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James Blunt must be really good with the rufies. Because I can’t think of any other explanation for how this dude keeps banging models. [Celebslam]

The Lohans continue their campaign for Parents of the Year. [Yeeeah!]

I think maybe you call this a capelet. Maybe Hayden wore it in homage to her Heroes superpowers? [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is happy to explain what happened to Owen Wilson. [Warship]

I cannot believe I am linking to close-ups of Audrina Patridge’s bikini line. But it’s oddly fascinating. [Drunken Stepfather]

Jodie Foster shows us her sexual side. [popbytes]

The latest person to weigh in on why Britney Spears sucks these days: Ne-Yo. [Bossip]

Bridget Moynahan Doesn’t Want Her Slimeball of an Ex to See His Baby

Bridget Moynahan Won’t Let Tom Brady See His Baby

And I don’t blame her one bit.

Bridget gave birth to a baby boy last week, but Baby Daddy Tom Brady had ditched her for supermodel Gisele Bundchen not long after knocking her up. Tom flew from the East coast to L.A. for the birth of his kiddo, but Bridget is understandably less-than-thrilled about having Tom around at this point in time.

“Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time,” says a West Coast spy. “Bridget would not see him herself.” Moynahan’s publicist said in a statement: “Bridget is very thankful for a happy baby, excited about being a mother, and very pleased that the father, Tom Brady, was able to be there for the birth.”

But our source says: “He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name.”

But Tom Brady isn’t giving up! And Bridget isn’t giving in.

“[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again,” says the snitch. “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”

Yesterday, her spokesman said Brady and Moynahan were “together” at the hospital, but couldn’t say if he was in the room during the birth. “Bridget and Tom are on speaking terms and have the best interests of the child at heart,” he said.

Something tells me this thing is going to be resolved in a court room. Ooh, I hope Gisele shows up!!

Rihanna and Shia??? Seriously???

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The rumors have been flying for a couple of days.

Rihanna’s denying them, saying the two are just friends.

I don’t think Shia’s made any formal comment yet.

But I keep hearing more and more stories about Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna!

Here’s one from Buzz Foto:

It was an interesting evening last night. We had our weekly Global Domination Buzz Foto dinner at Kate Mantilini restaurant in Beverly Hills and we were had just ordered our shrimp cocktails and wine when we noticed Rihanna walk by our table. We thought that was cool and we were just about to dip another shrimp in the tartar sauce when we noticed that she was dinning with Shia LeBeouf!! Holly shit! What a photo and no Dog Pack around. We got on the blower to one of our guys to come over for the hose down. We had a direct view of their booth and we witnessed a very animated Shia during the dinner which ended with strawberries and wine. This dinner lasted close to two and a half hours so there must be something here. They walked right by our table as they exited the restaurant, but no hand holding, touching or groping. Flashes went off and Rihanna was delighted to pose for photographs, but Shia behaved like a twelve year old running in the garage to hide and whimper. They drove off in is brand new pick up truck. How classy.

What a strange pairing. How tall is Shia? I think he’s around 5’10. Because I’ve seen Rihanna in person, and she is super tall! Buzz Foto didn’t get a pic of the two of them together (dammit!) but they did get a pick of Rihanna at Kate Mantilini, which I’ve put above this artice.

Kate Mantilini is not the Ivy, but it’s definitely no place to go if you’re trying to keep your relationship a secret!

Quotables

Andrea Bowen at Teri Hatcher’s Badgley Mischka Party

“I think she’s very classic and beautiful, and she dresses her age, which is really nice. Because I’m 17, and you always see—without mentioning any names—girls around my age trying so hard to look older and trying so hard…I learn a lot from her about embracing your beauty for what you are.”

Andrea Bowen, talking about Teri Hatcher, at a party celebrating the actress’s new Badgley Mischka campaign.

Google’s Trying to Get Its Employees Laid

Google may seem like the perfect place to work if you’re a nerdy computer genius. You can be among lots of other nerdy computer geniuses. They have free gourmet food on site. Free massages. Dry-cleaning. Stock options. None of which is really doing a lot to help you get laid. But now Google’s taking steps to change all that, according to Page Six:

GOOGLE’S “media” soiree at its new Chelsea office on Oct. 3 is looking more like a singles mixer than a meet-and-greet with reporters. The invitation reads, “Please join us for a media cocktail party” to “meet Googlers in the know.” But many veteran media reporters for business and tech publications weren’t invited, while the fashionable, mostly female staffers at W and Women’s Wear Daily were. “It’s not a ‘media party,’ ” one invitee snickered. “It’s a party for horny tech nerds who want cute girls to show up.” Party organizer Anne Espiritu told us, “We are hosting an event for consumer and broadcast media.”

Sounds like fun!