Okay, so I’ve watched a few episodes of this show, and it’s basically The O.C. if it happened on the Upper East Side. Like, almost verbatim.
But here’s what I don’t get:
Who is reading this girl’s blog?
And how has no one figured out who she is?
I mean, there’s a circle of like 100 people who give a shit about what’s happening in the lives of these high-school kids. It’s like if I had kept an “anonymous” blog about my high-school friends. Like 12 people would read it, and after about ten minutes they’d be like, “Oh, this is totally Evil Beet. She’s the only one who was at all four of those parties. Plus she’s the only one I know who still says ‘douchebag.’”
Anyway, for those of you who care — like my NYC roommies (SHOUT OUT, LADIES!!! I MISS YOU!!!) — it’s been picked up for a full season. Yay.
She’s late for rehearsals. She’s late for performances. She’s late for drug tests and visitations and court dates.
But Britney Spears’ latest album?
It’s going to be early.
Britney’s album — the aptly named Blackout – was originally supposed to be released on November 13. Her label has pushed the release date up to October 30, ostensibly because so much of it has leaked online already.
“Due to these numerous unauthorized online leaks, the label is doing everything possible to prevent and avoid any further illegal distribution of songs including moving up the release date of the album to Oct. 30,” a rep for Jive Records says in a statement.
Jive doesn’t want Britney to go head-to-head with Celine Dion, who’s releasing her highly anticipated new album (which probably doesn’t suck) on November 13.
The Olsen twins … and Amy Winehouse?
Listen, people. If you live in London, stock up on cocaine. Demand is about to exceed supply.
Amy Winehouse showed up to support the Olsen twins as they launched their ultra-pricey new fashion line, The Row, in London.
The Backstreet Boys — minus Kevin Richardson — promote their upcoming album in Berlin.
How big of a flop do you guys think it’s gonna be????
Bobby Brown was hospitalized for a mild heart attack. I hear crack will do that. [Bossip]
Is Pam Anderson pregnant? [Celebslam]
Charlize Theron does cowgirl chic. [popbytes]
ScarJo does the cover of Elle. [Derek Hail]
Holly Madison is now Playboy’s junior photo editor. See? It always helps to be sleeping with your boss. [Ninja Dude]
Katherine Heigl attends her sister’s wedding. [Holy Candy]
How do you feel about I Love New York 2? [Pajiba]
What Owen Wilson really needs right now is the good luck Jennifer Aniston brings to everything she touches. [Cele|bitchy]
The two split a year ago (wow, has it really been that long??), and today sources are reporting that their divorce is official.
RIP, Reese & Ryan!!!!
If you two crazy kids couldn’t make it, NO ONE can!!