Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan on Jay Leno Last Night

I think Rob was originally scheduled to do the show to promote his film, We Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. But when Lindsay Lohan ditched her spot on the show in exchange for a jail cell, everyone decided it would be much better for ratings if he showed up dressed in drag and pretended to be Lindsay. The end result was pretty funny.

I stuck Jay’s opening monologue (the part that deals with Lindsay) at the end of the clip, for anyone interested.

Matching The Simpsons Actors to Their Characters Using the Photos from The Simpsons Movie Premiere

I have been waiting FOREVER for the chance to do this! This is soooo exciting! Okay, you guys ready? Here we go!!

Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson at the Simpsons Movie Premiere in Los Angeles, Pictures and Photos

Dan Castellanata as Homer Simpson

Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson at the Simpsons Movie Premiere in Los Angeles, Pictures and Photos

Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson

Nancy Cartwright at Bart Simpson at the Simpsons Movie Premiere in Los Angeles, Pictures and Photos

Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson

Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson at the Simpsons Movie Premiere in Los Angeles, Pictures and Photos

Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson

See??? HOW MUCH FUN WAS THAT??!!!!!!

OMG that was soooo worth the wait.

While Rome Burned …

Samantha Ronson Shopping While Lindsay Lohan Deals with the Aftermath of her DUI

So what was Samantha Ronson — Lindsay’s BFF, drug dealer, photo pimp and sometime lesbian lover — doing while Lindsay was hiding out after her Tuesday morning DUI arrest?


SamRo was spotted at Dior and Hermes on Tuesday.

Maybe she was buying presents for Lindsay! Or maybe she just doesn’t care that Lindsay is totally and completely fucked. Or maybe, just maybe, she’s the only person in Lindsay’s life who’s not trying to leverage Lindsay’s pain to land herself an appearance on every entertainment news show and a quote in every gossip publication. Maybe.

Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt Are Tired of the Girls Getting All the Attention

Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner are Feuding

In a move that absolutely reeks of Spencer Pratt’s take on marketing, he and his best friend Brody Jenner are “feuding.”

Sources tell that after a ten-year relationship that included creating a reality show (FOX’s The Princes of Malibu), partying like young Hollywood royalty and lobbying their way onto MTV’s The Hills, reality stars Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner have broken off their friendship.

Sources confirm that the rift began shortly after Pratt made inflammatory comments about Brody’s ex Nicole Richie in a Details magazine story earlier this year, and the break was cemented about a month ago when Pratt was angered by Jenner rekindling a frienship with arch-enemy Lauren Conrad.

Really, guys?

That is so gay.

Feuding is for chicks. Leave it to Lauren and Heidi. I know, I know, you’re tired of Lauren and Heidi getting all the publicity, you both desperately want to be famous, etc, etc. I know the drill. But maybe you could have, I dunno, attended an AA meeting after alerting X17? Totaled a car? Slept with Paris Hilton? Proposed to Heidi Montag? (Oh, wait, you already did that.) But feuding over Lauren Conrad? Soooo gay. You guys need to find a new tactic, stat.