ok, there’s no snark here, and no sarcasm. Really. I’m just sharing Kim’s quote here so we can all band together and hook her up with the people who give Angelina her children. The woman’s suffered through two Sex and the City movies, she deserves that much.  Let’s get Kim a baby and a break, Sandra Bullock style, what do you say?

Octomom Doesn’t Hate Her Babies After All!

A photo of Nadya Suleman

Remember last week when Nadya “Octomom” Suleman was going on about how her babies “disgust” her and her older children are “monsters” and she sits in the bathroom “for hours” to avoid them? Wasn’t that such a gross interview? Well, it’s all ok now, because according to Octomom, it’s all a lie! Huzzah!

From TMZ:

Quotes from Octomom flew all over the Internet this week — the most damaging being, “I hate babies, they disgust me” — the only problem is … Octomom says SHE NEVER GAVE THEM!!!

Nadya Suleman tells TMZ every single quote that was attributed to her from an interview with In Touch magazine is false … because she never even gave them an interview.

In another passage from the “interview,” Nadya supposedly said she thinks her older children are animals and that she often locks herself in the bathroom and cries.

To that she says, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

I just love happy endings, don’t you? And, after all, no one can be that bad a parent, right? On a totally related note, did you guys hear that story about the toddler who was left alone in an apartment on the tenth floor and fell out of the window, only to be caught by a lady passing by? Some people.