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Jesus Christ, Donald Trump’s granddaughter has a comb-over. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Check out my take on last night’s episode of Gossip Girl. [Film.com]

Uh, didn’t Lucy Lawless used to be hot? And not, you know, Paula Poundstone? [Agent Bedhead]

Hey, guess who looks good naked? Yup, Eva Mendes! [Flisted]

Did Jen Aniston finally lay into Brad? [popbytes]

Ben Affleck puts baseball before career. [Mollygood]

Eva Longoria’s repping Bebe Sport. Bebe is still around? [Gabby Babble]

Katie Holmes: Still not pregnant. Come on, folks. This girl’s never been pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

It’s funny when models fall on the runway. It’s even funnier when they fall through holes in the runway. [Celebslam]

I don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I sure do know what her underwear looks like now. [Drunken Stepfather]

Good Morning, Nicole

Nicole Richie at Sydney Airport, with Pillow Covering Baby Bump

Miss Richie and her pillow arrive at the airport in Sydney, Australia.

We know you’re pregnant now, Nicole. Remember? The whole thing with Diane Sawyer? Why cover the baby bump? Is someone still having weight issues?

Those are the weirdest sunglasses ever.

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I Guess John Goodman Was at Promises …

John Goodman was in Rehab at Promises, Checked Out

It’s alcoholism day, kids!!!

Oh, who am I kidding?

Every day is alcoholism day around here! If it weren’t for alcoholism and drug addiction, my ass would be out of a job. Thank you, alcoholism!!

Anyway, John Goodman managed to quietly slip in and out of Promises, and, for some reason, he issued a statement through his rep about it today.

“For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life,” he said.

Well, good for you, John!

The Lohan Curse Continues

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Well, I don’t know if it’s a “curse” so much as it’s “alcoholism,” but another member of the Lohan clan has been busted on DUI.

ANOTHER member of Lindsay Lohan’s family has been busted for DWI and drugs. Her uncle, Matthew Sullivan, was allegedly caught drunk and in possession of marijuana by Long Island cops. Sullivan, 46, of Merrick, was stopped by state troopers on Meadowbrook Parkway on Oct. 3 just before 11 p.m. Eric Phillips, a spokesman for Nassau DA Kathleen Rice, told The Post’s Kieran Crowley that Sullivan blew a .13 on the Breathalizer. The legal limit is .08.

I assume this is her maternal uncle, because of the last name. Poor Lindsay’s got this shit on both sides.