I cannot tell you how excited I was when I first saw this headline.
Timbaland? On a soap opera?
I’m thinking evil twins. I’m thinking secret babies. I’m thinking slap fights and magic spells and ninja mafia and incest. I am so excited.
But no. He’s just performing on the show.
“This is a new experience for me, I am looking forward to having a great time and sharing my music!” he said in a statement.
We’ve seen plenty of pics of Maddox lately, but Zahara, Pax and Shiloh have been staying under the radar.
We still have no Shiloh, but Angie — ever aware of her children’s education — took Pax and Zahara to an NYC Borders book store yesterday.
I love how Zahara knows to wave to the cameras. So cute. Little Pax must just think everyone in America lives surrounded by a crowd of cameras.
From Page Six:
BOOTYLICIOUS Kim Kardashian has a new man. The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years. A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” arriving and “making out” with Howard at Tenjune and then Butter last week. “They were all over each other,” snitched the onlooker. “She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.” A rep for Howard declined to comment.
Separated from his wife of 14 years? Someone’s taking moves straight outta the Paris Hilton playbook.
BTW, Terrence Howard plays the male lead in the new Jodie Foster film, The Brave One, which I saw last night and found to be terribly disappointing. It just didn’t work on so many levels, which is sad, because I was really excited for it. Oh well. Anyone else see it and feel differently?
Ms. Spears hit up Robertson for some shopping with little Jayden James in tow.
What’s with the new glasses, Brit? Is this how you’re going to seem responsible now? Running around with reading glasses and children?
It doesn’t work so well when you go do ten shots at Winston’s a few hours later, my dear.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto
I feel like I should hate it. And yet I don’t.
Maybe the dress is just fine. Maybe I just feel like Vanessa Carlton is someone who should be generally loathed. Maybe every time I see her I just think to myself, “You know, I liked it better when they called it Alanis Morissette.”
But the ultra-long dress with the ultra-low neck?
I kind of dig it.
Everyone’s favorite law-abiding citizen plead guilty to the charges stemming from last year’s weapons arrest, when a certain someone thought to smuggle a collapsible baton onto an airplane in a laptop case.
Snoop’s actually going to less jail time than Nicole Richie for this one — he’ll do 160 hours of community service and three years probation for the felony, which will be reduced to a misdemeanor if he manages not to break the law for an entire year. And the sonofabitch didn’t even have to get pregnant!
“Snoop’s goal is to make music, not make court appearances,” said his lawyer.
Jamie-Lynn Spears hits up the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA.
“Seriously, you guys, this dress is so cool after you eat these mushrooms Britney gave me.”
Fine, Jamie-Lynn, but how are we supposed to make sense of your hair?