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Britney Spears Drunk and Puking at Hotel Bar

Britney Spears Drunk and Puking

Yeah, you read that right. Not Lindsay this time. Britney Spears, who recently released a letter to fans stating she had “hit rock bottom,” apparently has a little farther to fall still. On Sunday night, Britney had to be carried out of The Mondrian’s hotel bar after she was discovered puking uncontrollably in the bathroom. She told the staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”

Says a source: “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it.”

Britney also had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up on her own.

Interestingly, Lindsay Lohan also spent Sunday night drunk and puking. Maybe it’s time for Britney’s second rehab go-round, too.

The Evil Beet Barbie Should Be Available Soon

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I guess Mattel is just hooking people up with their own Barbie doll left and right these days. This one is from a group called RBD, whom I’ve never even come close to hearing of, but evidently they’ve sold 12 million records in Brazil (where they speak Portuguese, thanks 6th grade International Relations class!). They were also on a show called Rebelde, which, loosely translated means “rebel” (there are also come connotations like “maker of soup”).

I also saw the group 3-6 Mafia has their own doll (I saw it on the hit MTV2 show The Real Adventures of HollyHood) so I guess I should be de-sensitized to this sort of thing but I remember the good old days where you had to look really blonde or be a ninja turtle to get your own doll.

Isabella Has a Growed Up Daughter?

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Did you know Isabella Rossellini has a fully grown daughter? I sure as hell didn’t. And it seems as though the daughter (Elettra) is sort of hot too.

Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday Isabella was on “the list” of Ross?

Admittedly, it’s been awhile since I’ve posted and I need to get back in the game but I was truly taken aback by this. If I add all these figures up, and carry the one… it means I’ve aged.

This will require some further research.

Lindsay Lohan at Promises: WE HAVE ART!

Lindsay Lohan Pictures at Promises Rehab

If one takes Splash News at their word that the girl in white is Lindsay and the structure in front of her is Promises Malibu, then here’s the first photographic proof that she’s actually there. Many more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in rehab to come, I’m sure.

We trust you, Splash News! And we know that you will return our love and commitment by not sending us a cease and desist on this pic. Isn’t that right, Chris?

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Eva Mendes has to get drunk to film her sex scenes. [Derek Hail]

Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz better not run into each other at the MTV Movie Awards or there’s going to be drama. My money is totally on Biel if this goes down. [Fatback & Collards]

Salma Hayek grew a third breast! Either that or she’s way pregnant. [Celebslam]

Ignoring your hospitalized mother is the new black. [A Socialite's Life]

The low-down on Rose McGowan’s plastic surgery. [CityRag]

Now that Richie Sambora and Denise Richards have all that homewrecking out of their systems, Richie wants to get back together with Heather Locklear. [Cele|bitchy]

Dominic Monaghan is a little bitter about being killed off on Lost, but he’s coping with it by deluding himself into thinking there’s a lucrative film career ahead. [Don't Judge Me]

Howard Stern is a card-carrying member of the I-Once-Tried-To-Kill-Myself celeb club, which, it’s becoming increasingly clear, overlaps with the population of SAG almost perfectly. [IBBB]

Who is Danielle Lloyd? Who cares! She’s in a bikini! [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

A full year of sobriety results in Danny Bonaduce’s decision to celebrate his divorce from his wife of 17 years with an Adam Carolla-hosted party in West Hollywood. Can you even imagine what a great husband he was while he was drinking? [Glitterati]