Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Shocker: Britney Flunks a Drug Test

TMZ is reporting that one of Britney's drug tests came back positive, but that the "source" who reported this to them claims it was a false positive. Meanwhile, there's a video circulating of rehearsals for Britney's VMA performance, with a stand-in instead of Britney. This is supposed to be the super-amazing dance number they had planned before Britney fucked it all up. Frankly, this is pretty much the exact same number Brit performed. She landed all her moves. The difference here is the camera angles -- it actually looks better when you get more of the backup dancers and less of the "Britney." Video's below. />TMZ is reporting that one of Britney's drug tests came back positive, but that the "source" who reported this to them claims it was a false positive. Meanwhile, there's a video circulating of rehearsals for Britney's VMA performance, with a stand-in instead of Britney. This is supposed to be the super-amazing dance number they had planned before Britney fucked it all up. Frankly, this is pretty much the exact same number Brit performed. She landed all her moves. The difference here is the ...

I Will Totally Pick Up Chelsy Davy’s Sloppy Seconds

Prince Harry and Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Break Up Congrats to 22-year-old Chelsy Davy, who officially dumped a Prince of England. Ah, to even have the opportunity ... Chelsy reportedly dumped Prince Harry -- who she'd been dating for three years -- because she was unhappy with his Playboy lifestyle, and his decision to attend the rugby world cup final in Paris in October instead of her birthday party. Harry, baby, call me. You've heard we American girls have loose morals. Let me prove it. ...

Fun with YouTube: Michael Jackson, “Dirty Diana”


















I don't even know why. Just because it's been in my head all night, and now it has to be in yours, too. People should really do obnoxious covers of this song more often. Has anyone on American Idol ever done it? God, that would be so great. I'd also like to see a country cover, please. /> I don't even know why. Just because it's been in my head all night, and now it has to be in yours, too. People should really do obnoxious covers of this song more often. Has anyone on American Idol ever done it? God, that would be so great. I'd also like to see a country cover, please. ...