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Britney Spears Wants to Be a Bartender

Britney Spears Applied to Be a Bartender at the Viceroy Hotel

Thank goodness!

Britney Spears is finally open to the possibility of a career path other than “washed up, drug-addicted pop star.”

The mother of two applied for a job as a bartender at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”

We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources.

Hey, if there’s one thing Britney knows, it’s alcohol!

Awful. Truly Awful.

America’s Next Top Model’s resident alcoholic, Lisa D’Amato, has released a video for a rap single, “Ace of Spades.”

It is horrible.

I mean, horrible.

It’s like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.

“If you don’t like this shit,” she says in the song, “you can fucking lick my twat.”

Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.

Bring it on.

Quotables

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“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child. Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”

Sean “Diddy” Combs, after DNA tests proved that a 15-month-old Atlanta girl is, in fact, his daughter. Diddy was dating model Kim Porter when the baby was conceived.

David Spade is a Really Nice Guy

David Spade Sends $25000 to Family of Phoenix Police Officer Nick Erfle

The funny man was touched when he heard the story of Phoenix police officer Nick Erfle, who was fatally shot last month in the line of duty, after returning to the force following a bout with cancer. Erfle left behind a wife and two children. Spade, who had never met the officer, sent the family $25,000 to help them get back on their feet.

This is the sort of shit Britney needs to start doing!!!