America’s Next Top Model’s resident alcoholic, Lisa D’Amato, has released a video for a rap single, “Ace of Spades.”
It is horrible.
I mean, horrible.
It’s like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.
“If you don’t like this shit,” she says in the song, “you can fucking lick my twat.”
Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.
Although they never did get married, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together since 1982, which is way longer than, like, any Hollywood marriage ever. The two were spotted biking in NYC on Sunday.
The funny man was touched when he heard the story of Phoenix police officer Nick Erfle, who was fatally shot last month in the line of duty, after returning to the force following a bout with cancer. Erfle left behind a wife and two children. Spade, who had never met the officer, sent the family $25,000 to help them get back on their feet.
This is the sort of shit Britney needs to start doing!!!