Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“We Write the Story-a, Eva Longoria”

strike.jpg Remember how I was complaining about how the WGA picketers weren't being particularly creative? Oh, I spoke too soon. The best and brightest of our creative minds came up with "We write the story-a, Eva Longoria" as a chant. Um, guys? Maybe just stick with "We're on strike." Because you're not exactly proving your worth with that other chant. Desperate Housewives is one of many shows that will suspend production as a result of this strike, which is expected to last for months. Oth...

Britney Has to Pay K-Fed’s Legal Bills

britney_bikini.jpg Legal stories are so boring. Basically, Britney has to pay for K-Fed's lawyers because the Gods have decided that her trashy ass is rich and his comparably less trashy ass can't get a job. The poor baby is only getting $35,000/month in spousal and child support from Brit. And who the fuck can live on that and pay legal bills? Soooo boring. I'd be dead asleep if I hadn't already had like 3 Red Bulls today. I have a problem with Red Bulls. ...

I Am a Huge Blogger Dork

So I'm off to Las Vegas tomorrow for the Blog World Expo -- the first blogging convention of its kind. Spare me the teasing -- you won't think up anything to say that my friends haven't already. They think this is just the funniest thing ever. But you know what? I am a blogger. I am a dork. And I am soooo excited!!! (Plus, the guy I'm going with promises me we can go to Spearmint Rhino, and I'm one of those weird chicks who loves strip clubs, so I'm psyched on that.) Yes, posting will continue as usual while I'm there. I'll just sit in the convention center and blog between sessions, like everyone else there. Because we're all huge dorks!!! I will be among my own kind at last. So the reason I'm posting this is because I want to know if any of you will be there! Drop me a line at evilbeet@gmail.com if you'll be there and you wanna meet up for a drink. I love making new friends!!! xoxo, Beet />So I'm off to Las Vegas tomorrow for the Blog World Expo -- the first blogging convention of its kind. Spare me the teasing -- you won't think up anything to say that my friends haven't already. They think this is just the funniest thing ever. But you know what? I am a blogger. I am a dork. And I am soooo excited!!! (Plus, the guy I'm going with promises me we can go to Spearmint Rhino, and I'm one of those weird chicks who loves strip clubs, so I'm psyched on that.) Yes, posting w...

Someone Named Rebecca DeMornay Got a DUI

Rebecca DeMornay, Halloween DUI, Pictures, Photos It happened the night before Halloween. Cops pulled her over on some traffic violation, smelled alcohol, tested her, and booked her. Her blood alcohol level was 0.09, which is just above California's legal limit of 0.08. So, like, that really sucks. I mean, it's one thing if you get pulled over with a 1.5 or something (I have a friend who got pulled over and blew a .33, which is, like, award-winning in my book), but to get a DUI for a 0.09 just sucks. Like, you didn't even get the full rush ...

Rihanna Loves Josh Hartnett (Or: The British Tabs Are Making Up Quotes Again)

josh_rih.jpg Hey, you guys, you know what's amazing? The Butterfinger pies they have at Burger King now. I'm not even getting paid to say this, I swear. They're just really, really freaking good. I find myself driving to Burger King, like, every day to get one. Like I went to get a spray tan today and ended up at Burger King instead. The car just goes there now. I tried one on a fluke, and it was the best decision I've ever made. It's like a little slice of heaven in a cardboard box. They're better than...

I Like Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend

Riley Giles Offers Dina Lohan Advice on His MySpace Blog On Monday, Riley Giles posted this on his MySpace blog: ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks! Oooh, ouch! Doesn't it sting when a 25-year-old snowboarder fresh out of rehab is offering you parenting advice, Dina? And he's right? Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch....