Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan Fires Her Momager

Lindsay Lohan Fires Mom as Manager

Word on the street is that Lindsay’s gotten rid of her #1 enabler: mom/manager Dina Lohan.

OK! magazine — which seems to have the monopoly on all things Lindsay these days — is reporting that the rehabbed starlet is cleaning up her life, starting close to home.

“Lindsay fired Dina as her manager,” an insider revealed. “She is livid about all this press her mom is doing on this NYC apartment that she’ll never even live in; Dina even gave Access Hollywood a tour of the apartment two nights ago … The two haven’t even spoken in weeks except to fight.”

As Lindsay struggled with addiction the past few years, her mom has always been on the front lines, denying that Lindsay has a problem. She’s also been rumored to have engaged in drug use with her daughter.

So who will represent Lindsay now?

Hopefully not her dad!

Nice Sunglasses, Madonna

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The material mom takes in Celia, an off-Broadway show, on Tuesday night in NYC.

What did Madge think of the show?

“It was okay,” she said. “Not quite pink enough. But thankfully, I come prepared for such a situation.”

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Yup, Kim Kardashian Actually Has a Television Series

Kim Kardashian at the Premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians

It’s called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and it premieres October 14 on E!

The series is, I suppose, about Kim and her less-attractive sisters. Yup, Kimmy totally swam on the right side of that gene pool.

The premiere party was held Tuesday night at the Pacific Design Center in LA.

Bruce Jenner was there, along with Kim’s BFF Brittny Gastineau, but Brody Jenner was conspicuously absent. In fact, it doesn’t look like he’s really a part of the show. Hmmm. I wonder why that is. I can’t believe a famewhore like Brody would voluntarily turn it down.

For the occasion, Kim decided to take a break from her typical hooker clothes. Instead, she dressed like a hooker … in the 1940s.

Thanks for keeping it fresh, Kimmy!

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Keifer Sutherland Will Serve Way Less Jail Time Than He Should For a FOURTH Goddamn DUI

Keifer Sutherland to Do Jail Time for Fourth DUI

Ugh.

The show’s star agreed to serve 30 days for driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit of .08 percent, as well as 18 days for violating his probation for a 2004 drunken driving case, according to court records.

The actor was not in the courtroom and his attorney, Blair Berk, entered the plea agreement. A second misdemeanor charge, driving under the influence, was dropped. The charges stemmed from a traffic stop in Los Angeles last month.

As part of the arrangement, Sutherland must also enroll in an 18-month alcohol-education class and attend weekly alcohol-therapy sessions for six months.

Seriously?

He’s doing like 45 days in jail for a fourth DUI?

While early releases have been granted to others, including celebrities, because of jail crowding and other concerns, Sutherland must serve all of his time, according to the plea agreement. The sheriff also was specifically ordered to not release Sutherland to electronic monitoring.

The 40-year-old actor will officially be sentenced Dec. 21, when he must begin serving the 18 days in the county jail. It also is the same day his show begins its winter production break.

Sutherland then will have until July 1, 2008, to serve the remaining 30 days in jail. He will be on probation for five years and faces fines and a driving suspension, according to court documents.

The actor’s plea arrangement ensures that production of “24″ will not be interrupted, Fox officials said in a statement.

“Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show because of his situation,” the statement said.

“He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so. From what occurred today, it is evident he is a man of his word,” it said.

Okay, it’s nice of him to not want the crew guys on 24 to lose their jobs, but what about the countless lives he puts at risk every time he drives drunk?

QUIT. DRINKING. KEIFER.