Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blind Item!

From Page Six:

WHICH actress’ weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? She only started shedding some of the weight when he forced her to terminate her pregnancy.

Out on the Town

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Britney Spears and what must be her newest assistant hit up Hollywood on Saturday night.

Doesn’t this girl have any friends?

It seems every time there’s another young woman in a shot, it turns out to be her assistant. When’s the last time you saw a picture of Britney out with friends? She doesn’t have any!

Congratulations to Sarah Thompson!

Sarah Thompson Marries Brad Kane, Wedding Photos Pictures

Sarah Thompson, who plays Rose on Seventh Heaven, was married this weekend in Santa Barbara to screenwriter Brad Kane (the People article doesn’t mention this, but he also did the singing voice of Aladdin in the animated film, which I think is about the coolest claim to fame anyone could ever have).

“It was breathtakingly beautiful,” she said. “It was amazing to be surrounded by the people you love the most.”

I have to admit that coming across this article on People.com was one of the strangest things that’s happened to me in my career as a gossip blogger. I’ve known Sarah since elementary school. The last time I talked to her she had just become engaged. I remember when we were kids she would write in my yearbooks that I’d see her on Broadway one day. Jesus, Sarah, I just saw your freaking wedding photo on People.com. Oh, the places we go!

Congratulations on everything, Sarah. You deserve it.

Britney’s “Sexy” Comeback

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Poor Britney Spears has really lost it and News of the World has the stills from the set of her new “comeback” music video to prove it.

Here are some highlights from Brit’s video shoot.

* She left TWICE for an hour long massage leaving the cast and crew waiting
* She had problems doing the sexy pole dance and left the set in tears
* At one point she clutched her new puppy and stared into space
* She wouldn’t eat or drink anything except Red Bull during the shoot and by the end had downed about 20 of the super caffinated drinks
* Essentially the shoot had to be shut down at midnight because she was a mess

Britney’s mom sis and brother are en route to Vegas to stage an intervention. Kevin is going to get those kids if somebody doesn’t rein in Brit Brit’s crazy soon.

Click here for the article and more crazy pics from Britney’s ill-fated video shoot.

Fashion Vicitm of the Week

Lizzie Grubman

Sorry for being a bit lax with my fashion victims…I have been traveling/moving/waiting for the Beet to join me in my New York adventures.

Seriously Lizzie Grubman why are you wearing an orange bodysuit under your dress.

Wait. Sweet Jesus that is that your skin???

Someone call the tan police.

That is just wrong.