Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Halle Berry: Still Pregnant

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I totally called it.

Hell, everybody totally called it.

But now we have further confirmation that Halle Berry is with child. Three months along, apparently. According to TMZ, “producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film “Tulia” have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!”

Still no confirmation from Team Halle or her hottie boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubrey.

Oooh!!! Let’s Make the olly Girls Famous!!!

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Of all the people in Hollywood who have done absolutely nothing to be famous, I think these two take the crown. But they’re so dead-set on being celebrities, and you have to give them credit for their determination.

If you’ve never heard of them, it’s because you’re not a huge Sunset Tan addict/loser like me. The two were “hired” (read: “cast”) by the owners of Sunset Tan to be totally useless, adorable and hilarious.

They’re Holly Huddleston and Molly Shea (great porn names, incidentally), but they’re referred to collectively on the show as “The olly Girls.” They come off as ditzes, but I have this sneaking suspicion that Molly (the one in the red) is secretly kind of smart. Holly’s just flat-out retarded.

Nicole Kidman: “Can We Talk About Me Now?”

Nicole Kidman Reveals She Miscarried Tom’s Baby

Nicole Kidman is really tired of hearing all of this Suri shit. In an upcoming interview with Vanity Fair, Tom Cruise’s ex reveals that she miscarried his baby at the age of 23. The couple later adopted two children.

Now 40, and married to country singer Keith Urban — who recently did a stint in rehab — Kidman hasn’t given up on her dreams of motherhood.

“I’m yearning to have one. I think I would be very sad if I wasn’t able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly.”

God, that must make those adopted kids feel so awesome about themselves. Yay, Mommy adopted me when she couldn’t have kids biologically! And she thought there was some chance that I might be good enough! But I totally wasn’t!

Kidman also spoke about feeling lonely after she won her Best Actress Oscar for The Hours.

“You’re in a hotel and you’re like, ‘Okay, well, I’m sitting in this big suite with an Oscar and I still don’t have a life – what is wrong with me? Who do I jump on the bed with, and celebrate with, and order pancakes with?’ That was painful, not having that person to share it with.”

But Nicole’s not yet done dropping bombs — she also reveals to the magazine that she was engaged to someone between Tom and Keith. How did we miss that?? Damn you, Nicole! You’re not supposed to hide stuff from us.

“I got engaged to somebody … but it just wasn’t right. I wasn’t ready. We weren’t ready.”

Who was that somebody? Lenny Kravitz, perhaps? Hmmm.