Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Looks Like Sherri Shephard’s Joining The View

Who’s Sherri Shephard?

I have no fucking clue.

Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and I’m too damn lazy to try to find her on Google or IMDB because you know what? It’s been a shitty fucking day.

She’s black and she smiles real big, and that’s all I can tell you with the little tiny thumbnails I’m allowed to see.

So whatever. She’s the fifth host. Babs will announce it formally on Monday.

High School Musical Just Got Interesting

Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical Naked, Nude, Pussy, Tits, Vagina, EVERYTHING!

And it’s about fucking time!

Those movies are about the most saccharine, insipid, retarded things to hit television in recent years, and I have tried to care, I really have. I even watched the first half of the second one, just so I’d have some idea who the fuck these people are that everyone’s talking about. But it was so, so, so hard to care.

NOT ANYMORE!!!

Vanessa Hudgens, who plays Zac Efron’s love interest in the film, IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET.

Yay!!!!!

Apparently, these days, if you’re a brunette starlet named Vanessa, your bushy vag is destined for the web. Do girls named Vanessa not shave down there?

Her camp admits the photos are of her, stating “This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.” Now rumors have hit the web that Disney’s pulling her out of the next HSM, but I’ve heard they’ve been in a contract struggle for awhile, so one may have nothing to do with the other. I’ll def let you know when I know more.

For now, jump in to see the uncensored Vanessa.

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Jason Wahler Sticks Up for Lauren Conrad

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I hope Ryan Seacrest is on The Hills payroll. It’s, like, when most people in Hollywood want to issue a statement, they go to their publicist. When these kids want to get a message out, they go to KISS-FM.

“The whole thing that Heidi [Montag] and Spencer [Pratt] said about the tape thing, it’s just so annoying,” Jason told Ryan on Wednesday. “They just need to shut up … The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people. It’s just frustrating.”

WOO HOO! Well said, my man!

Rehab’s done Wahler good.

He’s making a guest appearance on the MTV show on Monday.

This Is Getting a Little Bit Ridiculous

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Eve and her SCRAM bracelet were at Tenjune’s first anniversary party in NYC last night.

She has been at four events with WireImage photographers in the past two days. I know it’s Fashion Week and all, but nobody else is showing up in this many photos. Homegirl is driven.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is Going to Be One Well-Educated Rich Kid

Maddox Jolie-Pitt to Attend Lycee Francais de New York

Little Maddox, 6, has begun school at the prestigious Lycee Francais de New York on NYC’s Upper East Side. The school costs $18,000 a year, and lessons are taught in French.

Angie and Brad showed up on Tuesday for their tot’s first day of school. “They were just like normal parents,” says a source.

Are the Jolie-Pitts going to settle down in NYC for now? That’s looking to be the case.

All About Eve

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I don’t know why I’m obsessing over this, and I’m sure you guys are getting a little annoyed with it, but all of a sudden Eve is everywhere. She is showing up at seriously every event at NYC Fashion Week, and she’s getting her ass in almost every picture. It’s phenomenal! Out of 25 pictures on WireImage from this event, Eve is in 24 of them.

She hit up the MAC lounge, where she was hosting an event with Gwen Stefani. She’d changed her clothing from earlier in the day, but the jewelry is the same. And she found jeans that cover her SCRAM bracelet! That’s a bummer — I get such a kick from seeing that thing in every picture.

I Just Love Cory Kennedy

Cory Kennedy, Heroin Addict, Backstage at Grey Ant Fashion Show in NYC

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There’s just something about a teenage heroin addict who’s famous essentially for being a teenage heroin addict that commands attention. Isn’t she just fun to look at?

Here she is backstage at the Grey Ant fashion show.

Also, I just checked her Wikipedia page to figure out exactly how old she is (she’s 17), and it begins with this line:

“Cory Kennedy seriously she’s like BLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!!!!”

I took a screen shot for when it gets changed.

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