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24Angela!

Angela Lansbury at Opening of Broadway’s Gypsy, Pictures, Photos

Legendary actress Angela Lansbury made an appearance at the Broadway opening of Gypsy.

Also there: Lauren Bacall, who is just way fucking scary right now. I’m sure she’s a very nice person, but, Jesus, Lauren, there’s a time and a place for a low-cut V-neck and, for you, that time was at some point during the early years of Prohibition.

Lauren Bacall at Opening of Gypsy on Broadway, Pictures, Photos

March 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm by Evil Beet

37Audrina Patridge Speaks Chinese Now

Audrina Patridge Gets Chinese Tattoo on Her Arm, Pictures, Photos

As if all the press surrounding the recent leak of her nude photo shoot weren’t enough, Audrina Patridge decided she wanted even more ink.

The Hills starlet hit up a Hollywood tattoo parlor today to get some nonsense tattooed on her arm.

Can someone please explain to me the value of getting tattoos in Chinese when you, personally, do not speak Chinese? I never understood why people do that. Why would you want something tattooed on your body that you can’t understand and that represents absolutely nothing about you? I understand doing this if you are, ya know, Chinese, or even if you speak and write the language, but what does a white girl from SoCal need fucking Chinese written on her arm for? And why Chinese, people? Because it looks flowing and mysterious? Why not, I dunno, Braille? Or Ethiopian? It’s equally relevant.

However: none of this is as bad as the guy I met in San Diego who had a Latin phrase misspelled across his chest.

Anyway, does anyone know what this actually says? And if not, can you please take some time out of your day to say a little prayer that it actually means something related to performing fellatio on a barn animal? Because nothing would please me more.

Audrina Patridge Chinese Tattoo Close Up, Pictures, Photos

March 27, 2008 at 6:44 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Audrina Patridge

29Ali Lohan? Or Ashlee Simpson?

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Lindsay’s kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO.

And now everyone’s reporting she’s had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14.

I call bullshit. She’s had her lips plumped a bit, and she’s wearing blue contacts now, and hair and eyelash extensions, but the rest is just make-up. She’s undergone nothing that requires a general anesthetic, Ashlee-style. The bone structure is all the same.

But it’s weird how much she looks like Ashlee Simpson now.

Ali Lohan After Ali Lohan Before

March 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ali Lohan

11Now You Can Watch Kristin Davis Sucking Cock and Book a Trip to Walt Disney World From the Very Same Web Page

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Heh.

More here.

March 27, 2008 at 3:31 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

52Miley Cyrus to Host Kids Choice Awards

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Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

“If I had to guess, I’m thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, ‘It is what it is,’ ” says a Disney insider. “I think they realize they don’t have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. … We’re proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favorites.”

The show tapes on Saturday.

March 27, 2008 at 3:27 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

11Lindsay Scores Another Movie Role

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I thought 2008 was going to be the year of celebrity babies, but it may turn out to be the year of celebrity comebacks.

Britney Spears is already taking baby steps toward a real comeback, and now comes news that Lindsay’s signed on to her second film this year. She’ll be playing Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson’s cult, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. Insert your own cult-related joke here.

A source confirms that the production company has insured Lindsay for the film.

Earlier this year, Lindsay signed on to co-star with Jack Black in Ye Olde Times.

March 27, 2008 at 2:59 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan