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8The 16th Minute

Aneesa Ferreira, Kyle Brandt and Cara Khan from Real World Chicago at Awards, Pictures, Photos

Does anyone watch The Real World anymore?

I know I don’t, but is there an up-and-coming generation of Real World watchers? Or do those young ‘uns just watch Newport Harbor and shit all day?

Anyway, MTV hosted the very first Real World Awards in LA over the weekend, and we got to see a lot of faces we haven’t seen in awhile. Most I honestly don’t recognize. But here’s Aneesa Ferreira, Kyle Brandt and Cara “I Made Out with a Rock Star” Khan from Chicago. Damn Kyle is still way hot. I would so totally get naked with him in a hot tub.

Also there: Eric Nies, who looks like he just got off the set of Survivor, and Coral, and a bunch of other bitches I don’t recognize because I’d aged the fuck out of that show’s demo before their day.

Eric Nies from Real World, Recent Pictures, Photos Coral from Real World, Recent Pictures, Photos

March 16, 2008 at 9:05 pm by Evil Beet
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7Sam Lutfi Still Can’t See Britney


Thank goodness for that!

Sam “Evil” Lutfi has agreed to stay away from Brit for another month per the terms of a temporary restraining order currently in place against him, which means the Spears family doesn’t have to go to court on Monday to get the restraining order extended.

The issue will be addressed again in another month.

Let’s keep this asswipe away from our Britney FOREVER!

March 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm by Evil Beet

15“Have Some Class, Toccara”

Dude, I don’t watch Celebrity Fit Club, so I don’t know what the fuck this shit is about, but it has got to be one of the most fabulous breakdowns ever caught on tape.

Toccara from America’s Next Top Model lost her shit at the judges during a taping of Celebrity Fit Club.

Toccara doesn’t need to have some class. She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she’s lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head.

March 16, 2008 at 8:45 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Toccara

7Mel Gibson and Britney Spears Had Dinner Together

Okay. So.

A couple months ago I met a girl who shall remain nameless. Without divulging too many details, I’ll say that she is very close with the Gibson family, and she was also a very good friend to me at a time in my life when I needed a very good friend.

She took issue with what I did for a living, and begged me not to talk shit about the Gibsons in the future. I agreed. And now I’m kicking myself for it, because there are so many funny and rude things to say about this shit that I now cannot say.

I hope you guys will pick up the slack in the comments section.

March 16, 2008 at 8:40 pm by Evil Beet

12Halle Berry Popped Out That Kiddo


Halle Berry gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Sunday.

No word on the name yet.

Any guesses?

March 16, 2008 at 8:29 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Halle Berry

20Heidi Montag Is a Raging Bitch


Heidi had an opportunity to talk to Us Weekly about the new fashion line she’s designing, but opted to use the time instead to bash Lauren Conrad.

“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear,” she says. “She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress … When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

When you were in school?

Heidi, you were at FIDM for, like, all of two weeks. You didn’t even make it through one semester before you quit to answer phones for Brent Bolthouse. So let’s not go bragging about that focused design education you received, okay, dear?

Also: shut the fuck up, Heidi.

March 15, 2008 at 1:08 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Heidi Montag