Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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The thirteen-year-old Jenner exposes herself again. [The Superficial]

How do we feel about a bald Matt Damon? [Lainey Gossip]

Hank yanks Kendra’s skirt up. [Celebuzz]

Now Rihanna’s taking shots on stage. [Bossip]

Vanessa Hudgens make a fashion statement of short hair and ass-flashing. [Starpulse]

Britney: “My ex-bodyguard is lying about … farts.” [TMZ]

Ivana Trump STILL looks hot in a two-piece. [The Blemish]

Daniel Radcliffe: not too cool for his fans. [LA Times]

Was there cheating in J. Lo and Marc Anthony’s relationship? [Huff Po]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart‘s Comic-Con cards revealed! [Celebuzz]

Angelina Jolie lives like a prisoner? [Socialite Life]

Photos: Rihanna, being out of control. [INFDaily]

Ryan Gosling laughs ’til he cries. [The Frisky]

Did Leonardo DiCaprio dump Blake Lively because she’s trashy? [Cele|bitchy]

Would you see Glee in 3D? [Pajiba]

There Were a Lot of Attractive Folks at the Crazy, Stupid Love Premiere

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There really were. Well, with the exception of the swole-faced, purse-lipped Stephen Baldwin. Didn’t he used to be the hot one? Was he the one in Flatliners? Nope, crap, that was William Baldwin. This is what he looks like these days:

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See? Not bad, right? Still pretty good. Better than Alec (who I definitely had a crush on in Beetlejuice) anyway, and way better than that creepy, creepy Stephen Baldwin.

Anyway. I didn’t intend for this post to turn out all about the Baldwins, baby, but I guess the urge just wins sometimes.

Check out the photos for Crazy, Stupid Love featuring the adorable Emma Stone and the luscious Ryan Gosling.

Billy Baldwin image courtesy of Contact Music

Sarah Silverman Thinks It’s OK to Smoke Pot in a Public Parking Lot

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I mean, I thought so too, when I was seventeen, but friends, the times have changed. Willie Nelson’s in some pretty big trouble (in Texas) and Chace Crawford hit a similar patch of trouble (in Texas), so if Sarah’s smart, she’ll stay out of parking lots while smoking marijuana (in Texas).

No, but seriously, though – feel the way you want about pot and its effects and whether or not it’s better or worse than alcohol consumption blah blah blah – that’s not my debate today – but the fact remains that unless you have a “prescription” for it, it’s still illegal regardless if you like it, love it, disagree with it, or think its very existence is unnecessary.

It is what it is, but apparently not to Sarah Silverman.