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23Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at Perez

I do try to keep Perez off this site as often as possible, but I couldn’t resist posting this MySpace correspondence Lindsay Lohan had with blogger/famewhore Jonathan Jackson. No one hates Perez more than his fellow gays!

Loves it.

Oh, and I love how her MySpace profile is

I remember at one point that was her MySpace screenname. I changed mine to “Privacy Cunt,” too, just to jump on the bandwagon, and got a million emails like “WTF?” Ha ha. I’d forgotten about that.

May 27, 2008 at 8:19 am by Evil Beet
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14Shiloh Turns 2!

Has it really been two years since the birth of Our Lord and Savior, Shiloh Almighty?

In fact, it has.

Little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turns two years old today.

Happy birthday, Blessed One!

May 27, 2008 at 8:01 am by Evil Beet
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11That’s Right, Will Ferrell’s Married

Since he doesn’t publicize his personal life, it’s very easy to forget that funnyman Will Ferrell is actually married. In fact, he’s been married since 2000, to Swedish actress Viveca Paulin. She and Will have two children together.

Here’s a rare shot of the happy couple leaving dinner in LA.

May 27, 2008 at 7:49 am by Evil Beet
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17Brangelina Purchase French Estate

Word on the street is that Brad and Angie have plunked down a cool $60 mil to purchase an estate in the south of France.

Sixty million dollars!!!!

That is a LOT of dollars, people!!!

It’s a 1,000-acre estate with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, lake, forest and moat.

Thirty-five bedrooms???? Jesus, how many kids are they planning to have???

Also: I would kill for a house with a moat. It’s what I always dreamed of. When I built sandcastles as a kid, they had to have a moat. Moats are so cool. I wonder if Brad and Angelina will let me go swimming in their moat. Or maybe it’ll have evil sting rays to keep out the paparazzi.

“It’s called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence,” says a source. “And it’s absolutely unbelievable. Brad and Angelina are thrilled, they love the place and have already been furniture shopping to fill the place as it’s massive. They’ve already spent almost another million on furniture and the whole family can’t wait to move in.”

Oh, I want their life.

May 27, 2008 at 7:42 am by Evil Beet
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It’s Amy Winehouse doing something human and endearing!

Here’s Amy strumming away at her guitar, while her goddaughter, 12-year-old Dionne Bromfield, sings along to Alicia Keys’ “If I Ain’t Got You.”

Pete Doherty filmed the whole thing. No joke.

The little girl is actually damn talented, and this is adorable. It’s hard to remember that, in between the insanity and the addiction, Amy Winehouse is a real person who has people in her life that she loves and cares for.

May 27, 2008 at 7:36 am by Evil Beet
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6Daddy Lohan Confirms Lindsay’s Relationship with Samantha

Poor Michael Lohan. He’s such a famewhore, and I’m sure it’s absolutely killing him that now Dina has his own TV show and he doesn’t. As such, he’s decided to weigh in on Lindsay’s romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson — confirming it, in fact.

Their romance “is evident to anyone with half a brain,” says Michael. “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false … [but she] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

And then: “But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

Um … Michael? You spent most of the late ’80s in jail for securities fraud. It’s just that Lindsay wasn’t famous back then. But it’s not like everything was fine, dear.

[Image via Splash]

May 27, 2008 at 7:23 am by Evil Beet
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