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11Mariah Carey: “Touch My Body” Full Video

Okay, I have to admit, when I saw the original clip released of this video, I was not impressed. But now that I’ve seen the whole thing, I actually kind of like it. It’s not, like, deep or anything, but, come on, this is Mariah Carey here. It’s fun and playful and cute, and I think I might sorta dig it.

February 27, 2008 at 12:07 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Mariah Carey

14In Case You Missed It

Check out Gary Coleman and his wife on The Today Show.

I like the part where all her friends were excited because she was dating “a superstar,” but she doesn’t know him that way, because she’s never seen Diff’rent Strokes, because she’s like 14 years old.

February 27, 2008 at 11:58 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Gary Coleman

5Gary Busey is a Child of God

Any celeb willing to call Paris Hilton a “pathological liar” during an interview deserves our love and admiration. Even if he is a nutjob.

February 27, 2008 at 10:12 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Gary Busey

47This Can’t End Well

Miley Cyrus and Mario Lopez, Pictures, Photos

Jailbait Miley Cyrus cuddles up to 34-year-old womanizer Mario Lopez at a taping of America’s Best Dance Crew on the Sony lot.

Run, Miley! Run as fast as your inappropriately dressed legs can take you!

February 27, 2008 at 2:22 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Mario Lopez, Miley Cyrus

16Nicole Kidman: Drinking Backstage at the Oscars?

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From the New York Post’s Cindy Adams:

Boozing backstage during the Oscarcast is a no-no. But if you’re pregnant Nicole Kidman it’s a yes-yes. She wanted white wine. She got it.

I have a really hard time believing this is true, especially since Nicole has wanted to get pregnant for so long, and hubby Keith Urban has struggled with alcoholism forever, but, man, it’d be pretty damn gutsy of the Post to print something like this if they weren’t sure. Normally you run info like that as an obvious blind item; you don’t flatly call out a Hollywood A-lister on something like this.

In fairness, Ms. Adams never actually says Nicole drank the wine. It’s possible she was just using her star wattage to do a favor for the props guys. At least, that’s what the Post is going to say when Nicole’s lawyers call …

February 26, 2008 at 11:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Nicole Kidman

26Who, Me? Oh, I Just Happened to Be in the Neighborhood, So I Thought I’d Have Lunch at the Ivy!

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Phoebe Price Ass Butt Pictures, Photos, No Underwear, Panties,

Who the fuck is Phoebe Price?

It is my whole fucking job to know who these people are, and I cannot for the life of me understand why people know or care about Phoebe Price. I’ve basically avoided writing about her in the past, but I think it’s time we got to the bottom of this. Who is she?

I’ve actually been at events with her. I’ve personally watched her whore it up on the red carpet and inside assorted parties, and I still have no idea who she is.

She’s not pretty.

She doesn’t have a famous family.

She doesn’t date a famous person.

She’s not on a TV show, nor has she ever had more than a minor role in a minor movie.

She’s never committed a serious crime or been involved in any scandal.

How did she become famous?

Anyway, here’s Phoebe, doing whatever it is she does on Robertson on Tuesday.

February 26, 2008 at 11:04 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Phoebe Price