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Britney Won’t Be Doing Another Rolling Stone Cover

Britney Spears Rolling Stone Cover The poptart -- who just violated her child custody agreement by getting wasted late Saturday night and then hanging out with her kids on Sunday (the agreement states that she cannot consume alcohol less than 12 hours before seeing the kids) -- has pulled out of a possible Rolling Stone cover. The train wreck, who hasn't done much publicity for her new album, "Blackout," besides her daily run to Starbucks to get photographed, has pulled the plug on a potential Rolling Stone cover, said an ...

Okay, Jessica Sierra, You Win. I Care About This Story.

Jessica Sierra Police Report We haven't been covering the story of Jessica Sierra around here because I think it's boring as fuck and I don't know who could possibly still care about this bitch. But the little hooker went and offered a cop fellatio -- saying "I'll suck your dick if you don't take me to jail" -- and, when he refused that darling offer, she called him the N-word. So now I care, because this little bitch deserves to be called out for the racist slut that she is. So there you have it, folks: Jessic...

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Katherine Heigl Says Knocked Up Was Sexist "[It's] a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie." Katherine Heigl discusses Knocked Up in Vanity Fair. Also: about her Grey's character's relationship with married O'Malley: “It was a ratings ploy. I’m trying to figure her out and keep her real.” Sometimes I have to remember that I love Katherine Heigl and hate Izzie. It's not her fault Izzie sucks s...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: Total PDA

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Jess and Tony are still going strong, sucking face at Cacee Cobb's 30th birthday party at Teddy's. At first, the singer – wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels – and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss – right in the middle of the crowded club. Also, I guess Cacee's still going strong w...

Hey, Guess Who Totally Lied When She Said She’d Never Posed Nude?

Heather Mills Nude Naked Nipples Tits  Breasts Pictures, Photos Can you guess? Can you? HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEATHER MILLS!!!! Thank you for finally being interesting!!!! News of the World unearthed these photos. They haven't released the fully nude ones yet, but I'm sure they'll surface eventually, and we'll have them for you when they do. Uncensored version is after the jump. Update: We've got the fully nude shots here. Read More...