Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Don’t Touch My Fucking Car”

Britney gets a little fed up with the paps in this video. I don't blame her. My favorite part of any paparazzi video is the local storeowners trying in vain to get them to leave. "Cameras out. Right now. I'm calling the cops." Dude. The paparazzi don't give a fuck. Also, I love how Britney is just shameless rocking the extensions. I think that's gonna be a new trend. I mean, why bother to make your extensions look natural? You paid for them, didn't you? So show 'em off! Heh. My other favorite part is toward the end, where a paparazzi asks her if she supports the writers' strike. Really? You have thirty seconds with Britney Spears, and that's what you thought up? Like she's gonna turn to you and be like, "The way I see it, both parties make reasonable points, but I think we need to consider the long-term economic impact of this work stoppage. The consequences are unclear at best, and, realistically, both sides need to make concessions in the interest of the industry as a whole." She's more likely to be like, "Why are you asking me about baseball?" Enjoy. />Britney gets a little fed up with the paps in this video. I don't blame her. My favorite part of any paparazzi video is the local storeowners trying in vain to get them to leave. "Cameras out. Right now. I'm calling the cops." Dude. The paparazzi don't give a fuck. Also, I love how Britney is just shameless rocking the extensions. I think that's gonna be a new trend. I mean, why bother to make your extensions look natural? You paid for them, didn't you? So show 'em off! Heh. My other fa...

Amy Winehouse’s Mother Publishes Open Letter to Daughter

Amy Winehouse Buys Junk Food, Pictures, Photos I can't be snarky about this at all. I can barely bring myself to write about Amy Winehouse these days; she's such a talented young woman so close to death. Her mother sees that, too, and has published an open letter in News of the World to her daughter, as a last-ditch effort to reach out to her self-destructing daughter. The whole letter is heartbreaking. Says her mum: I hope it makes you realise that although you might be a superstar, you’re not superwoman. Early fame has...