Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hayden Panettiere’s Not Going Back to Japan Anytime Soon

Hayden Panettiere Has an Arrest Warrant in Japan for Saving the Whales

Apparently there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan, where she participated in a protest aimed at stopping fishermen during a dolphin hunt recently.

“I’d do it again,” said Hayden. “Very possibly, might do it again. I was very excited that people were interested in what we did. In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab.”

Yes, Hayden! You finally understand.

Doing positive things for the world only results in arrest warrants.

Give us an upskirt, baby!!!! Make those 18 years count!!!

Quotables

Natalie Portman

“I’m not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. … Committing yourself to one person is sacred.”

Natalie Portman, to InStyle magazine.

Mark Ronson, Because It’s Only Fair

Mark Ronson at Launch of the Blackjack II by Samsung Hosted by Eva Longoria

I don’t have any dirt on him (well, he’s Samantha Ronson’s brother, isn’t that dirt enough?), but while I’m busy obsessing over everything his sisters do, some of you mentioned you were big fans of Mark.

And he actually managed to show up at an event just last night, so here ya go!

I guess he’s kinda cute. He has the whole broody thing going on.

At the Launch of the Blackjack II event in LA.

Update: Someone saw this post and sent along his video for “Oh My God” featuring Lily Allen. Pretty cool!

Katie Cassidy Arrested for Underage Drinking!

Katie Cassidy Arrested for Underage Drinking, Lied to Police

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

It’s the Cassidy curse. Sometimes fame isn’t all that fun, honey.

I love this story because, when police asked her about her age, she gave them a fake name and said she was 21. They then asked her what her birthday was. “4-29-84,” she responded. That would have made her 23. When the police pointed this out to her, she admitted her real name and age. Katie, you suck at lying to the cops. You have to have this stuff down pat. I offer seminars on the third Tuesday of the month if you’re interested.

Her BAC was .16, twice the legal limit. Ouch!

This is my favorite part: When Katie’s mom was contacted, she wanted to know “what could be done,” since her daughter was a “high-profile” actress. (High profile my ass!) When a cop replied that the arrested performer would have to appear in court to answer misdemeanor charges (minor in possession and false reporting to a law enforcement agent), Cassidy’s mother explained that her daughter “didn’t have time to come back to court.”

Ha ha ha ha. She’ll have to make time. She’s due back in December.