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Remember this little ditty? Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?". Am I the only one who gets like this? But, anyway, I've had this song playing most of the night, and it seems to be cheering me up a little for reasons that are unclear. So I'm sharing it. Enjoy! />Remember this little ditty? Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?". Am I the only one who gets like this? But, anyway, ...

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New John Mayer video. [POTP]

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/>Brooke Burke in Ralph magazine. [Derek Hail] Details magazine thinks Kevin Federline is influential. [Ninja Dude] Did Miss Puerto Rico invent that whole pepper spray scandal? [Holy Candy] What the fuck is this chick wearing? It definitely does not make me hungry. [Bossip] I love a chick with a shotgun. [popbytes] New John Mayer video. [POTP] Some Paris Hilton ass. [SOW] Did Brendan Fraser get hair implants? And more importantly, who is Brendan Fraser? [The Blemish] Angela...