Another photo of Lady Gaga’s penis? [The Superficial]
What kind of a-hole burns hundred-dollar bills? Oh, this dude. [Bossip]
DMX caught with drugs in prison. [TMZ]
Mila Kunis: half-naked and talking about how big of a “Trekkie” she is. [Starpulse]
Is Renee Zellweger dating John Stamos?! [Lainey Gossip]
Jewel’s a mama. [LA Times]
Zooey Deschanel fires back at columnist who called her a “snobby cow.” [Socialite Life]
Joe Jonas was pelted with balls. [Yeeeah]
LISTEN HERE – Demi Lovato: “I cried my eyes out” recording new single. [Celebuzz]
Tons of Spike Lee movies on their way. [Pajiba]
Jessica Alba whines about her post-baby body. [Amy Grindhouse]
Megan Fox is pissed that Shia outed their sex sessions. [Cele|bitchy]
The gonorrhea superbug has arrived. And I don’t mean Paris Hilton’s spawn. [The Frisky]
Lady Gaga got egged. [Rumor Fix]
I think the last time I saw TAT, she was fourteen months pregnant and looking pretty uncomfortable with herself. Here, though, she’s photographed in New York City promoting the new season of her series, White Collar.
Me, I have just two questions: one, does anyone here watch that White Collar show – I’ve heard some pretty good things about it – and two, will I ever look at this woman and not automatically think “Kelly Kapowski“?
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tyra Banks photo: Tomatolove12
“John (thinking): PLEASE let her be wearing a flattering swimsuit this time.”
First runner-up: Sarah
“…and then Billy Bob walked up to Dwight Yoakam with that lawnmower blade, and….”
Second runner-up: Megan
“Oops! I dropped my burrito. Oh it’s in that guy’s pants. I’m just gonna bend down and grab this…”
Congrats to Tomatolove12! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!