Paris is out and about with Simon Rex again, this time at Goa, where she was slipping nipples left and right and smoking what may or may not be a joint.
Aren’t you getting a little old for this nonsense?
February 22, 2008 at 10:45 am by Evil Beet
Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
I love stories like this.
Little punk Aaron Carter is sitting in jail right now.
He was busted earlier this morning in Texas with two ounces of weed. He was originally pulled over on I-10 for speeding, and, when cops searched his vehicle, they found his stash.
His ass will be in jail until at least tomorrow, when a judge will arraign him.
Does Texas have the death penalty for things like this? They ought to. God bless Texas!
February 22, 2008 at 10:35 am by Evil Beet
The day has finally arrived!
Early this morning, in Long Island, NY, Ms. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a healthy baby girl and, 11 minutes later, a healthy baby boy.
The twins are as yet unnamed.
“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” says Jen’s manager.
Congrats to the happy couple!
February 22, 2008 at 10:28 am by Evil Beet
This trailer doesn’t blow my mind, honestly, but I’m gonna see the film, because it’s kind of like the Star Wars movies: you don’t have to like them. But you have to see them. It’s un-American not to.
February 22, 2008 at 10:19 am by Evil Beet
At a pre-Oscar celebration honoring director Nikita Mikhalkov.
February 21, 2008 at 10:02 pm by Evil Beet
“Sonically, I don’t know that we’re going down any path that’s crazy. I’m not trying to be cool, I’m not trying to be hip. I’m not trying to do anything other than sing stuff that I’m good at.”
Clay Aiken, whose new album is expected to be released in May.
And, like, I know what “sonically” means, but when I saw that word I just couldn’t shake the thought of Clay Aiken coming out to my car to take my order for a cherry slush and a Coney dog. I can’t stop laughing at that.