Today's Evil Beet Gossip


Miley Cyrus 15th Birthday

Miley Cyrus turned 15 on Friday!

She celebrated by performing in her hometown of Nashville, TN.

“I’ll tell you guys that my main wish when my parents asked me, ‘Miley, what do you want for your 15th birthday?’ The only thing that I had to say was, ‘I want to be here at home with Nashville and all of you guys,’ ” she breathlessly told the crowd, who erupted into screams.

“The reason that I do what I do is for all of you guys,” she said. “Anyone from a small town can go out there and live their dream, and so to be here with you guys tonight on my birthday is amazing.”

Yes, Miley. Anyone from a small town whose father just happens to be Billy Ray Cyrus can go out there and live their dream. But that’s a minor detail.

Happy birthday, Miley! Can’t wait until you’re 18 and I can say the things I want to say about that fucking dress.

Domestic Violence with “Bachelor” Couple

Mary Delgado and Byron Velvick from The Bachelor

Mary Delgado, who was proposed to in 2004 by Byron Velvick on The Bachelor, was taken into custody in Florida just after midnight Wednesday on a battery charge and was under the influence of alcohol when she was arrested. She was accused of punching the man she lives with in the mouth.

Was that man Byron Velvick?

The affidavit doesn’t name him specifically, but says the pair have lived together “as a family” for the last three years. The couple appeared together on Tuesday for a special episode of The Bachelor titled “After the Final Rose.”

Now here’s a couple that deserves a reality TV show!

Her mug shot’s below.

Mary Delgado Byron Velvick The Bachelor Mug Shot


Naomi Campbell with Wine at Marie Claire Prix de la Mode in Madrid


Naomi Campbell, an admitted alcoholic, poses with a glass of lovely white wine at the Marie Claire Prix de la Mode in Madrid.

Now I’m not saying she drank it.

I’m just saying it’s there.

Also, I don’t know how many animals died to make her wrap, but they’re all about to suffer another death at the hands of her extensions. Honestly, Naomi, your hair should accentuate your outfit, not strangle it.

Daniel Dae Kim Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

Daniel Dae Kim Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

Lost star Daniel Dae Kim entered an initial plea of not guilty to a drunken driving charge Friday, although, like the diva he is, he did not appear in the courtroom with his attorney.

“He made an apology to the state, the people of Hawaii and his fans,” his lawyer said outside the courtroom. “He pleaded not guilty and requested a trial date.”

Kim is the fourth — count ‘em, four – cast member on Lost to be pinned for a DUI since the show started filming there. The other three — Michelle Rodriguez, Cynthia Watros and Adewale Akinnuoye Agbaje — all had their characters killed off on the show following the arrests. That show’s casting department is like the recruitment arm of AA.


Linda and Hulk Hogan to Divorce

Awwwwww shit.

Nothing’s quite as it seems, I suppose. And nothing destroys a marriage faster than a troubled teen coupled with a full-frontal media assault.

Hulk Hogan’s wife filed for divorce this week.

Hulk was informed of the filing when a reporter for the St. Petersburg Times approached him for comment, and let him know the papers were filed on Tuesday.

“Thank you for the great information,” he told the reporter. “Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”

The couple has been married for 24 years. Linda has been in California for the past three weeks, while Hulk has been in Florida.

Diddy Disabled


Diddy reportedly had an accident last week and broke his foot, so he’s all gimpy and shit now.

His rep says: “He did have routine foot surgery, but I’m not getting into specifics. It wasn’t broken, it was a scheduled operation. He’s doing great, and he’s on the mend.”

Routine foot surgery

How far up your own P.R. ass do you have to be to claim your client had routine foot surgery? Like, did he just decide to swing by the hospital for a little foot tune-up? “It’s just a little creeky, doc. Could you open it up and move some of the parts around so that it runs smoother?”

Some people get chemical peels, some people have routine foot surgery, I guess.

And why the hell are you covering up the fact that he broke his foot? What’s the big deal here. What are the “specifics” into which you refuse to get? Did he have his foot stuck up Aubrey O’Day’s pussy in some weird sex shit? Did it sprain when he tried to hit her G-spot? Did he call his doctor the night before like, “Hey, Doc, Aubrey and I are gonna play the foot game again tonight, so I need you to know there’s a decent chance I’ll be in tomorrow for some routine foot surgery. Just a heads-up.”

What is going on here?