Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Samantha Ronson Selling Out Lindsay Lohan?

Samanthan Ronson Selling Pictures of Lindsay Lohan

Probably.

While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she’s there to help her pal through thick and thin, she’s really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted. While an “out of it” Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy’s in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station.
A source tells Celebrity Babylon, “The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!”

If that wasn’t shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay’s car. “There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off.”

Ronson, who makes anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 a night deejaying at clubs and private parties, has accumulated a substantial side income taking her pal in front of paparazzi cameras for money.

Well the pics of Lindsay at the gas station came from X17, so I guess that’s who SamRo has the side deal with.

Celebs Come Out for the Crackberry

Eva Longoria BlackBerry Party

Everybody who’s anybody (and not yet in rehab or jail) came out for the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Bev Hills last night. It looks like they made everyone pose with a BlackBerry on the red carpet, which is so funny to me for some reason. Eva Longoria was there, and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Kevin Connolly showed up, which must have been a little awkward for Nicky. Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis. Kat McPhee. Rumer Willis. Karina Smirnoff was there with Mario Lopez. And Ian Ziering, who seems loathe to miss an opportunity to walk the carpet these days.

Eva Longoria Blackberry Party Katharine McPhee BlackBerry Nicky Hilton BlackBerry Ian Ziering BlackBerry Rumer Willis BlackBerry Paris and Nicky Hilton at BlackBerry Party Eva Longoria and Kevin Connolly at BlackBerry Party Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis BlackBerry Rumer Willis BlackBerry Kat McPhee BlackBerry

Who is Jennifer Aniston’s Mystery Man?

aniston.jpg

Jennifer Aniston, who recently signed on to be the new face of smartwater, has a new man to go along with her new career as a corporate shill. People magazine reports that Aniston’s been seen out and about with a handsome mystery man. According to the mag:

During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress’s undivided attention.

At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston’s man gently rubbing her back as they waited for a table.

For the next three hours the duo talked by candlelight over a bottle of San Pellegrino, leaning in close and, at one point, even holding hands across the table.

Aw! Hopefully this relationship will work out for Jen — she deserves a good man in her life.

Jail is Hot

Paris Hilton with Bible

Paris is going to make the most out of her jail stay. She already has pimped out her best friend and her dog and now is going to use prison as a way to get more famous. As much as I hate this girl…she is kind of a genius.

Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.

It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best.

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies,” an insider says.

“Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison.”

But the pal observes: “It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.”

Hilton is also said to have decided to write a prison diary during her 23-day sentence, for publication upon release.

Paris is the first celebutard to go to jail. Everyone now is going to want to go. Jail…so hot right now.

You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Gym

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab for Gym

Less than a week after checking into rehab and claiming that she was going to take it very seriously, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Promises in order to hit up a local gym. Evil T mentioned this earlier, but now we have pictures.

Really, Lindsay??? I mean, really?

There’s a fucking gym at Promises.

You know what I think? I think this girl cannot stand the thought of not being in the spotlight for thirty days. I think if there is anything she is more addicted to than alcohol and drugs, it’s fame. A couple days without a camera in her face and she’s in full-blown fame DTs. Honestly, Lindsay? Why on earth do you have to leave rehab to go to the gym?

This is ridiculous.

Thanks to Cele|bitchy and TMZ for the pics.

Lindsay Already Trippin Outside of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab at Promises in Malibu for a quick trip to the gym yesterday. I’m a bit confused since they made a big deal when she checked in that she would not be getting privilages to go into the outside world.

This place is really expensive…even my old apartment had a gym and I’m guessing it was not as posh as Promises. Maybe she really wanted to get some more water bottles so she could fill them up with vodka.

Once again…as the Evil Beet states quite often…California rehab is not the way to go. These girls should be shipped off to a place where they really are taking time away from their normal lives and get help.