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Kendall and Kylie Jenner at Viewing Party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kendall and Kylie Jenner at Viewing Party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian’s little sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, at the viewing party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Los Angeles on Sunday night.

How cute are these girls?

And how cute is it going to be when they hit the club scene and start sucking on carrots?

Perhaps on film?

My job will never get dull.

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Drew Carey Engaged!

Drew Carey and Kate Walsh at Godzilla Premiere

No, that’s not a picture of his fiancee — “recent culinary school graduate” Nicole Jaracz (I guess if you’re gonna marry Drew Carey you gotta know how to cook) — but it is a photo of Drew and none other than Kate Walsh! These photos are from 1998, when she accompanied him to the premiere of Godzilla. Craziness, right?

I couldn’t find a pic of Nicole, but Drew proposed October 9. This will be the first marriage for both.

Things are going just splendidly for Drew and Kate these days! Drew has a new fiancee, and a starring gig on The Price is Right, and Kate has a new husband and a starring gig on her very own prime-time show.

Maybe I should dye my hair red …

Kate Walsh and Drew Carey at Godzilla Premiere in 1998 Kate Walsh with Drew Carey at Godzilla premiere in 1998, Pictures, Photos

How Gorgeous is Ali Larter?

Ali Larter at Elle’s Women in Hollywood Event in Los Angeles, Pictures, Photos

She showed up to Elle’s Women in Hollywood event looking nothing short of stunning.

I love love looooove that dress. If anyone just randomly wants to get me a present, find out who did her dress and buy it for me. It stands out in a crowd without being obnoxious.

She just looks so perfect here.

I love it!

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Congrats to Ivana Trump!

Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi Formally Announce Their Engagement, Pictures, Photos

We’ve known forever that the original Mrs. Trump was going to get engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Rossano Rubicondi, but the two formally announced it on Monday night.

See, this is the way to live. I want the freaking AP photo service to be there when I announce my engagement. Because then I will know I am important.

Her kids, Donald Jr. and Ivanka, were there to celebrate with her. No sign of The Donald.

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Happy Birthday, Ashanti!

Ashanti Birthday Party in Atlanta, Pictures, Photos

The singer turned 27 on October 13, and celebrated in Atlanta with pals Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.

Wow, 27 whole years without a DUI, a crotch shot or a SCRAM bracelet. And somewhere in all that legal, respectable activity, she managed to win a Grammy and be the first female to have three singles in the Billboard Hot 100 in the same week.

Tragically, this means the only time we write about her is on her birthday.

Oh well. Still better than jail. Or is it?

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