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7Patrick Swayze Has Cancer


This is really, really sad.

Patrick Swayze was diagnosed a month ago with terminal pancreatic cancer, and the 55-year-old actor may only have weeks to live.

The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients living more than five years.

God bless, dude.

March 5, 2008 at 2:24 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Patrick Swayze

9Hi, I’m Ivanka Trump, And I’d Totally Golf If My Legs Weren’t So Long As to Make the Whole Endeavor Pretty Much Impossible

Ivanka Trump Hosts Callaway Golf Girls Club, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Ivanka Trump, hosting some sort of golf thing for women in NYC.

I love how, most of the time, she’s holding the golf club as though she might break into song and dance with it, like Gene Kelly with an umbrella. Oh, if only the skies could open up and rain golf balls on her head.

This girl doesn’t know a thing about golf. Looking great in heels, though? She’s got that part down.

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March 5, 2008 at 2:40 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ivanka Trump

17I Love Tallulah Belle Willis

Tallulah Belle Willis, Pictures, Photos

I’m so into this girl. There’s just something about her. She interesting and cool-looking and the camera loves her and she hates the camera and it’s all just so damn beautiful to watch. She’s everything that Rumer tries so hard to be — she just does it effortlessly. Oh, Tallulah, I can’t wait until you grow up and hit the party scene and there can be pictures of you every day and I can just wallow in your wonderfulness.

Here’s Tallulah with mom Demi Moore leaving a private party in Hollywood. She hid her face from the paps in every picture in this set except for this one, where she looks just thrilled to be photographed.

Sweet Tallulah, be mine forever!

Update: Yeah, this is Scout, not Tallulah. Never trust the paparazzi. What’s really sad, though, is that she’s still way more interesting on camera than Rumer, who seems to be the only one of the Willis-ettes who actually wants to be famous.

March 5, 2008 at 2:16 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tallulah Willis

12Um, Is Anyone Else Ridiculously Excited That They’re Remaking Escape to Witch Mountain?


This was, hands-down, my favorite movie as a child. I was obsessed with it. Do you guys know the movie I’m talking about? With the super-powered kids and the bad guys trying to exploit them? And they had a really cool ice cream parlor? And a puppet theater? Remember, guys???

The film — released originally in 1975 — is being remade by Disney and titled Race to Witch Mountain.

They’ve cast The Rock in the good guy role, and some Irish guy named Ciaran Hinds as the bad guy. As for Tia and Tony, they’re being played by AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig.

They better do this movie justice!

March 5, 2008 at 2:10 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

8Your Daily Britney


Brit-Brit went to Millenium Dance Studios again, accompanied by who I assume is her latest friend-for-hire, laughing her ass off at one of Britney’s trademark not-funny jokes. Britney was probably just like, “I farted, ya’ll,” and this girl’s all like “AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! You are a fountain of wit, Britney!” and then Britney was all like, “Wit and farts!” and then the girl just peed herself laughing so hard.

Also, if you look closely, you can see that there’s a girl in a white tank and jeans laying down in the back seat. What’s up with that, ya’ll? She’s probably hiding from Britney’s fart.

March 5, 2008 at 1:58 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

12Politics Are Happening, Ya’ll


Hillary Clinton won the all-important democratic primaries in Texas and Ohio on Tuesday.

And Mike Huckabee swept the Republican vote. Nah, I’m kidding, McCain won Texas and Huckabee’s ass finally dropped out.

It’s anyone’s game still, kids.

March 5, 2008 at 1:52 am by Evil Beet