A British heiress from a family worth $1.4 billion has started divorce proceedings after reports surfaced that her husband, Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen, had sex with Lindsay Lohan while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic …
Stephanie Allen, 28, the packaging heiress whose family makes boxes for McDonaldâ€™s, filed 52 pages worth of divorce papers last week in in Savannah, Georgiaâ€™s Chatham County Court, identifying Lohan as one of the precipitators of the divorce.
Says Ms. Allen in her affadavit: “My husband entered a drug rehabilitation centre in Utah…on or about July 11, 2007. After my husband’s return from said rehabilitation I was bombarded by telephone call alerting me to the fact that my husband’s conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines.â€ Rumors on the internets had Lohan banging Tony Allen in a Cirque Lodge rehab. Dude, rehab sex is the hottest, especially in the bathroom.
Lohan’s reps are denying the rumors. â€œItâ€™s unfortunate Stephanie Allen is blaming the demise of her marriage on Lindsay,â€ they say. “Stephanie needs to look at her marriage to determine the reason why things went wrong because it has nothing to do with Lindsay. Lindsay and Tony are friends and thatâ€™s all. They are supporting one another through a similar experience. This is a friendship based on trust and mutual support and nothing else.â€
Tony — who I’m sure has his eye on some of that $1.4B — has predictably denied the rumors, saying: “We’re great friends. We share a common affliction, and we just talk about life sometimes.” But other reports say he was bragging about the incident in a bar, saying, “C’mon, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Hell, yes! Wouldn’t you?”
What was this guy doing in a bar?
I hope Tony Allen pulls a Jason Wahler and gets engaged to Lindsay in the next couple of months. There’s no love quite as stable as early-recovery love.