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12Daddy’s Little Girl

What’s the best way to help the world forget about the fact that you were captured on tape singing about “gooks” and “nips”?

Make a very public appearance holding your daddy’s hand!

Amy Winehouse had dinner in London last night with her father Mitch.




June 8, 2008 at 9:06 pm by Evil Beet
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4Jessica Alba Has a Baby Girl

We told you guys that Jessica was spotted being wheeled into Cedars-Sinai this weekend, and now reports are confirming that the actress has welcomed a baby girl.

Congrats, Jessica and Cash!

June 8, 2008 at 8:59 pm by Evil Beet
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29What Baby Weight?

Nicole Richie is as thin as can be at an event supporting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation in LA on Sunday.

Love, love, love her dress.

Hate that I could never pull it off.

June 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm by Evil Beet
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18BREAKING: Amy Winehouse Occasionally Participates in the Use of Illegal Drugs



Someone stole the camera of Amy’s incarcerated hubby, Blake Civil-Fielder, and sold their contents to News of the World. And there are drug paraphernalia!

The footage includes a tape of Amy and a friend singing a “racist” song. Frankly, the song isn’t really all that racist — I mean, it’s Amy singing a bunch of mild racial slurs — but it’s nothing compared to some of the shit we’ve caught on tape from, say, Paris Hilton or Dog the Bounty Hunter or Michael Richards. It’s definitely not flattering, but I don’t think it necessarily supports the conclusion that Amy is in any way a racist. The vid is here if you wanna watch it.

I think the photos are the most interesting. I’ve posted them all after the jump, but I really like the one shown above. It’s Amy, without the crazy make-up and the beehive and the meth face, and she looks, well, she looks like a normal human being. There’s a normal human being under all that, and she needs help.

The rest of the photos are after the jump.


June 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm by Evil Beet
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“A lot of people like to fool you and say that you’re not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That’s what I learned from selling crack.”

Snoop Dogg, to Esquire magazine.

June 8, 2008 at 11:32 am by Evil Beet
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30Dakota Fanning: Still Not Drunk

Dakota Fanning showed up completely sober to lend her support to an event for children’s rights in LA on Saturday.

I don’t know about the blue nail polish, though. What kind of example is she setting? First they’re wearing non-traditional shades of polish, and the next thing you know they’re smoking heroin in a hotel basement and blabbing for ten minutes about the state of sadomasochistic videos in this country.

In all seriousness, though, what I sorta love about Dakota is that she’s not all up in your face telling you about how she’s going to be an amazing role model and remain a virgin foreverandeveramen and avoid all the pitfalls of young Hollywood. She just kind of dresses like a normal 14-year-old and wears age-appropriate make up and doesn’t get her lips plumped or glue extensions in her hair and generally avoids being photographed in any proximity to Lindsay Lohan. Leading by example? Weird.

Of course, we’ll have to wait a few years before we can determine whether this behavior will continue once she’s free of the clutches of her protective parents, but, for now, rock on, Dakota.

June 8, 2008 at 1:52 am by Evil Beet
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