This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback’s “I Wanna Be a Rock Star.” I laughed out loud.
I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken with the “needs more cowbell” quote. People don’t talk about that SNL sketch enough. I’m convinced it’s about the funniest thing that’s ever been on TV. So I’ve included it here, so you can all enjoy it.
Salma popped out the kid on Friday, a little girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault. Mother and baby are doing well, and hopefully Salma will never again have to attend formal events dressed for the Renaissance Fair.
Okay, okay. She was formally charged with being a car-wreck, but still.
Remember back in early August, when Britney ran into a parked car in the Valley, and then walked away without leaving so much as a note? Remember how the paparazzi got it all on tape?
Well, here in America, we call that a hit and run, and it’s illegal. And apparently Britney didn’t have a valid CA license when she did it, either. So now Ms. Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of 6 months in jail.
The victim filed a police report about the incident three days after it occurred — after learning about it from an Australian reporter who showed up at her door.
Just in case there’s anyone in this country who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian naked yet, she’s doing Playboy. [Derek Hail]
You know what? Mariah Carey looks awesome. [popbytes]
Hey, shouldn’t “butt fingering” be hyphenated here? [Bossip]
Oh. Hell. Yes. Maureen McCormick’s writing a tell-all about her years on The Brady Bunch. And it apparently involves a lesbian love affair with Eve Plumb. This was totally worth a 30-year wait. [Agent Bedhead]
Jesus Christ, I’m going to have to start watching Gossip Girl, aren’t I? [Pajiba]
Katharine McPhee just keeps scoring movie deals. [GTS]
Oh my God. Zach Morris, what the fuck happened? [Holy Candy]
Hayden Panettiere’s either filming Heroes or auditioning for The Next Next Karate Kid. [The Blemish]
From the mailbag: “A casting call went out (about a month ago) for the ‘Sex and the City’ movie. They wanted two redheaded kids: a boy and his younger sister. So Miranda = full-on Brooklyn breeder now.” Oh, right, spoiler alert.
This makes Britney Spears’ VMA performance look really crisp and professional. I mean, you have to hand it to Britney: she may be all liquor and cocaine, but at least she’s managed not to hit the stage after snorting heroin.