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B.D. Wong Is Leaving ‘SVU’

B.D. Wong in November 2010Oh, no! B.D. Wong confirmed via Twitter that he is leaving Law & Order: SVU for greener pastures. The Tony award-winning actor originated the role of forensic psychiatrist George Huang, who audiences could count on for reliable textbook explanations of weird mental illnesses.

Is Special Victims Unit dunzo? With Stabler leaving, too, and Benson‘s contract expiring in 2012, who’s left? Oh. Ice-T.

In commemoration of 11 years of Dr. George Huang, here’s a video of B.D. Wong singing a Tori Amos song.

Morning Wood

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Jennifer Lopez was the one to kick Marc Anthony to the curb, in case you weren’t, you know, realistic enough to believe it. [The Superficial]

Andrew Garfield was all over WHO? [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce’s crotch shot. [Bossip]

Nick Lachey married Vanessa Minnillo. [Starpulse]

What Harry Potter cast member is the “coolest” person that the director’s ever met? [LA Times]

The hottest “wrinkled, old ladies.” [Pajiba]

Serena Williams amazing curves all on display. [INFDaily]

Lindsay Lohan get another boob job? [Amy Grindhouse]

The ghost of Elvis gave Paz de la Huerta an orgasm? [The Frisky]

Ryan Seacrest’s very public PDA. [Celebuzz]

Who’s hotter: Adam Lambert or his boyfriend? [Socialite Life]

Rachel Uchitel suing Gloria Allred, returning money to Tiger Woods? [TMZ]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … wedding? [Celebuzz]

Is Crystal Harris gay? [Cele|bitchy]

Now it’s getting ridiculous: Marine asks Betty White to the ball. [The Frisky]

Tom Cruise rocks out with his … out. [ICYDK]

Quotables: Marc Anthony Speaks Out About His Divorce

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“They’re saying I’m single.”

Marc Anthony, J. Lo’s current ex-husband to-be, reacting publicly to his divorce news. The dude’s divorce claim hasn’t even hit some countries with lesser technology and he’s already cracking jokes at its expense. Not that I, you know, blame him. It must be a totally bitter thing to latch onto a woman as hot as Jennifer LOPEZ only to lose her a short few years later.

Anthony was said to be performing wildly at his recent (and first) show since the couple announced their looming divorce, dancing with female fans, blowing kisses, and calling them “hot mamas.”

Somebody smells a little desperate if you ask me.