On Friday, Victoria Beckham took son Cruz on a little shopping trip along Rodeo.
And she brought along — gasp! — Eva Longoria?
And Eva is holding Cruz’s hand?
Ack, the betrayal!!!!
What happened to Victoria’s longtime shopping buddy, Katie Holmes? Were Posh and Becks finally scared off by the Cruise’s attempts to convert them to Scientology? Were they bitter at having been replaced by the more racially diverse Pinkett-Smiths? Has Tom Cruise finally put his foot down, forbidding Katie from leaving the house outside his presence? Ever since they got back to the States after Tom was filming in Germany, Katie has basically never been photographed without Tom. There are a handful of exceptions, but they almost all involve Katie promoting Mad Money.
What happened to this shopping friendship??
What on earth could possibly explain Posh going shopping with anyone other than Katie?
March 22, 2008 at 12:08 am by Evil Beet
In case you missed it, here’s Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided from Thursday night.
She turned into quite the hottie. Almost hotter than Britney in her heyday, if I do say so myself. Too bad she’s going to pop out a bunch of kids and go batshit now.
March 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm by Evil Beet
My very favoritest of all the Willises, 14-year-old Tallulah Belle, was spotted on Robertson with her dad Bruce and some chick. I believe this is former Playmate Karen McDougal, but I’m sure you guys will correct me if I’m wrong. I can’t ID the other girl, but I assume she’s some friend of Tallulah’s.
Anyway, how fabulous is Tallulah? She’s just so freaking great on camera. I love her and I can’t wait until she’s a little older and starts showing up more often.
And to celebrate new pics of Tallulah, I’ve included here the Tori Amos video for “Talula,” which always pops into my head when I see this little Willis gem, and because I’m just a shameless Toriphile.
March 21, 2008 at 9:54 pm by Evil Beet
Poor Kim Cattrall.
Kristin Davis had those naked photos hit the web.
Sarah Jessica Parker got her own blow-up doll (with three fabulous love holes!).
Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian.
What’s Kim’s claim to fame anymore?
Sitting courtside at Knicks games?
Kim’s probably saving her sex tape leak for, like, the week before the SaTC movie hits theaters. Mark my words. You will be seeing this woman’s vagina sometime in the next two months. She’s not going to be upstaged that easily.
Here she is with her longtime boyfriend, Canadian chef Alan Wyse, at a New York Knicks game. I hope he will not appear in the sex tape. He’s creepy-looking.
March 21, 2008 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet
Kate Beckinsale was being interviewed by Moviefone for her new film, Snow Angels, and they mentioned that she’d recently told a reporter that she’d rather eat vagina than sushi. They asked her to elaborate on that point. Here’s what Kate had to say:
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.
At least a vagina would be warm??? Ew. Have you ever been eating a piece of sushi and thinking to yourself, “You know, this would be better if they’d microwave it first”? No. No one wants warm sushi. On the other hand, dudes always want to play with ice cubes on vaginas. I think Kate has it all backwards.
March 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm by Evil Beet
I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” speech without editing out the f-bomb.
Everything Chris Crocker does is magic.