Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Single-Handedly Destroying Feminism

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Honestly, Sarah, have some respect for yourself!

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has changed her famous three-part moniker as a fifth wedding anniversary present to actor Freddie Prinze Jr. The couple was wed September 1, 2002.

A source close to the 30-year-old star tells Us Weekly, “She officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze” in honor of the occasion.

“On their anniversary, she showed [Freddie] her new driver’s license,” the source tells Us. “It was so sweet.”

Nah, I’m kidding. That’s kind of cute. Not so much that she changed her name, but that she got a new drivers license. I mean, when you’re willing to voluntarily deal with the DMV for someone, it’s obviously true love. Like, if my little sister needed a new kidney to survive, and someone was like, “You’re going to have to go down to the DMV and ask them for one, otherwise she’ll die,” I’d probably sit around the house and weigh the options for a bit. Like, do I really need a little sister? Plenty of people do just fine without one.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple. Looking forward to the messy divorce!

Engaged!

Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas Engaged, Pictures, Photos

Katharine McPhee, 23, is reportedly engaged to her boyfriend of a year, 42-year-old actor Nick Cokas.

Man, this guy sure hit the fucking jackpot.

“Katharine is bubbling over with excitement for her upcoming wedding,” a source says. “She is all smiles when she talks about the planning. It sounds like everything is going very smoothly.”

The two met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Their relationship began as a friendship.

“He took me up to my San Francisco (Idol) audition,” McPhee said. That’s when they started fucking. “We totally fell in love,” she said.

Dayum.

There ya go, old guys. You wanna date a 21-year-old? Drive her to an American Idol audition.

Or, you know, just be James Woods.

Quotables

Stana Katic Talks about Love Scene with Selma Blair

“We rehearsed our love scene quite a bit … in a private room together … We both looked at the bed, looked at each other and walked into the room and went at it.”

Stana Katic, discussing her love scene with Selma Blair in Feast of Love, to Steppin’ Out.

Liar!

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“Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” says Lance Armstrong to Page Six. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”

I don’t wanna believe him! I don’t wanna believe him!

However, Sheryl Crow responds to the rumors that she talked shit about Lashley without really denying that the two are a couple: “Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it.”

That doesn’t sound quite like a denial that they’re together.

I just don’t know what’s true anymore!

I want a LASHLEY!!!