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42Wanna Play Some Sex and the City Trivia???

The inimitable Marta over at RealNetworks put together this fantastic Sex and the City trivia quiz.

Okay, okay, I helped a little. And by “helped” I mean I sat in her office playing with Leo while she did all the work, and I was totally blown away by all her SatC knowledge. She’s a Sex and the City genius!!!! These are tough questions. I’m interested to see how you all do.

Click here to play!

May 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm by Evil Beet
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10Lindsay Lohan’s Big 22nd B-Day Bash is Canceled

Ah, this makes me feel much better that the guy never wrote me back about Evil Beet’s official sponsorship of Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party. Because, like, I would have been happy to cash out my retirement savings for a shot at this.

Lindsay Lohan’s big 22nd birthday party has been canceled.

Sources say that Linds was pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her. They were also having trouble attracting “corporate brands.”


Evil Beet is an LLC!!!!! We would have done it!!!!!!

Lindsay’s management team missed out on a huge opportunity. I was going to throw her the bestest birthday party ever! I was gonna rent out a Peter Piper Pizza and get balloons and hats and cocaine and everything!

May 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm by Evil Beet
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15Don’t Worry, Kids, Clay Aiken Didn’t Have Sex with a Woman

There’s a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

I can’t emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down.

Clay’s baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s alleged “best friend.”

Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable.

May 29, 2008 at 1:56 pm by Evil Beet
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15Fun with YouTube: Julianne Hough, “That Song in My Head”

Julianne’s PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it’s a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It’s so catchy and fun.

This album recently hit #1 on the country charts.

I’ve called it before and I’m calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge.

Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please?

May 29, 2008 at 9:29 am by Evil Beet
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16Mischa Barton Can’t Get Her Shit Together

Everyone’s a damn alcoholic today. Mischa “DUI” Barton can’t seem to show up for any of the promotional events for her new film, You and I, which premiered at Cannes. She lives in France now, and she still didn’t make it to any of the promotions. She’s supposed to be doing interviews in London right now, but she’s totally MIA.

Says the film’s director: “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews, she’s pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is.”

Oh, Mischa. No one’s going to cast you in anything ever again, dear.

May 29, 2008 at 8:40 am by Evil Beet
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11No Cheeseburgers Here!

David Hasselhoff poses with his daughter, Hayley, at the premiere of You Don’t Mess with the Zohan in Hollywood.

Every ounce of me wants to make a bitchy comment here, but it’s actually really nice that they’ve been able to maintain a relationship throughout everything.

May 29, 2008 at 8:39 am by Evil Beet
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