Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily Ryan Gosling, Featuring The Trailer for Drive

I’m really sorry, that headline was cruel. We’re not officially implementing a daily Ryan Gosling feature over here (unless maybe you wanted us to. Do you love Ryan Gosling as much as we do? I don’t know, maybe we can negotiate.), but goodness gracious, isn’t he a delightful man?

Also, does this film look awesome or what? That’s a legitimate question, by the way, does this film look good at all? Because I can’t tell. You stick Gosling on the screen with Christina Hendricks and you expect me to be able to do anything other than flail and pant? I’m sorry, but have we met?

Afternoon Delight

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Those cigarettes are really starting to affect Kristen Stewart’s teeth. [The Superficial]

The battle of the hot Chrises. [Celebuzz]

Kate Middleton‘s creepy wedding dress exhibit? [Cele|bitchy]

The Dexter season 6 trailer. [Starpulse]

Hyped rap albums that’ll probably never happen. [Bossip]

Who’s going to land the first Casey Anthony interview? [TMZ]

Rachel Weisz‘s super-shiny wedding ring. [Socialite Life]

Four minutes of failed Wonder Woman. [The Blemish]

Selena Gomez is nineteen! [Celebuzz]

More reasons as to why Minka Kelly is so damn hot. [Caught on Set]

Tori Amos tour dates? [LA Times]

The story behind Kim Kardashian’s “rash.” [Popbytes]

Bob Fosse dances ‘Billie Jean.’ [OMGBlog]

Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s son critically injured. [INFDaily]

Ryan Seacrest flops. [theBerry]

Beavis and Butt-Head: the Boys Are Back in Town!

Beavis and Butt-head, back from the dead

Sorry about all the geeky stuff coming out of my laptop today. It’s just that San Diego Comic-Con 2011 is totally underway, and people keep announcing movies and television shows I can’t wait to watch.

For instance: Mike Judge attended Comic-Con to talk about his old new television show, Beavis and Butt-head, which is returning to MTV—after 14 years!!—this October. Hear that, mom? Payback! Payback for all those years I wasn’t allowed to watch anything by Viacom!

The Bieber fans among you might not remember Beavis and Butt-head, understandably, as you were probably not yet alive. But for the rest of us, MTV teased the following scenes at Comic-Con yesterday. And… I like it? I think? The animation is much more detailed and polished, less herky-jerky than the original show, so that it looks a little like Beavis is trapped inside King of the Hill.

The real fun happens at the 3:11 mark, when Butt-head tears into Jersey Shore. Enjoy!