Today's Evil Beet Gossip

HAPPY HANNUKAH!! J.R. Rotem is on JDATE!!!!

J.R. Rotem JDate Profile AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! Thanks to DListed for the tip on this one! Apparently after things didn't work out with Britney Spears, J.R. Rotem turned to JDATE!! See? He's a nice Jewish boy! I actually have a subscription to the thing, thanks to my mom's nagging (wanna date me? anyone? PLEASE?), so I signed on and sent him a flirt. We'll see what happens. Maybe I'll have a wild, sexy romance with J.R. Motherfucking Rotem and we can light the Hannukah candles together and then drip t...

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Scarlett Johansson is mad that you think she looks that way on purpose. [MollyGood]

Debra LaFave is hitting on teenagers again, but this time it's a girl. [FListed]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers makes a Very. Sincere. Apology. Through his lawyer. [DListed]

Heh. Live-blogging the Victoria's Secret fashion show. [LL]

Mary Carey's giving you a chance to get up close and personal with her tits. [Celebitchy]

If you can believe it, people don't really want to pay Tara Reid to get wasted at their establishment anymore. [Celebslam]

Aaron Carter has a little fender bender with some very lucky ladies. [popbytes]

Dave Chappelle is back! [CityRag]

/>Scarlett Johansson is mad that you think she looks that way on purpose. [MollyGood] Debra LaFave is hitting on teenagers again, but this time it's a girl. [FListed] Jonathan Rhys Meyers makes a Very. Sincere. Apology. Through his lawyer. [DListed] Heh. Live-blogging the Victoria's Secret fashion show. [LL] Mary Carey's giving you a chance to get up close and personal with her tits. [Celebitchy] If you can believe it, people don't really want to pay Tara Reid to get wasted at their establishment ...

Lindsay and Stavros: Back On?

Lindsay Lohan Back with Stavros Niarchos? Oooooooooh, Paris is gonna be pissed!!! Word on the street is that Lindsay is back with her ex-boyfriend (and Paris's ex-boyfriend), Stavros Niarchos. Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago. Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star. Hilton showed up to a party for the anti-smoking lozenge Ariva at Crimson in Hollywood the other night and ...

I’ll Cover the Story About Dennis Quaid’s Twins Only to Tell You That They’re Doing Fine

Dennis Quaid’s Twins are Healthy Again!!! This is one of those rare, rare stories where something truly awful happens to a celebrity and it is, honestly, through no fault of their own. On those occasions, I peer out my window to check for the flying pigs, and then get a gnawing feeling in my evil little gut that says, "Don't exploit this." So I haven't been covering the story of Dennis Quaid's twins around here, because it sucks and it's sad and it's not his fault, but today I am happy to report that the twins are healthy and doi...