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7Who Is This Beauty?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT it’s Serena Williams.

Looking awesome and totally not at all like a dude.

How much airbrushing did Ebony do to give her this look?

The kids at Bossip have more shots from this spread here and here.

June 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm by Evil Beet
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16Robert Downey Jr. Thanks Burger King for His Sobriety

In a new interview with Britain’s Empire magazine, Robert Downey Jr explains how Burger King helped save his life.

Robert says he was driving around with “tons of fucking dope” in his car one day when he decided to pull over and order some Burger King.

“I have to thank Burger King,” he said. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

With that, he tossed all his drugs into the ocean (Seriously, isn’t there somewhere you can go to donate that shit? Goodwill Crack? I think they have one in Lawndale.) and decided he was done with drugs for good.

I for one am personally offended by this statement. I’m glad you’re sober, Bob, but Burger King has never in its history produced a disgusting burger. Everything from Burger King is a work of culinary genius. I love Burger King. Burger King loves me. Don’t fuck with my baby, Bob.

June 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm by Evil Beet
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47What’s This Mob Scene???

Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton’s meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic.

Except it’s not a mob scene at all.

Apparently hardly anyone showed up. These photos were reportedly taken at 6 pm, just as the event was beginning. And no one is there!!!

Says an eye-witness:

“Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny.”

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

I try to lay off Perez most of the time, but, like, it totally pisses me off that he spent YEARS making fun of celebrities for launching their own clothing lines and then he goes and launches one of his own. And no one cares. So this is hilarious and wonderful to me.

June 9, 2008 at 3:28 pm by Evil Beet
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10God, Everything About Tori Spelling Just Bores Me So Much

The “actress” reportedly gave birth to her second child with stolen husband Dean McDermott this morning.

She was supposed to deliver the little girl via C-section at Cedars Sinai today.

Her mother Candy — with whom she’s recently become un-estranged — was at the hospital to lend her support.



June 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm by Evil Beet
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11We Never Should Have Let Paris Hilton Set Foot in New York City

A new report indicates that over one in four New Yorker has genital herpes.


June 9, 2008 at 2:20 pm by Evil Beet
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31New Kids on the Block: “Summertime” Video

Could anything about this possibly be more cliche?


June 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm by Evil Beet
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