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22There’s That Baby Bump!

Nicole Kidman gives us a glimpse of the goods as she shows up to the CMAs in Vegas with hubby Keith Urban.

You know, I just don’t find either of them all that attractive. Sorry, but I don’t.

May 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm by Evil Beet
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19Angelina Jolie Drug Video: WAY Better Than I’d Expected!

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So I was totally not excited about the rumored video of Angelina Jolie hanging out in some sort of a drug den because I was like “So what … she’s totally admitted she’s done drugs, no biggie.” What I was not prepared for was nearly eight minutes of a totally loaded Angelina muttering on and on about such wide-ranging topics as her interest in S&M, how she accidentally killed her pets, and how she wants to bring shiny new costumes to poor kids. It’s a must-see!

The tape, interestingly enough, doesn’t actually show Angie doing drugs, although the woman sitting next to her is smoking heroin and it’s clear Angelina is high. But this is SO MUCH BETTER than just a boring tape of her smoking some dope.

The footage is from 1999, when Angelina was 23.

May 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm by Evil Beet
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3Indy Premiere!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull had its Cannes premiere on Sunday, and tons of Hollywood royalty showed up for the event, in addition to some Bollywood royalty. Yup, that’s right, Aishwarya “Most Beautiful Woman in the World” Rai was on-hand for the festivities. She really doesn’t look that stellar here, IMHO. And I know Selma Hayek just had a kid and all, but that’s still no excuse for that dress.

The film’s reviews have been lukewarm at best so far, which I guess isn’t really a huge surprise.

May 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm by Evil Beet
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7Photo Goldmine: Eating PLUS Nipple!

Two of the things we love best in candid photographs — celebrities eating and celebrities’ nipples — are combined in this glorious series of Whitney Port accidentally showing off a little boobage while stuffing her face.

It doesn’t get any better than this, kids. I mean, unless she’d been picking her nose at the same time or something. But, realistically, this is about as good as it gets.

Collect them all!

May 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm by Evil Beet
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118BREAKING: John Mayer Has a Huge Penis

Oh, I love stories like this.

The NY Daily News has a bit about how Jennifer Aniston’s friends think it’s way out of character how hard she’s falling for John.

But there’s an explanation!

He has a huge cock!

“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy.

The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.

“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.

The moral of the story: Women are totally willing to put up with a cheating womanizer, as long as he’s packing where it counts.


May 18, 2008 at 11:05 am by Evil Beet
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“She’s using my book. I mean, the thing looks so worn it’s like she’s been reading it on the toilet. It’s pathetic. Where’s her originality? Does she have no shame?”

Janice Dickinson
, on photos of Tyra Banks holding Janice’s autobiography.

Janice is in talks to launch a chat show of her own, and claims she’ll have Tyra on to “confront” her about the pics.

Oh, Janice.

You’re such a bitch.

Doesn’t it ever get tiresome?

May 18, 2008 at 2:04 am by Evil Beet
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