It’s also a promise I’m totally able to make good on, since it’s the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that’s even what it is. It’s getting late – and by “late,” I mean “almost eight o’clock” and I. need. bed. I’ve been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I’m about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning that you JUST have to share. Like Neville Longbottom talking about “brewskies” and singing Miley Cyrus songs. That’s something I can really get into at 2 AM when I’m feeling keyed up and sleepless, so thanks Harry Potter friends, for helping a sister out.
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So this was a photo that Selena Gomez recently put up on her Twitter. Cute, isn’t it? Little Justin Bieber-loving boobs hanging out and all. Totally appropriate for eighteen years old, right? I mean, it’s not as if she’s Miley-effing-Cyrus and needs to front like she’s all that innocent anymore. Not that, you know, Miley ever was any good at that or anything. But hey. Got to give the girl some credit. She’s Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, and that’s a hard, hard shadow to try and eclipse.
Do what you gotta do, girl!
Are you guys excited about this new Batman movie? I know I’ve joked about there being so damned many Batmen and all of the movies being remakes of remakes of remakes, but in all honesty, I think they’ve gotten the Batman remake recipe down pat this time. While I’m not a huge fan of Christian Bale, and I still well up whenever I see Heath Ledger‘s portrayal of the Joker, I’m totally on board with this movie. I think it’s going to be pretty good.
But I am questioning the official poster: what’s it supposed to be? I mean, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that it’s a photo of skyscrapers, but what’s going on with them? Are we looking at this shot aerially? If we are, it looks like Batman’s going to be fighting some kind of epic flood from the sewers; Gotham appears to be filling up with water. If we’re looking at it, oh, I don’t know, from another angle, it looks like the buildings are crumbling from the top down. It’s like one of those damned Magic Eye posters that were all sorts of popular back in the later part of last decade.
And if you’re wondering, YES, it took me a few minutes to see the image of a bat between all of those buildings. I never said I was TERRIBLY perceptive, you know.