Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm is Rearing to Go!

Heidi Fleiss’s Nevada Male Brothel, the Stud Farm, is Hiring, Plans to Open in Less Than Two Months!

Heidi Fleiss’s male brothel in Nevada has been open to applicants for quite some time.

I know this because I came upon the Stud Farm’s website last month while trying to convince another company to pay me to visit the Bunny Ranch and write about it. (That didn’t fly. I still love Cathouse, though.)

Anyway, the application has just been updated with this line:

We plan to open 40 to 60 days from now.

That’s less than two months, ladies!

And lest you boys be getting excited, note that it also contains this line:

There will be no male to male sexual services offered.

Plus:

HBO is filming the building of a brothel, it will be up to the individual to participate. If one does not want to participate it will not effect their employment. All endorsements, novelty, appearance fees, print, news, TV and other forms of media will be negotiated at that time. Thank you. We are looking forward to meeting with you.

Yay! Cathouse: The Men! OMG I can’t wait!!!

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Tom Cruise holds his daughter like a football. [IBBB]

What were the results of Michelle Rodriguez’s drug test? [ICYDK]

Roseanne is the latest in a long line of celebs to give Britney some unsolicited advice. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Check out Kid Rock’s mugshots. [CityRag]

Now this is how you do tits in a dress. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out some enthralling video of Lindsay Lohan shopping. [The Bosh]

Was Pam Anderson pregnant — and then not pregnant — before her quickie wedding? [POTP]

Is Hollywood going on strike? Sign me up as a scab! [Pajiba]

Hey, you’d be happy to get detained at customs, too, if it meant you got to bone Bar Rafaeli. [FListed]

Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s on TRL!

Shar Jackson, Winner of Celebrity Rap Superstar, Performs on TRL, Pictures, Photos

It’s Shar Jackson, the winner of Celebrity Rap Superstar, performing on TRL.

Getting dumped for Britney Spears was the best thing that ever happened to this girl.

She looks great and she sounds great. She still has custody of her children. We haven’t got a single crotch shot of her.

I love this girl.

The story ain’t ever over ’til it’s over, kids.

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Fun with YouTube: Jordin Sparks “Tattoo”
























If you hadn’t noticed, it’s a really slow news day.

So I’ve been jamming out to the catchy new Jordin Sparks single, Tattoo, and absolutely loving it, so I decided to check YouTube to see if she’d done a video for it.

She hasn’t, but everyone else on the planet has. Some are better than others. So I’ve created this fine selection of different renditions of “Tattoo” for you all to enjoy.

Also, I can’t figure out how to make all the little videos appear in a horizontal line. If anyone out there is a WordPress/YouTube guru and wants to send over a tip, I’m just an email away at evilbeet@gmail.com.

Got it! Thanks Moshu!

There’s a Part of Me That Wants to Give Britney Shit About Eating Ice Cream

Britney Spears Wears Uggs and Eats Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery, Pictures, Photos

But you know what?

Her weight is the least of her problems right now.

Those extensions should be #1 on her list of “Things to Fix.”

Second, the drug and alcohol problem.

And then, if she has time, getting further custody of her children.

But let’s take care of 1 and 2 first. It’s in the children’s best interest. No one wants the Mommy with the awful extensions and the drug problem.

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