Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear

greasy_bear.jpg Brandon Davis is so gross. EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair. When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice." Ew....

AP Pulls Paris Hilton and the Elephants Story!

paris_nyc.jpg Hooray!!! Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I'd stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up?? The AP has pulled it!!! The quote is not real. God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You're such a riot. DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!! (Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Ca...

How Cute! Taylor Momsen Went to the Homecoming Dance!

Taylor Momsen Went to Homecoming Dance Talk about not letting the fame go to your head. 14-year-old Taylor Momsen, who stars as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, recently attended her high school's homecoming dance, even though she is not currently attending classes there. She wore a black lace tunic ("way too short for a dress," says a witness) and spent most of the night "huddled" with a gaggle of friends. Tragically, the writer's strike has shut down production on Gossip Girl, so it's a good thing Momsen's not being a snotty brat to these kid...