Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant.
Lily Allen is pregnant.
We got the first shots of Jessica Alba’s baby bump.
Just when I find myself questioning what the hell I’m doing with my life, tired of getting up at 6 am and going to bed at 3 am, tired of being asked what the hell the 5-year plan looks like for a celebrity gossip blogger, tired of working seven days a week without any hope of vacation or a boyfriend, and a day like this comes along, and it’s like, “Oh, yeah, I do this because this is so awesome.”
December 19, 2007 at 8:23 am by Evil Beet
Remember this chick from the Joe Simpson-produced Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive? I can’t believe I watched that crap, but I did, and she was annoying as all hell on it. She’s the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, Terry Semel.
Anyway, she’s Lindsay’s new BFF-and-maybe-more. From Page Six:
Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.
The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.
“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always
I think it’s great that Lindsay has a friend, even if it’s a spoiled rich brat like Courtenay Semel. As long as Lindsay’s not drinking, she’s headed in the right direction. I don’t need her fucking up anymore: I HAVE JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS NOW!!!!
Image via WENN
December 19, 2007 at 8:07 am by Evil Beet
â€œI kind of just keep my options open. I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.â€
Jamie-Lynn Spears, when asked if she had a serious boyfriend, in an interview with the AP published December 17, 2007, just a day before her pregnancy was announced.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
When was this interview done? Didn’t she know she was pregnant by then??? Why would she say that?
WTF is going on???
December 19, 2007 at 7:47 am by Evil Beet
I think someone’s a little jealous.
Cut to 1:45 in this vid for Britney’s denial.
Either Jamie-Lynn and her mother faked an entire pregnancy on an international stage, or Britney honestly thinks this is some horrible, cruel plot to distract attention away from her.
Either way: CRAZY!
December 19, 2007 at 7:32 am by Evil Beet
You guys, Christmas so totally came early this year!
Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump after having lunch in Beverly Hills with some friends.
Baby bump, baby bump, baby bump!!!
December 19, 2007 at 12:26 am by Evil Beet
What would you do on the day you found out your little sister was pregnant? Would you:
a) Kick her ass
b) Kick the dude’s ass
c) Kick your mom’s ass
d) Grab a coat hanger
e) Make Lisa Kline open late for you to go shopping
Britney’s answer was (e).
On the day she found out — along with the rest of the world — that her sixteen-year-old sister was knocked up, Britney Spears and her ubiquitous cowboy boots did some late-night shopping at Lisa Kline on Robertson. She then checked into L’Ermitage in Beverly Hills (because the Four Seasons has — no joking — banned her temporarily).
Shopping makes everything better.
Shopping and CONDOMS!!!
CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS, PEOPLE!!!