Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nobody’s Watching Late-Night TV

jay_sad.jpg The strike is having a huge impact on late-night talk shows. Jay Leno audience: down 40% from last year Conan audience: down 36% from last year Daily Show audience: down 29% from last year Colbert audience: down 33% Letterman: down 21% Kimmel: down 14% That suuuuuuuuuucks. What are you people doing instead? Socializing? Reading? Banging your husbands? What could possibly be more interesting than TV???...

Keifer Sutherland’s Being a Good Boy in Jail

Keifer Sutherland’s Mug Shot "He's not happy to be here," says a spokesman for his jail in Glendale, "but you can tell from his demeanor that he's sorry and takes responsibility for what's he's done." Either that, or he's looking to get out early on good behavior. Sutherland spent his first full day on Thursday folding jail laundry. He also had cornflakes for breakfast, a turkey sandwich for lunch and chicken a la king for dinner. Hey, at least he didn't spend his first day making up some bullshit "illness" to ge...

Sucks to Be You

california_usa.jpg Um, so, today, Miss California USA Raquel Beezley got her crown and sash from the reigning title-holder. The winner announced at the pageant was Miss Los Angeles Christina Silva, but the title was taken for her after she ... Posed naked? Released a sex tape? Dated Brandon Davis? No, no. It was an "accounting error." The organization is claiming the votes were counted wrong. "Human error," they say. That suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Ms. Silva is contemplating legal action. Y...