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Spice Girls Urged Not to Reproduce

Spice Girls Reunion Told Not to Get Pregnant

Finally! Someone said it to their faces!

With a reunion imminent (and seemingly inevitable), the Spice Girls’ manager, Simon Fuller (yes, the guy who produces American Idol), has laid down a list of rules for the girls. The Sun got their hands on it. Among the list of do’s and don’ts: “Do not become pregnant – please!

Seriously! Five of you is enough. The remainder of the rules are vaguely reminiscent of a “Class Rules” poster my third grade teacher tacked to the wall, with violations resulting in one’s absence from recess.

Do not get into spats between yourselves over plans and decisions – is it worth it?

Respect each other’s personal lives and commitments.

Respect each other’s views.

Do not talk about money that you will potentially earn from the reunion.

Talk about memories of the Spice Girls with affection and pride.

Raise any queries with Nicki (Chapman) and myself at the scheduled meeting.

Do not confirm or deny any rumours until everything is in place.

Do not worry about schedules and time — this will all be arranged with everyone in mind.

So basically, like, you’re all in your 30s now. If you could not spoil a multi-million-dollar deal by squabbling like pre-teens, that would be awesome, mmkay?

Holy Shit It’s that Lesbian Chick from America’s Next Top Model!

Kim Stolz Lesbian Girl ANTM America’s Next Top Model

Remember this girl? Kim Stolz is her name. She made out with that Sara chick in the limo? And she was such a bitch to my adorable Lisa D’Amato. Oh, Kim, how fun of you to resurface!

Kim showed up at the Sundance Channel’s launch party for “Live from Abbey Road.” She’s not actually in the program, and she’s not actually, you know, famous, so I have no idea what she’s doing there or how she got an invite. But you gotta give the girl props for trying. She’s in good company, as Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Ben Harper and Aaron Eckhart also showed up.

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Lame and Lamer

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Brandon Davis and Scott Storch in the same photo.

Too much for me to handle. These trashy wanna be’s are in Miami. I guess Miami is where you go when clubs in LA stop letting you in. Really this picture made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

I guess they have stuff to talk about. Like how they both tried to bone Lindsay Lohan and how she turned them both down. Brandon because he was too greasy and Scott because even though he bought her a bunch of ice he still strikes you as that dorky kid from Freshman year with ill fitting pants and a rolley backpack.

Can You Spot the Baby in Christina Aguilera’s Tummy?

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures

Page Six assures you that it’s in there.

RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

These pictures were taken today/yesterday/Wednesday/whenever June 20 was in Tokyo on her “Back to Basics” Tour. She’s definitely gained a few pounds over the past few months, but are they baby pounds? Is Christina Aguilera pregnant?

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Lindsay Lohan Would Prefer Not to Share Her Released-From-Captivity Week with Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Will Stay in Rehab Longer Than a Month

At least I figure that’s the explanation for these rumors that Lindsay will be staying in rehab longer than originally planned. No one knows exactly when Paris will be released from the slammer, but it will probably be sometime early next week, and LiLo was supposed to leave Promises at the end of this week. But apparently she’s changed her plans.

“She is staying in Promises for longer than a month,” says a source close to Lindsay. “We don’t know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around.”

Now, the humanitarian buried deep within my cold, evil heart wants to believe that this is true — that it has occurred to Lindsay that perhaps 28 days in rehab is not nearly long enough to untangle 20 years of fuck-upedness, and that experience would suggest that catapulting her back into the real world after such a short time period will inevitably result in her inability to stay sober, and that she really, truly wants to put her life in order this time around.

But, you know, my experience suggests otherwise.

I’ve gotta admit, though, with Paris in jail and Lindsay in rehab and Britney friendly with her family again, it’s been a really, really slow news week. Traffic’s been lagging. And, try as she might, Tara Reid just can’t hold down Camp Trainwreck by herself these days. This rehabilitation bullshit is costing me money, people. It’s not that I don’t want you to get sober, Lindsay, it’s just that I’d prefer it if you were sober while leaving Hyde in some manner of LA-tastic outfit with a D-list British model and calling Paris Hilton a cunt to X17. Is that really so unfair of me?

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Everyone’s saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I don’t think that’s likely, seeing as how she’s suddenly 48 years old. [Celebslam]

Shar Jackson’s all like, “Look, I know you people don’t think very highly of me, but I didn’t go back to the dude who dumped me for Britney Spears and get pregnant with another one of his kids. I may have agreed to do Moesha, but, in general, I have standards.” [Cele|bitchy]

Hilary Duff sports the fishnets for CosmoGirl. [Ninja Dude]

Cameron Diaz is still damn pretty. [The Blemish]

Now that The Sopranos is over, I guess we have to start caring about those Gotti kids again. [Celebrity Smack]

I never watched X Files. I never cared about David Duchovny. But I remember he was on a talk show once, and the host asked him how his wife felt about the fact that some chick had written a song called “David Duchovny, Why Won’t You Love Me?” and he was all like, “Well, I wrote my own song. It’s called ‘Tea Leoni, Why Won’t You Blow Me,’ so we’re okay now.” And I love him for that. Anyway, he’s got a new series coming out. [popbytes]

Did Beyonce get liposuction? [Cityrag]

Joss Stone thinks she might have to turn lesbian. Amen, sister. [Fatback & Collards]

Jessica Simpson hits the gym. [Drunken Stepfather]

Matt Dillon has really bad B.O. [SOW]

Jessica Alba’s all like, “Thank God I don’t have to feel connected to my Mexican heritage, because those people are trashy.” This from the girl who admits she prefers to sleep around. [Gabby]

Tuesday Night Music

Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on celebs rather than any heavy computing.

So to bring back my love of girlie folk music here is a song by the lovely and super talented Leigh Nash. Leigh Nash was the former lead singer of the band Sixpence None the Richer.
They were the band that gave Rachel Leigh Cook a song to walk down stairs to in “She’s All That.”

Her new music is lovely and was featured in a recent episode of “Army Wives.” Her new album Blue on Blue is quite lovely from the first to the last track and really is a great addition to your iPod for any summer travels.

Here are two of my favorites from Blue on Blue “My Idea of Heaven” (which has an adorable music video) and “Ocean Sized Love” (no video yet, just this weird fantasy thing…but you can hear this beautiful track)