Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Will Totally Pick Up Chelsy Davy’s Sloppy Seconds

Prince Harry and Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Break Up Congrats to 22-year-old Chelsy Davy, who officially dumped a Prince of England. Ah, to even have the opportunity ... Chelsy reportedly dumped Prince Harry -- who she'd been dating for three years -- because she was unhappy with his Playboy lifestyle, and his decision to attend the rugby world cup final in Paris in October instead of her birthday party. Harry, baby, call me. You've heard we American girls have loose morals. Let me prove it. ...

Fun with YouTube: Michael Jackson, “Dirty Diana”


















I don't even know why. Just because it's been in my head all night, and now it has to be in yours, too. People should really do obnoxious covers of this song more often. Has anyone on American Idol ever done it? God, that would be so great. I'd also like to see a country cover, please. /> I don't even know why. Just because it's been in my head all night, and now it has to be in yours, too. People should really do obnoxious covers of this song more often. Has anyone on American Idol ever done it? God, that would be so great. I'd also like to see a country cover, please. ...

Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Baby, Blah

hasselwhore.jpg That bitch on The View, baby boy, blah blah blah blah, born. Baby is healthy. Sadly, so is Elizabeth. She's fucking calling into the show on Monday to announce the baby's name. Seriously? The kid is less than a day old and you're already exploiting him? Elizabeth, when you die, I hope this kid sells fucking tickets for people to come and deface your corpse and sits nearby, watching, counting his money and whispering "So how does this make you feel, Mom?" And you know wha...

Everyone’s Striking!

Broadway Stagehands on Strike The Broadway stagehands went on strike on Saturday, shutting down more than two dozen plays and musicals. The stagehands and Broadway producers have been in negotiations for more than three months. Much of their disagreements involve work rules and staffing requirements, particularly rules governing the expensive process of loading in and setting up a show. The producers want more flexibility in hiring; the stagehands don't want to give up what they say are hard-won benefits without someth...